Showing posts with label Seinfeld. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Seinfeld. Show all posts

Friday, April 11, 2025

Yacht Rock at the Dock: Lint Balls Before Squalls

Sunglasses: A New Day, Target

Sweater: Ann Taylor Loft

Necklace: Amrita Singh, Zulily

Oranges to ward off scurvy and a banana to make them smile.

Bag: Sugar Thrillz, Dolls Kill

Skirt: Marshalls

Charlotte's bath boats.

Bag: INC, Macy's

Sweater: Nautica, Amazon

Shoes: Katy Perry Collection

Sweater: Delia's, Dolls Kill


Shoes: Madden Girl, Kohl's

Bag: Olivia Miller, JCPenney

Skirt: Trixxi, Kohl's

Sweater: Banned, ModCloth

Bag: Liz Claiborne, JCPenney

Skirt: Almost Famous, Kohl's

Rainbow Glow Necklace

Sailing.

Bag: Royal Monk, ModCloth

Sweater: Nautica, Amazon

Shoes: Jessica Simpson Collection, Amazon

Headband: Scunci, CVS

What better way to enjoy a cozy, nautical-themed sweater than on a boat ride?  Picture it.  The wind in your hair, salt spray in the air, and seagulls circling overhead.  But before I wax too J. Peterman poetic, I should point out that you're downing a Dramamine with warm ginger ale and sporting an armload of motion sickness bracelets like an uncool Cyndi Lauper.

That said, I skipped the boat and wore my skipper-esque sweaters on the safety of solid ground.

Because the only Poseidon Adventure I need is keeping the drain -- and boat toys -- clean. 

Sunday, May 1, 2022

Postest With the Mostest: Sealed With a Kitsch

Shoes: Chase & Chloe, Zulily

Top: Rebellious One, Macy's

Bracelet: Amrita Singh, Zulily; Parrot Ring: Francesca's; Necklace: The Tote Trove; Clip: Wild Fable, Target; Chartreuse Ring: Claire's

Pants: Princess Vera, Kohl's

Bag: Amazon

Top: Candie's, Kohl's

Bangles: B Fabulous; Rainbow necklace and feather barrette: The Tote Trove; Pink necklace: H&M; Green bracelet: Parade of Shoes; Ring: Making Waves, Ocean City

Shoes: Betsey Johnson, Macy's


Top: Delia's, Dolls Kill

Skirt: Wild Fable, Target; Tights: Xhilaration, Target; Black bangle: Petite Sophisticate; Next bangle: Bloomingsales Florist, Brigantine; Next bangle group: Mixit, JCPenney; Last three bangles: Steve Madden, Macy's; Owl ring: Decree, JCPenney; Peacock ring: Candie's, Kohl's

Headbands: Gifted

Spider necklace: SHEIN

They used to say that there was magic in getting the mail.  You know, as in, what will come today?  A letter from a faraway friend?  An invitation to a holiday party?  A magazine with recipes and perfume samples?  Sure, it could be a pesky bill, or a flyer for discount dental.  But the hope that it could be something exciting always seemed to tip the odds.  Not so in this age of texts and Evites, where paper is persona non grata.  

Maybe that's why I feel like I'm on a mission whenever I go to the post office with a Tote Trove package.  (If you look closely at the second outfit pic, then you can see the telltale manila envelope under my arm.)  Sending someone something happy to chase away the gray makes me happy.  Nostalgic yet steady, mail is an old school way to connect, correspondence based on things you can see and feel and old-fashioned anticipation.   

Unless, of course, Newman's on duty.  

Tuesday, March 8, 2022

Velour in Store

Boots: Penny Loves Kenny, Amazon

Barrette: SHEIN; Country Charm Corsage Necklace: The Tote Trove

Sweat suit: Love Fire, Macy's

Bag: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's

Tops and joggers: LC Lauren Conard, Kohl's

Bag: Candie's, Kohl's

Boots: Penny Loves Kenny, Amazon

Headband: Colors, JCPenney; Necklace: Mixit, JCPenney

Last week, I vamped in velvet.  This week, I'm cocooned in its casual cousin.  Call it velvet unplugged if you will, or better yet, call it velour.  Yes, this luxurious loungewear is made for the style-conscious sloth, what with its pretty prints and ruffle-trimmed shoulders.  It's clothing that boldly says you sleep the weekend away, but damn it, you do it with flair.    

Speaking of sloths, this garb also conjures George Costanza, who once declared that he wanted to drape himself in velvet.  And then made it happen.

His velvet didn't have ruffles, though.  Those were reserved for Jerry and his puffy shirt. 

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Christmas Party Punch: Deck the Neck

Left to right: Scarf: Boscov's; Purse Charm: A.C. Moore; Earmuffs: Betsey Johnson for Trolls, Macy's

Sweater: Kohl's

December means decking the halls, and what's a necklace if not a neck garland?  So I channeled my inner elf and made these two necklaces all about snowflakes and Santa (Santa, I know him!).  The snowflake one, a.k.a. Winter Wonderland, makes me think of my Great Aunt Celeste's beautiful blue Christmas decorations.  She put blue Christmas balls in her wineglasses and a mirror under her Christmas tree to look like a lake, and I was enchanted.  The Santa one, a.k.a. Neon Noel, is your classic Claus gone glam.  Deep down I always thought that those mall St. Nicks would've been more festive in hot pink and rhinestones.

And festive is the name of the game when it comes to Christmas parties and punches.  Because as George Costanza's father once wisely said, it's a Festivus for the rest of us.

Which has nothing to do with what I just said.  But what the hell -- if calories don't count during December, then neither does reason.

Keep it festive, people.

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Performance Art Heart: Diffi-Cult Following


If it's weird for me to blog about a show that satirizes crafting on my blog that's mostly about crafting, then if nothing else, at least I'm consistent.  Over the years, I've posted about the Portlandia Etsy spoof, the Whitney Cummings Etsy dig, and my own unwitting star spot on handmade goods roast site Regretsy.  Which is my way of saying that I like laughing at myself and at people who laugh at themselves (and, okay, other people) too.

Enter Difficult People.  This Amy Poehler-produced Hulu original comedy (2015-2017) follows best friend comedians Billy Epstein (Billy Eichner) and Julie Kessler (Julie Klausner) as they snarkily stumble through their mid-thirties and auditions in New York City.  Both are Jewish; only Billy is gay.  It's like a mashup of Seinfeld, Will and Grace, and Curb Your Enthusiasm -- only meaner.  Indeed, in one episode, Billy and Julie describe themselves as a "homelier Will and Grace."  They're the kind of comedians who sacrifice everything (Billy's apartment is a shoebox that he Airbnbs to make extra cash) to claw their way into casting calls even though they -- and we -- know they'll never make it.  Not that that really matters, their dreams -- and the show -- being about the journey.       


Billy's day job is waiting tables at a quirky café; Julie's is writing reality show episode recaps.  During court-appointed community service for stealing flowers from an Alice in Wonderland memorial, Julie teaches recap writing to inmates and imparts this pearl: "Show recaps aren't about the show.  They're about you."  I like this, probably because it so closely parallels one of my favorite personal aphorisms: TV is always there for you, but you don't have to be there for (the people inside the) TV.  Romance-wise, Billy is always looking for love -- or at least his next hookup -- and Julie has a live-in boyfriend, the servile and long-suffering Arthur (James Urbaniak), who wears a bowtie and works for PBS.  Impervious to Julie's ingratitude (Where's dinner?!), affable Artie's only crime isn't even his but Urbaniak's, as he played the foot fetish shoe salesman who gave Charlotte a free pair of designer sandals on Sex and the City.  But then again, it's hard to blame Julie for haranguing Artie too much considering her monster mother, Marilyn (Andrea Martin).  Despite being a psychologist, this pint-sized narcissist manipulates Julie into doing her bidding, all while criticizing her appearance, boyfriend, and aspirations.  Of course, Marilyn also gives Julie money.  Because PBS and Real Housewives rants don't pay the bills.  

One of the things that bonds Julie and Billy -- other than their hard-bitten humor and hatred of all and sundry -- is their constant need for attention.  In one episode, Billy is all set to send former Monkee Micky Dolenz packing when the allegedly ailing entertainer begs him to produce his one-man show.  But then Dolenz goes on about how much he admires Billy, and Billy caves: "I have no problem walking away from a dying man, but not a dying fan."  Because that's the thing about this duo (Billy and Julie, not Billy and Micky).  Despite their prickly, don't-mess-with-me personas, their eager-to-please, theater kid self absorption makes them easy prey for any con man with a kind word.


Nevertheless, at one point, Julie becomes so discouraged by the comedy rat race that she chucks it all to open a shop on Etsy.  Even though she refers to Etsy as a cult. (Yes, finally, the promised crafting connection!)  Her craft?  Wish bags for Midwesterners.  Don't ask me what a wish bag is, because I don't know, and neither does Julie.  But they sell like hotcakes, and Julie discovers that she prefers spending her days surrounded by things instead of people.

Same, Julie, same.

Still, I don't think I need to tell you that this life hack turns out to be as ironclad as those wish bags.  Bitter or not, Julie's got to get back up on that stage.  Because only trouble is interesting, and the show -- or in this case, showbiz -- must go on.

With witty one-liners, a galaxy of guest stars (Tina Fey!  John Mulaney!  Amy Sedaris!), and the kind of misanthropic humor that can thrive only on a sitcom full of eccentric, dysfunctional, and codependent heart, Difficult People is easy to love.