Boots: ShoeDazzle, Zulily
Hoodie: Delia's, Dolls Kill
Bag: Betsey Johnson, Macy's; Clips: Wild Fable, Target; Sunglasses: Amazon
Dress: Vylette, Kohl's
Bag: Circus by Sam Edelman, Kohl's
Sandals: Betsey Johnson, Macy's
Skirt: Tinseltown, Kohl's
Colorful Caverns Necklace
Top: Awake, Kohl's
Henrietta Heart Clips
Pants: Vylette, Kohl's
Bag: Betseyville, ROSS
Yellow top: Forever 21; Striped top: Mossimo, Target
Houndstooth bangle: Target; Other bangle: Mixit, JCPenney; Sunglasses: Betsey Johnson, Zulily; Ring: Old Navy
Shoes: Betsey Johnson, Macy's
Necklace: SHEIN
Sunglasses: Wild Fable, Target; Choker: Amrita Singh, Zulily; Bag: Olivia Miller, Amazon; Top bangle: Amrita Singh, Zulily; Bottom bangle: B Fabulous; Daisy clip: So, Kohl's
Dress: Delia's, Dolls Kill
You may have noticed that I have a guest star in the last outfit pic. Ever since I first saw this "grunge character" (because yes, that's what he's called in the Microsoft Paint 3D image library), I knew I had to abduct adopt him. I especially like how he's a husky ginger, that least menacing of alt-thug archetypes. And although I know that "grungy" isn't the best adjective to describe looks featuring beaucoup Betsey, this icon of '90s street style has found a home here.
At first, I put him in the tree, poised to pounce. But then I thought, no, he's not chasing me -- he's the one trying to run away. Maybe he's afraid of my shadow or my SHEIN necklace that boldly says CAUTION. Or maybe he's scared because he's responsible for the broken windmill in the pink pants pic. Remember that windy spring night when I risked life and limb to save it? Well, since then a blade has gone missing -- and I think maybe Grungy's to blame.
Which leaves one thing to say:
Run, fat boy, run.