Showing posts with label Russell Brand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russell Brand. Show all posts

Monday, April 11, 2022

Denial File: Spy Me a River

If you've been reading this blog for awhile, then you know that I'm a big fan of Agatha Christie.  Yet despite having read all her books, I hadn't seen a single movie adaptation.  So when Kenneth Branagh's version of Death on the Nile popped up on HBO, I knew I had my night's viewing sorted.

It's an old story (as old as 1937, in fact).  Wealthy, beautiful, and young honeymooners Linnet (Gal Gadot) and Simon (the disgraced and disgraceful Armie Hammer) set off on a luxury cruise down the Nile.  Although they're surrounded by supposed well-wishers (Annette Bening and Russell Brand among them), one of their party is a killer, and it's up to Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) to catch him.  Or her, crime being an equal opportunity employer.

Like all Christie classics, Death on the Nile highlights the ever-intriguing theme of British propriety and elegance pitted against the sordid business of murder.  It fascinates me that ladies and gentlemen who wouldn't be caught, ahem, dead without a hair or cuff link out of place think nothing of sullying themselves to take a life.  It's disturbing to consider that we may all be an inheritance away from doing the same, dismantling the delicate smokescreen of this construct called society.  That said, there are elements in the movie that seem out of place in a tale otherwise imbued with Christie's reserve.  For one thing, I figured out the murderer right away, and when I'm reading, I never figure it out at all.  Yes, I had read this book, albeit twenty years ago.  But even if I hadn't, I think I still would've known.  Because it's a movie.  And everything is laid out and exaggerated, from Simon's suggestive dance moves to Poirot's outing of characters' various side hustles (blackmail, embezzlement, jewel theft, etc.).  By contrast, Christie's books, both in general and this one in particular, are nuanced, everything hinging on the minutest of details, making you work to put it all together but still come up short because you weren't privy to the fact that Lord Chesterfield had a secret second cousin or whatever.

Then there's Poirot himself.  In the books, he's always a bystander.  Impeccably dressed and brilliant, but a bystander nonetheless.  We don't know about his personal life, nor do we care.  He's there to see that justice is served, and that's it.  Yet his character in this movie is different.  Not only does he get a dramatic backstory that reveals the origin of his famous mustache, but one of the suspects becomes his love interest.  Sacré bleu indeed!  Despite his taking note of the odd pretty girl in the books, it never goes any further than that and, as a result, I've always thought of him as firmly asexual.  

So.  Once the credits rolled, I knew there was nothing for it except to return to the scene of the crime.  That's right.  I cracked open my old copy of Death on the Nile.  Literally.  Ancient Egypt's got nothing on this paperback; the cover snapped off when I opened it.


Now, over the years, I've reread many beloved books, but never a mystery.  And I don't recommend it.  Although it was satisfying to confirm that I wasn't wrong, that the book did have a subtlety that made it more surprising and satisfying than the movie, the fact remained that I now knew how it would end.  And that took all the magic out of it.  Also, subtle or not, it seemed kind of shameful that I hadn't been able to figure it out the first time.  

If I'm hard on Branagh as a filmmaker, then I'm even harder on myself as a reader.

Anyway, despite being a Poirot purist and listing these seeming cinematic criticisms, I enjoyed Death on the Nile, the movie.  It was lovely to look at and offered a new perspective on the story, one untainted by my own biases.  Also, I got a kick out of seeing Russell Brand in a role so serious that I had to IMDb him to check.  The movie was different from the book but not bad, and that, perhaps, was as it should be.

In other words, you can reread a book, but you can't go home again.  

But you can always go to the movies. 

Monday, October 23, 2017

Falling for Felt: Leaves of Sass


 Fabulous Felt Fall Foliage Barrette

Sweater: Arizona Jeans, JCPenney
Skirt: Mossimo, Target
Shoes: Chase & Chloe, Zulily
Bag: Olivia Miller, JCPenney
Red and yellow bangles: B Fabulous
Maroon bangle: Iris Apfel for INC, Macy's



Top: Xhilaration, Target
Skirt: Mossimo, Target
Shoes: Penny Loves Kenny, Zulily
Bag: Nine West, ROSS Dress for Less



Sweater: Poof, Marshalls
Dress: Wet Seal
Shoes: Forever Link, Zulily
Bag: Betsey Johnson, Macy's

This post is all about fall, that diva of seasons that insists on going by two names: 1) the aforementioned playful descriptor of the tumbling leaves and 2) the more sophisticated and somewhat haunting autumn.  And really, who could blame it?  It's a very confusing time, cold one day and hot the next, with Halloween and Christmas decorations competing for space in the stores as you shuffle by in your parka and flip flops.  

Speaking of change, I'm settling into my new house.  Which is more fun than I ever imagined.  You see, I've never thought of myself as a "house person."  People would talk about things like wainscoting and accent chairs, and my eyes would glaze over as I went on a shoe shopping spree in my head.  But now that I'm a homeowner (a word, by the way, that I used to find very pretentious), decorating is the best craft project and game of dress-up combined.  Each room is like an outfit, with its own colors and textures and personality, and each picture frame, knickknack, and pillow is like a shiny new accessory.  Just when I think I'm done, I get another idea, and then it's off to the races.  Or, more to the point, HomeGoods or Michaels.  

On that note, I had a wonderful time making these leaf barrettes.  As autumn activities go, crafting beats bobbing for apples or jumping into piles of leaves that may or may not harbor earthworms.  I've been wanting to make these for years and finally said, now's the time!  Maybe this tree in my yard tipped the scales.  It's no maple, oak, or other icon of fall foliage.  But that's what makes it so special.  It's a snowball tree, so named for its round flower globes, which were white at the height of summer when the husband and I first saw them.  Now the blooms are a dusky purple, which, albeit less vibrant, have their own old-fashioned, autumnal charm.  Just like those withered old cornstalks that, light-leeched and decrepit, replace summer's bright kernels.  


This is all getting very Walt Whitman.  You know.  If Whitman got glumly gushy about produce.  He's the guy who wrote Leaves of Grass, that classic (if convoluted) exploration and celebration of nature and the self.  Not to be confused with the guy responsible for the chocolates that come in the yellow box.  Now there's a dude who deserves a shout-out.  Maybe next time I'll post about Great Profiles in Caramel: Up Close and Delicious With Whitman and Russell Brand.

I mean, Stover. 

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Movie Moment: Rock of Ages

Rock of Ages is about rock and roll and the people who love it.  Set in 1987 in an LA bar called the Bourbon Room, its inked and studded players laugh, cry, and dream to the likes of Journey, Styx, Guns N' Roses, Poison, Motley Crue, REO Speedwagon, and so many big-haired others.  Although the movie highlights the seamier side of the era of excess, it is, at its heart, a universal yarn about falling in love and following your dreams.

Sherri (Julianne Hough) is the proverbial good girl who longs to make it big.  To be sure, when the movie opens she is literally "just a small-town girl living in a lonely world on a midnight train going anywhere."  Once on the Sunset Strip, her sundress and sunny disposition set her apart, and her prized suitcase full of albums is stolen almost as soon as she steps off the train.  That's when Drew (Diego Boneta) comes to the rescue.  A barback at the Bourbon, he gets her a job there waiting tables, much to the annoyance of crusty owner Dennis (Alec Baldwin).  She's a singer, he's a singer, and it isn't long before they're making goo-goo eyes in between serving drinks.  Meanwhile, Dennis and his right-hand man and very special friend Lonny (Russell Brand) book larger-than-life and out-of-control rock god Stacee Jaxx (Tom Cruise) to rescue the Bourbon from bankruptcy.  But Stacee comes with baggage in the form of his conniving manager Paul (Paul Giamatti), idealistic Rolling Stone reporter Constance (Malin Akerman), and the mayor's wife Patty (Catherine Zeta-Jones), who will stop at nothing to expunge him and his ilk from her fair city.  Inevitably, Sherri and Drew are mixed up in the maelstrom and eventually forced to find out what achieving fame really means.

Rock of Ages balances the badass with the sentimental and even the silly, often laughing at its own overblown homage to 1980s extravagance.  The fashion is fabulous, from Patty's prissy pastels to Stacee's most libidinous leather, and the pop culture references keep the camp coming.  But it is, of course, the nonstop rock of power ballads and arena anthems that make you feel as if you're at the concert of the decade.