Showing posts with label Michelle Bohot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michelle Bohot. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2020

Island Idyll, Fall Survival: When Pineapples Turn into Pumpkins . . . or Apples


Bag: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney; Charm: Michaels

Dress: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's

Dress: ELLE, Kohl's

Katy Perry Collections

Fabulous Felt Pineapple, Orange, and Cherries Barrette

City Streets, JCPenney


Delia's

Shirt: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's

Extra Big Elephant Necklace

Skirt: A New Day, Target

As summer winds down to its final days, I like to make the most of my warm weather wardrobe.  And that means donning these resort-ready outfits and meandering out into my yard.  Which, granted, isn't very adventurous.  Even if there was an aggressive dog on the loose last week.  (Aggressive was the police's word, not mine.)  Nevertheless, it's fun to pay tribute to palm trees and pineapples in earnest one last time.  Not that I won't revisit the theoretical tropics in November or January or March.  But by then I'll be doing it ironically.  Kind of like when I listen to Coldplay.        

Anyhoo, summer's going-away party is an occasion that demands a sunset.  That's why I made a big one in brooch form and stuck a palm tree in front like a recently returned tourist staking her claim with one of those once-trendy porch flags.  

Palm Coastest With the Mostest Barrette Brooch

Her claim, in case you're wondering, is that she knows how to do more than bake pineapple upside down cake.  She knows how to be the pineapple.  To, like all those decorative pillows say, "walk tall and wear a crown."  But fall marks the time when pineapples (metaphorically) shed their crowns and become ordinary old apples.  Which is a bit problematic.  Because although I know that Galas are as delicious in pie as pineapples are in, well, pineapple upside down cake, they lack the exotic tang and excitement of their equator-dwelling cousins.    

That said, I have a confession to make.  Sometimes I more than ironically listen to Coldplay.  Sometimes I -- gulp -- sing along.  

Which means that maybe those Galas will grow on me, too.

P.S. It just occurred to me that Chris Martin's daughter's name is Apple.  (This is completely true and not a bit; I never know where this brain will take me.)  I know nothing about her, but wouldn't it be perfect if she were a pineapple in apple's clothing?  

Or, you know, just someone who likes fruit.

Monday, May 15, 2017

Mum (and Sometimes Bird) is the Word



Dress: Olsenboye, JCPenney
Shoes: Chase & Chloe, Modcloth
Bag: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney
Sunglasses: Michaels
Polka dot bangle: Mixit, JCPenney
Green stretch bracelet: Cloud Nine, Ocean City
Shell stretch bracelet: Hawaii gift shop
Rhinestone stretch bracelet: Kensie, Macy's
Ring: Carole, JCPenney
Purple flower clip: Claire's
Mint flower clip: Forever 21
Boucle flower clip: Kohl's
Yellow flower clip: Mixit, JCPenney


Dazzling Dragonfly Necklace

Top: Xhilaration, Target
Skirt: Decree, JCPenney
Shoes: Chinese Laundry, DSW
Bag: Marshalls
Yellow belt: Wet Seal
Mint belt: Candie's, Kohl's
Sunglasses: Relic, Kohl's
Bangles: B Fabulous
Mint flower clip: Forever 21
Purple flower clip: Claire's
Coral flower brooch: Candie's, Kohl's

"Mum" and "bird" are both British words for (albeit different categories of) women.  Can't you just hear some old coot in an ascot murmuring, "She was a mighty fine bird, yes she was," to his mate in the pub on a Tuesday?  Mums can be birds, and birds can be mums.  Not, of course, that you want some coot objectifying your mother.

You wouldn't know it from this intro, but this post is about Mother's Day.  I know it's a day late and a dollar short, but that's how we roll at The Tote Trove.  Still skeptical?  Here's the Mother's Day card I gave my mother:   



See?  Birds and mums, a perfect pair if ever there was one.  You can't see the words, but they say: "Thanks for always putting food in my food hole.  Happy Mother's Day."  Short, to the point, and a little bit weird, it spoke to me.  Even if it was through the voice of the husband who, full disclosure, was the one who picked it out.

Also, here are some things I made (above) and some plants I saw, all very pastel and pretty and mumsy:



Finally, I went with collage-style outfit pics again because Tammy's still out of pocket.  She's in her Amazonian homeland visiting her mother.  I hope it's going well, because those two do not get along.  The last time they saw each other, Tammy's mom set her up on a blind date with a hand model, which is, for those who don't know, a real insult to an appendage-less torso.  Tammy retaliated by planting a bottle of Obsession in her mom's purse at the mall, getting her hauled off for shoplifting.  I don't even want to know what they're up to this time.  Save the drama for your mama, I say!  Anyway, I was with my mom yesterday (no blind dates or arrests, I'm happy to report), and a good time was had by all.

Needless to say, no one wore mom jeans.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Irish Spring Leaning



Rainbow Confection Necklace


Top: Macy's
Skirt: ELLE, Kohl's
Shoes: a. n. a., JCPenney
Bag: Bisou Bisou, JCPenneys
Sunglasses: Michaels
Scarf/belt: A.C. Moore


Spring has finally sprung, and the clover are blooming!  So why not shout it from the rooftops (er, webpage) already, even if it is four days after St. Patrick's, when everyone's partied out and (maybe) still a little hungover?  Because spring and St. Pat's mean new life and green things, and in the case of (the first day of) spring, free water ice at your local Rita's. 

For some unfathomable reason, the start of spring is also associated with cleaning.  'Cause nothing says hole up in the house like sunshine after three months of gray.  Recently, I was gifted with a book about just this subject (cleaning, not clouds, although it's not hard to confuse the two).  It was very well-written and funny, but I didn't like what it had to say.  Namely, that one should devote three hours a weekend to hard clean the kitchen.  I don't know about you, but to me, weekends are for sleeping and couch potato activities (i.e. crafting), not washing the walls (whatever that means).  Some say "If you have time to lean, you have to clean," but I say, "Why not lean in harder?"  

Speaking of crafting, I whipped up this Rainbow Confection Necklace last weekend.  And I use the term "whipped up" loosely.  If this subtly sparkly, perfectly formed rainbow looks familiar, then that's probably because you're seen it in Michael's where they keep the kid's crafts.  I get the feeling that it's supposed to be turned into a magnet or something else for a child's bedroom, but as soon as I saw it, I knew that its new home should be around my neck.  So, I glued two of those necklace connector thingies that look like tiny soda can tabs to the back, smothered them with glue, slapped on a couple of blue plastic discs (all the better to seal you with), and attached sky and cloud colored chains.  I almost added rhinestones and star cabochons but then said, hey rein it in, cowgirl.  Although I'll deny ever having said this, sometimes less really is more.

Unless we're talking sleep.  Or water ice.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Stripe Up the Brand: 2 Lips Too, Too Much, Nice Clutch




Top: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney
Skirt: Xhilaration, Target
Shoes: 2 Lips Too, JCPenney
Bag: Fred Flare
Belt: Apt. 9, Kohl's
Sunglasses: JCPenney

No doubt about it, this post title is a mouthful.  But then, how else to laud labels that have got the gamed licked?  Yes, it's mid-priced mainstays 2 Lips Too and Bisou Bisou (French for "kiss, kiss!") puckered up into one puckish package.  Both brands hail from JCPenney.  Well, the online version anyway, which is often much snazzier than its stuck-in-the-1990s brick and mortar mother.  Failing department store chain or not, JCP still has an appetite for awesome, yet enough restraint to maintain its girlish figure.  That's right; this retailer has returned to the discount game.  Thanks to a clearance sale and a $10 rewards certificate, I got three pairs of these stripey stilettos for the price of one.  I'd been stalking them for what seemed like forever, waiting for just such an opportunity.  Who could blame me?  They're so distinctive and different and doll-like. 



I especially love their clear plastic inserts in contrasting colors.  They're like little slabs of stained glass in the windows of what I imagine to be Barbie's Disco Dance Party play set.  The disco ball would descend to the (mirrored!) dance floor and open up into a vanity for those sweaty, post-Hustle touch-ups.  (Are you listening, Mattel?  I'm sitting on a goldmine here.)

What I'm really (okay, always) saying is, accessories make the mood/party/outfit.  Which is why this Merry Berry Cherry Necklace, with its lipstick-red rhinestone cherry pendant, is such a fun, fruity finishing touch for this loudmouth ensemble.  What's that?  This isn't the Merry Berry Cherry Necklace, but the Darling Deco Bow Necklace?  Well, you caught me; it turns out that the cherry necklace didn't go with this outfit after all.  That sort of snafu sometimes happens here at the Trove.  Good thing I have a never-ending supply of sparkly subs to step in.

Cherries or no cherries, it would be really rad if Mattel could come up with an enchanted forest called the Ornate Orchard.

Hey, a squirrel can dream.  

Monday, February 20, 2017

Locks That Rock: Playing it Up Presidential



Fabulous Felt Lump Clump Barrette

Dress: Modcloth
Blouse: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney
Shoes: Ami Clubwear
Bag: Nahui Ollin
Sash: Wet Seal
Sunglasses: JCPenney

This President's Day, skip the wonky wigs (I'm looking at you, Washington, Adams, Jefferson, and other assorted Oval Office-dwelling dandies) and stuffed suits for an administration you can really admire: the Presidents of the United States.  This two-hit-wonder alt rock band of the 1990s brought us such delightful ditties as "Peaches" and "Lump", the latter of which is celebrated right here in fabulous felt.  Six colorful little "lumps" peer inquiringly out of kooky googly eyes on the lookout for adventure and mischief.  I paired the barrette with an outfit in a patriotically presidential (and somewhat-Superman-like) palette: red, white, and blue.  And also, a little yellow and funky fresh rainbow.

My heart still thumps for "Lump," and whenever I play it on CD, I hit repeat and say, "Play it again, (Uncle) Sam."

I guess that's my party policy.

Monday, October 12, 2015

To be or Not to be . . . Interesting. That is the Question.




Top: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney
Skirt: Earl Jeans, Marshalls
Shoes: Chinese Laundry, DSW
Bag: Candie's, Kohl's
Belt: Wet Seal
Sunglasses: Michael's



 Smiley Star Necklace

Sweater: Arizona Jeans, JCPenney
Jeans: City Streets, JCPenney
Shoes: Worthington, JCPenney
Bag: Chinese Laundry, JCPenney
Belt: Wet Seal




Rad Rainbow Stripe Necklace

Dress: Mossimo, Target
Shoes: a.n.a, JCPenney
Bag: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney
Belt: Wet Seal
Sunglasses: JCPenney


Stars take center stage in this week's necklaces and ensembles.  It's no wonder that these space-age shapes have appeared so prominently in our decor in one form or another since, well, the big bang.  Everyone, it seems, wants to follow, wish upon, or become a star.  Our society celebrates superstars, star-crossed lovers, star witnesses, and, once upon a time, Star Jones (even I wasn't immune, having owned not one but two pairs of pumps from her Payless line).  So it makes sense that so many people strive to see their names in lights.  Such was certainly the case for the characters in Meg Wolitzer's The Interestings, a novel that explores and questions the demands of stardom.  

In the interest of full disclosure, for me this began as a "broccoli book."  You know.  Hard to get through but more intrinsically valuable than, say, a Popsicle (which was unexpected, what with the cover boasting Popsicle colors).  It was slow and plodding until the halfway point, then somehow snookered me into being unable to put it down.  That said, maybe it's more of a veggie-dessert hybrid.  Although not one of those dreaded kale shakes; that albatross seems more appropriate to symbolize something truly atrocious, like a treatise on manufacturing beeswax.  

A saga that starts in 1974, The Interestings (ahem) stars awkward, frizzy-haired Julie "Jules" Jacobson, who is shipped off to the arts camp Spirit in the Woods on scholarship the summer after her father dies.  Shy and insecure, she hails from Long Island instead of New York City, and her family doesn't have much money.  So she's dazzled one night when beautiful and popular Ash Wolf handpicks her to hang out with her and her friends in the boys' tepee.  In the way of self-important adolescents, the six fifteen-year-olds (three boys and three girls) bond over books, parents, and aspirations, deciding to name themselves "The Interestings," secure in their belief that such an illustrious label will guarantee them glittering futures.  Julie, to her surprise and delight, cracks everyone up, immediately becoming "the funny one," a role that's sealed when Ash casually calls out, ' "Go, Jules!" ' (16) instead of "Go, Julie!"  Eager to accelerate her diamond-in-the-rough transformation, Jules is taken aback when an odd boy from their group, Ethan Figman, invites her to see his cartoons.  Described as "unusually ugly," Ethan has one of those faces that only a mother can love -- except for his, apparently, as she ran off with his pediatrician.  It was the pain of his parents' tempestuous marriage that drove Ethan to create Figland, a cartoon about an imaginary world discovered by an unhappy outsider much like himself.  Ethan is instantly smitten with Jules; she gets him and his art and is "one of his kind" as INXS would put to song thirteen years later.  And so he tries to kiss her.  But she, overcome by his mushroom smell and strangeness, recoils, establishing the first bittersweet bookend of this stirring story.

In the decades that follow, the Interestings are obsessed with making a living as artists, never considering that their art can be something they do just for themselves -- until it's almost too late.  Jules, who longs to be a comic actress, the kind of quirky friend character who never gets the guy but rattles off strings of memorable one-liners, is dismayed to find that lots of other twentysomething women in New York City want that, too -- and that they're much better at it.  Yet it isn't until her acting teacher gives her a tough love speech that she questions her path:

' " We are all here on this earth for only one go-around.  And everyone thinks their purpose is just to find their passion.  But perhaps our purpose is also to find out what other people need.  And maybe the world does not actually need to see you, my dear, reciting a tired old monologue from the Samuel French collection or pretending to be drunk and staggering around.  Has that ever occurred to you?" ' (233).

Jules promptly quits acting, enrolls in graduate school, and becomes a therapist, a grueling and low-paying, albeit ultimately rewarding profession.  Romantically, her life follows another unlikely trajectory when she marries Dennis, an unartistic but kindly ultrasound technician who plays touch football on the weekends -- and who, incidentally, suffered a nervous breakdown in college.  Stranger still, a tragedy involving Ash's brother and fellow Interesting leads to marriage for Ash and Ethan.  Ash's beauty and social connections add polish to Ethan's ragtag art kid persona, and Ethan's unequivocal genius lends depth and, eventually, financial support to Ash's earnest but unremarkable efforts as a feminist theater director.  Theirs is a symbiotic relationship, not unlike Jules and Dennis's therapist-patient dynamic -- although it's usually clinically depressed Dennis who provides emotional support for the increasingly bitter and unbalanced Jules -- raising the question of what it means to be soulmates.  Although the two couples remain close into middle age, the friendship is difficult for Jules, who envies Ash and Ethan's success, and for Dennis, who, however quietly, resents the bond between Jules and Ethan.   

Although the novel is billed to be about friendship and art, its true message, like that of so many other novels, is the value in living an honest and ordinary life.  Wolitzer shows this partly through Jules's, Ash's, and Ethan's attitudes about art, but mostly through the love triangle that stretches between them.  Unforgiving in its angles, it leaves betrayal, unrequited love, and, for one unlucky lover, even death in its wake.  But in doing so, it reveals true love and happiness for the enlightened, if battle-scarred survivors,  proving, once and for all, that it's only trouble that is interesting.

Monday, May 18, 2015

If Y is for Yellow, then J is for Jaune, er, Jane




Top: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney
Skirt: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney
Shoes: Venus
Bag: Xhilaration, Target
Belt: Apt. 9, Kohl's
Sunglasses: JCPenney



 Lock it Up, Love Necklace

Top: Self Esteem, JCPenney
Skirt: Xhilaration, Target
Shoes: a. n. a., JCPenney
Bag: Marshalls
Sunglasses: JCPenney



 Mighty Bright Medallion Necklace

Top: Merona, Target
Skirt: Eric and Lani, Macy's
Shoes: Guess, DSW
Bag: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney
Belt: Marshalls
Sunglasses: JCPenney

Yellow is one of my favorite colors.  Sunny, happy, and vibrant, it sets any scene or ensemble ablaze.  So, as spring ripens into summer, I'm always glad to see it take center stage.  Just like I'm glad to be painting my toenails after months of hibernating in closed-toe clodhoppers, taking walks without a jacket, and ordering ice cream instead of hot chocolate.  But amidst all these warm weather welcomes skulks the bittersweet threat of good-bye.  That's right, I'm talking about TV series season finales -- finales that, more often than not, leave us teetering on the edge of gut-wrenching cliffhangers.

Of all the shows I watch, the one dangling upon the most precarious precipice is Jane the Virgin.  As soon as I tuned in to this CW freshman dramedy, I was hooked.  A kind of cerebral soap opera that pokes fun at itself through the wry observations (and captions -- no multi-tasking while watching this one!) of a world-weary narrator, this Miami-based, more-than-a-melodrama lauds and lampoons the telenovela genre, delivering intrigue and heart through an impressive network of original plot lines, the, ahem, mother of which is Jane's accidental pregnancy via artificial insemination.  Jane's virginity complicates an already surreal situation, challenging her relationship with fiancé (and local detective) Michael while tossing her into the maelstrom of madness that is the Solano family.  For, the father of Jane's little miracle is married former playboy and Marbella Hotel heir Rafael Solano, who just happens to be, in a telenovela-worthy twist, her boss.  But at an exceptionally grown-up twenty-three, Jane is level-headed enough to handle it all with grace, humor, and a sense of adventure.  And why not?  She's got the live-in emotional support of fiery, aspiring singer mom Xiomara and straitlaced but sweet grandmom Alba, not to mention a sure-thing future as a teacher.

But then things begin to unravel.  Jane discovers that the father she never knew is the purple suit-clad, obliviously vain (and hilarious!) star of her favorite telenovela.  She forges an unlikely friendship with Rafael.  And she turns down a teaching job to pursue her dream of becoming a writer.  What's more, weird stuff starts happening at the Marbella, casting suspicion upon the entire Solano family, a development that conveniently requires the services of one Detective Michael Cordero.

Employing a well-rounded arsenal of satire, flashbacks, dream sequences, and eye-catching outfits, Jane the Virgin is the everything bagel of the TV breakfast buffet (even though I hate bagels).  It's at the same time dazzling and deep, smart yet surprisingly poignant.  Which is why, I suppose, the season finale packed such a punch.

So what, pray tell, was the shocker?  For once, I'm not going to say.  I'm going to practice restraint and retain some mystery.  Not that the answer isn't lurking in about a zillion other internet outlets or in your very own memory given the show's popularity (that, and the finale aired a whole week ago).

Speaking of which, I recently caught Golden Globe winner Jane, or rather, Gina Rodriguez, on Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight or one of those shows being interviewed about her skyrocketing stardom.  "How does it feel to know that you can buy those shoes?" archly asked the reporter, no doubt referencing Louboutins or some such seemingly hallowed brand.  Gina looked baffled before offering a very Jane-like response: "Uh, I gave some money to my grandmother?"  Now, I like shoes as much as the next girl, but I thought that this was as good and genuine an answer as any.

Alba would be proud.