Bag: Royal Monk, Modcloth
Barrettes: SHEIN
Yellow, orange, and red bangles: B Fabulous; Mint bangle: Decree, JCPenney; Royal blue bangle: So, Kohl's; Frosted blue bangle: Burlington Coat Factory; Metallic mint bracelet: H&M; Sunglasses: Wild Fable, Target
Dress: Wild Fable, Target
Shoes: Petite Jolie, Dolls Kill
Island Idle Necklace
Tank: So, Kohl's
Clip: Wild Fable, Target
Belt: Apostrophe, Sears
Bag: B&B, Ocean City; Sunglasses: Michaels; Bracelets: So, Kohl's; Chunky ring: Claire's; Parrot ring: Francesca's; Braided bracelet: Amrita Singh, Zulily; Necklaces: The Tote Trove
Dress: L'Amore by Nanette Lepore for JCPenney
Outer Banks Pranks Necklace
Shoes: Steve Madden, Macy's
Barrettes: Wild Fable, Target
Jacket: L'Amour by Nanette Lepore for JCPenney
Skirt: So, Kohl's
Flower clips: Capelli, ULTA; Bag: Amazon; Rhinestone ring: Express; Scroll and star bangles: B Fabulous; Royal blue bangle: So, Kohl's; Sunglasses: Amazon
Top: SHEIN
Shoes: Naughty Monkey, Zulily
Sandals: Katy Perry Collection
Shoes: Aldo, Macy's
Fruit Fountain Necklace
Sunglasses: Wild Fable, Target; Bag: Delia's; Ring: Making Waves, Ocean City; Barrette: The Tote Trove; Red bangle: B Fabulous; Yellow bangle: Silver Lining, Ocean City; Beaded bracelets: So, Kohl's
Top: Candie's
Skirt: Wild Fable, Target
Sandals: Katy Perry Collection
Bag: Betsey Johnson, Zulily
Barrette: The Tote Trove; Sunglasses: So, Kohl's
Folksy Fruit Necklace
Dress: Derek Heart, Marshalls
When I saw the husband's brand-new, neon yellow extension cord in our backyard, I knew that it would be a prime picture prop. And the day I wore my fish-print, L'Amour by Nanette Lepore for JCPenney dress was as good a time as any to use it. L'Amour isn't even a thing anymore (well, the brand; love never goes out of fashion, ha ha), which gives you an idea how long I've had this aquatic frock and twinning jacket. Anyway, I was excited to wear it (the dress, not the jacket; it was an oven out there!) to the post office. They know me and are used to my getups, but the clerk who processed my package looked more amused than usual. Staring at my illustrated mailer, she once asked if I was an artist, and I said, "I like to think so." That seemed to amuse her too. She'd bust a gut if I told her about the extension cord.
Speaking of which, it was the husband's idea to tie it around my waist while I struck a superhero pose. I'd been content to stand demurely while it circled me on the ground. But that's one of the things I love about him.
He's never afraid to go there.