Left, left, left, right, left . . . is a reference to shoes and the Army. As is this quote from Private Benjamin:
"I wanna wear my sandals. I wanna go out to lunch."
Goldie, you got it. Because when the going gets tough, the tough go shopping. Shoe shopping. So here are some pairs that I purchased this fall, arranged in a Ferris wheel starburst. My favorites are the rainbow ones from JCPenney. But I also love the black and leopard cut-outs from Kohl's. They're ladylike but fierce, like a beauty queen who's also a wrestler. Plus, they came with an inspirational postcard. You can't see all of the writing because some of it's white, but it says: "Happiness is just a pair of shoes away."
You said it, Journee! I'd expect nothing less from a footwear company named after a trip that also teaches you something.
Kind of like Private Benjamin. And also a mean game of dodgeball.