Red/white stripe tee: Hollister, Marshalls
Navy/yellow stripe tee: Merona, Target
Serape stripe cowl neck: Chaps, Kohl's
Flirty Fruit Earrings
Fiona Fox Earrings
Ice Cream Dream Earrings
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears . . . so that I may bedazzle them good and proper. (Because it doesn't get much more proper than Shakespeare, despite what you might've heard.) That's right; I've made a fresh batch of bo danglers, one to represent each Tote Trove kitsch kingdom: Carnival Candy, Rustic Romance, and Twee Party. Each pair is tiny but mighty -- meaning that it was a challenge for this bigger-is-better-and-gaudy-is-good proponent to keep them dainty. But far be it from me to contribute to the over-stretched earlobe epidemic.
Speaking of challenges, it took forever to steam the three striped tops in these pictures. It was worth it, though, because they turned out nice and smooth instead of more wrinkled than when they started -- which is what usually happens when I'm wielding an iron. This was especially exciting because -- bonus of bonuses -- it means that I get to wear them. Tomorrow's supposed to be windy, so I'm looking at you, weird serape-inspired, wannabe-athletic cowl neck.
There's something trendy yet timeless about a horizon of hip horizonals (also, about the group Vertical Horizon, but that's only because I've been listening to my Now That's What I Call 1990s Pop Alternative Edition CD). To prove it, here's a list of (some of) the old-school fools who have rocked them:
Jailbirds
Mimes
Sailors
Where's Waldo (one week later, I'm still searching for him)
The Cat in the Hat
Piglet
The Hamburglar (not to be confused with the aforementioned jailbird)
Freddy Krueger (whom I despise but feel honor-bound to include because the husband swears that I sometimes wear his sweater)
Whether nautical or southwestern or a crazy mashup somewhere in between, stripes put the all-American (and all-Parisienne; see mime above) in jeans and jean skirts. Neither of which are pictured here, but I can spend only so much time steaming. And screaming.
Which is my way of saying see you later.