There used to be a time when my nails were always painted. Red was my color of choice in recent years; back in high school they were a different color every day, to coordinate with my outfit. (I had a lot of time on my hands.) These days they're mostly bare, on account of all the paint and glue they come in contact with. I have to admit, not needing to keep up with them has been kind of freeing. Nevertheless, sometimes I miss them. So, in honor of my birthday celebration last week, I decided to break out my entire range of Sally Hansen Insta-Dry shades: Flashy Fuchsia, Snappy Sorbet, Expres-so Yellow, Lickety-Split Lime, and Brisk Blue. It's times like these that wish I could chuck it all and become a makeup name maker-upper. If there is such a thing.