You know how these days every day is its own mini holiday? Like National Ice Cream Day or Free National Parks Day or Hug a Sloth Day? (I made that last one up. Although there is an International Sloth Day; its motto is "slow down to celebrate.") Well, today is Treat Yourself Day. And I only know that because my sister, who goes over these celebrations with her three-year-old daily, told me. She also texted me that it's (Amazon) Prime Day. To which I replied, "I know, how apropos!" And we both LOL'd because, Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari) and Donna Meagle (Retta), hashtag Treat Yo' Self, Parks and Recreation.
Another thing that's apropos today is that my $3.50 flip flops arrived from, not Amazon, but Katy Perry Collections. They were so cheap because I used my loyalty points from my previous plunders to buy them. I was doubly excited because just last week I got a free pair of Mix No. 6 mules from DSW, an acquisition made possible by stacked rewards certificates. And so I thought, what better time than Treat Yourself Day to post them?! So here they are, my comfy fab finds, a treat for the eyes and arches.
If only I could say the same about Jerry (Jim O'Heir) -- er, Larry -- on Parks and Recreation.