Showing posts with label Hercule Poirot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hercule Poirot. Show all posts

Monday, April 11, 2022

Denial File: Spy Me a River

If you've been reading this blog for awhile, then you know that I'm a big fan of Agatha Christie.  Yet despite having read all her books, I hadn't seen a single movie adaptation.  So when Kenneth Branagh's version of Death on the Nile popped up on HBO, I knew I had my night's viewing sorted.

It's an old story (as old as 1937, in fact).  Wealthy, beautiful, and young honeymooners Linnet (Gal Gadot) and Simon (the disgraced and disgraceful Armie Hammer) set off on a luxury cruise down the Nile.  Although they're surrounded by supposed well-wishers (Annette Bening and Russell Brand among them), one of their party is a killer, and it's up to Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) to catch him.  Or her, crime being an equal opportunity employer.

Like all Christie classics, Death on the Nile highlights the ever-intriguing theme of British propriety and elegance pitted against the sordid business of murder.  It fascinates me that ladies and gentlemen who wouldn't be caught, ahem, dead without a hair or cuff link out of place think nothing of sullying themselves to take a life.  It's disturbing to consider that we may all be an inheritance away from doing the same, dismantling the delicate smokescreen of this construct called society.  That said, there are elements in the movie that seem out of place in a tale otherwise imbued with Christie's reserve.  For one thing, I figured out the murderer right away, and when I'm reading, I never figure it out at all.  Yes, I had read this book, albeit twenty years ago.  But even if I hadn't, I think I still would've known.  Because it's a movie.  And everything is laid out and exaggerated, from Simon's suggestive dance moves to Poirot's outing of characters' various side hustles (blackmail, embezzlement, jewel theft, etc.).  By contrast, Christie's books, both in general and this one in particular, are nuanced, everything hinging on the minutest of details, making you work to put it all together but still come up short because you weren't privy to the fact that Lord Chesterfield had a secret second cousin or whatever.

Then there's Poirot himself.  In the books, he's always a bystander.  Impeccably dressed and brilliant, but a bystander nonetheless.  We don't know about his personal life, nor do we care.  He's there to see that justice is served, and that's it.  Yet his character in this movie is different.  Not only does he get a dramatic backstory that reveals the origin of his famous mustache, but one of the suspects becomes his love interest.  Sacré bleu indeed!  Despite his taking note of the odd pretty girl in the books, it never goes any further than that and, as a result, I've always thought of him as firmly asexual.  

So.  Once the credits rolled, I knew there was nothing for it except to return to the scene of the crime.  That's right.  I cracked open my old copy of Death on the Nile.  Literally.  Ancient Egypt's got nothing on this paperback; the cover snapped off when I opened it.


Now, over the years, I've reread many beloved books, but never a mystery.  And I don't recommend it.  Although it was satisfying to confirm that I wasn't wrong, that the book did have a subtlety that made it more surprising and satisfying than the movie, the fact remained that I now knew how it would end.  And that took all the magic out of it.  Also, subtle or not, it seemed kind of shameful that I hadn't been able to figure it out the first time.  

If I'm hard on Branagh as a filmmaker, then I'm even harder on myself as a reader.

Anyway, despite being a Poirot purist and listing these seeming cinematic criticisms, I enjoyed Death on the Nile, the movie.  It was lovely to look at and offered a new perspective on the story, one untainted by my own biases.  Also, I got a kick out of seeing Russell Brand in a role so serious that I had to IMDb him to check.  The movie was different from the book but not bad, and that, perhaps, was as it should be.

In other words, you can reread a book, but you can't go home again.  

But you can always go to the movies. 

Thursday, December 17, 2020

Poirot Christmas Pudding: Gettin' Figgy With It

I thought I'd read everything that Agatha Christie had ever written.  Then I read a post on the blog My Thoughts On . . .  about Christie's short story collection The Adventure of the Christmas Pudding and discovered that there was at least one extra helping and that a portion of it was holiday flavored.  (My Thoughts On . . ., by the way, is a must read, offering insightful reviews on books, movies, and the world as we know it.)  Now, I could go off on a tangent about my issue with British puddings, about how they're not puddings at all but cakes and how some of them have blood in them.  But the only bloodshed I'll discuss here is the kind connected to the crime.  

The first story in the collection, also called "The Adventure of the Christmas Pudding," features Christie favorite Hercule Poirot.  A paper pusher (it's obvious that Poirot doesn't respect him) hires Poirot to help a Middle Eastern prince in distress.  It seems that some minx has stolen the prince's ruby.  To find it, Poirot needs to leave London and spend Christmas in the countryside.  He shudders at the idea of an old-fashioned English Christmas -- an eccentricity befitting of the moustache-twirling, crime-solving savant if ever there was one.  But after being assured that the host house indeed has central heat, Poirot begrudgingly accepts.  Now it's up to him to recover the prince's priceless heirloom.  Never mind that the prince is marrying -- and cheating on -- his cousin.  Such details, as Christie assures us in her worldly way, are immaterial and to be expected.  The important thing is that justice be served -- along with the Christmas pudding!

Christmas at chez Trove is coming along, happily without the distraction of murder.  I'm still putting up my decorations.  This year, in quarantine-land, it's nice to be able to do it right.  For example, I think this is the first time that I straightened the limbs on my (fake) tree before loading them with ornaments.  I've also been taking the time to really look at every knickknack and keepsake.  I even kind of like how my tree garlands, etc. look tangled up on the floor!

Quarantine or not, Christmas is a time to be cozy -- and hopeful.  Even Agatha Christie, who exposes the darkness of the human heart like no other, succumbs to sentiment at the end of "The Adventure of the Christmas Pudding."  It's a real testament to the magic of the season.

One way or another, that Christmas pudding will get you.

Monday, September 19, 2016

Charm Farm Harvest: Falling for Flash Charms (Again) and Playing the Scotland Yard Card



 Far East Feast Charm Necklace

Top: Lily White, Target
Pants: Xhilaration, Target
Shoes: Ami Clubwear
Bag: Xhilaration, Target
Belt: B Fabulous
Sunglasses: JCPenney



 Glitter Critter Charm Necklace

Top: So, Kohl's
Skirt: Candie's, Kohl's
Shoes: Chinese Laundry, DSW
Bag: Xhilaration, Target
Belt: Wet Seal
Sunglasses: JCPenney



 Hip Trip Charm Necklace

Top: Decree, JCPenney
Skirt: Xhilaration, Target
Shoes: Charles Albert, Alloy
Bag: Nine West, ROSS
Belt: Wet Seal
Sunglasses: Rampage, Boscov's




Beauty Cutie Charm Necklace

Top: Merona, Kohl's
Skirt: Xhilaration, Kohl's
Shoes: Guess, DSW
Bag: Gifted
Sunglasses: Cloud Nine, Ocean City

I'd like to begin this post by saying that the original was very different.  I had one lone necklace, and I called it Far East Eats instead of Far East Feast.  The post itself was called Dress to Impress on the Orient Express, Only This Time Without the Murder.  It went like this:

Hercule Poirot used his little gray cells to see cases in black and white to catch the killers -- but even he never saw spots like these (see exhibit A, outfit #1).  Unless they were spots of tea, of course, which works for both England and China, and, don't you know it, is served in china, too. (Cue over-zealous laugh track).

Then, somewhat inelegantly:

Oh, Agatha (Christie).  It's hard to believe that your name was once the height of sophistication and glamour, along with those of your besties Gertrude and Mildred.  I mean, Mildred has the word "dread" right in it.  (Laugh track gets a little weaker).

And, finally:

Whether it's mu shu, pu pu, or even just those tasty if enigmatic fortune cookies (because "Good luck!" isn't an optimistic prediction, but rather something you say to your cat sitter when you leave her with your near-rabid Fluffy), chances are, there's at least one morsel of Chinese takeout that tickles your taste buds.  (Laugh track burps and squeaks out "excuse me" before petering out altogether).

Needless to say, these aren't the sharpest of hooks.  And not just because, as the husband pointed out, naming that necklace Far East Eats made it sound like Mr. Panda was part of the entree (a sad commentary, especially as his flip side sweetly entreats us all to "Be Kind").  Thankfully, I opted to make three other thematic charmers, requiring me to expand my storytelling scope.  Now we've got nature (bumblebees, birds, bugs, and butterflies!), travel to exotic lands (which may or may not include Asia but probably does given that I used the same aesthetically eastern chain charm in the center), and make-out-worthy makeup (love to love you, love potion #9).  Talk about a crop of cute chaos!  Because these necklaces aren't just made up of Flash Charms.  Oh no, siree bob.  This time I got real fancy, adding metal, enamel, and rhinestone-encrusted charms to the mix before embellishing the Flash Charms with rhinestones and a few cabs and crystals.  The result is a (sometimes) tangled mass of magical madness, an eclectic elegy (no, that's a poem about death; murder mysteries get off my mind!), er, ode to the 1980s and all that's good and pure about excess.

That said, our pal Poirot was a natty, not to mention ostentatious, dresser.  Who may (hey, one never knows) be interested in and covetous of what the Trove has on tap.  

Take heart, dear Hercule; I'll make you a hatband.