Halloween Sights

*Disclaimer: I am not responsible for nightmares one may occur from going beyond this line.

Since Halloween is creeping up on us, I thought I would spend today getting into the spirit of things.

I have not crafted in some time so it was a bit fun to get some supplies and create this garland for my front door.

The front porch is Halloween festive all ready for Trick Or Treaters to arrive. Too bad we live out in the country and don't have any one come to our door! This year we should have two little girls ring our door bell. They are the daughters to our new neighbor which happens to be a co-worker of the Saints and our friend. I am looking forward to their visit and already have them gift bags ready!

The porch is decorated with original items that I picked up while working in a Craft Store while in Germany. The military community is full of very talented people. We were fortunate to have an outlet for crafters to sell their wares to earn a little money and to keep them busy while the spouse was in the field.

Now things start to turn a bit scary so beware! Boo, just kidding... How does that story start... Hummmm, It was a dark and stormy night......

Oh my, is that Blackbeard's ship along the coast of Jekyll Island looking for trouble?

Do I see Blackbeard's dagger sticking in one of these eerie looking oak trees?

I think I see arms on those trees! Are they moving?

I am starting to get a bit scared now. No more trees please...

Oh my! What is that big black thing on the top of a chimney? Is it one of those fake crow birds that people put out for Halloween to scare people? ha ha, look at the fake bird....

Oh my, it is not fake at all. That thing is real and look at those wings open up! Get me out of here...

I see dead trees! Those poor old trees had died, fallen and they can't get up!

This must be that scary place called Driftwood beach on Jekyll Island. What happened to all those trees?

Poor trees, laying there all piled up with no one to untangle them. I can feel the room spinning now....

Egads, an alien is hanging on the side of my house! Get your finger back Saint, it may get you...

Poor little baby bat fell out of his bat home. Mommy should come get her baby but I reckon mommy is scared a snake may get her if she goes to the ground. Keep those gloves on Saint, this thing may have rabies!

Why are all you silly bats hanging around in my attic vent when I have a great home installed nearby for you?

I like that you eat mosquitoes in my yard but please go into the nice new house we installed for you. Get out of my attic vents...

Oh you poor little things. Now the vent was replaced and you no longer can fit into your old home. I wish you had not all flown off because we did enjoy having you stay with us. Please come back my little Brown Southern friends... Now you can tell your buzzard friends to go elsewhere as I don't really like them. I know they are the highway sweepers but they give me the creeps! Why did that car have to kill my favorite deer we named Redd? I guess the buzzards needed a meal. I don't like this part of the story. It makes me sad so Lets move on now....

Hey little Black Fur Ball, what do you have there? It looks like a piece of string. May I have a better look?

Yikes, a snake has done gone and stripped down to his naked self in my yard! Neighbor's Beware, there is a snake Streaking around the neighborhood...
Ahhh, everyone is safe now as the Queen of Sheba and Monkey Girl Cheetah are on patrol....

Wow, such HALLOWEEN SIGHTS, to be seen In the Garden....

Everyone have a fun and safe Halloween!