Showing posts with label Dairy Queen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dairy Queen. Show all posts

Friday, February 28, 2020

Custard's Last Stand-off


Last Saturday, the husband came home from work and announced that Rita's was open.  So, I threw on my clothes (I was still in my PJs), and away we went.  I got a root beer gelati, and he got a chocolate peanut butter concrete (it's like a McFlurry or DQ Blizzard).  As we finished them in the car, I decided that the nearby red bench and shrubbery setup made for a nice photo op.  There was no one else around; although it was warm for February, it still wasn't quite ice cream weather.  Or so I thought.  Because then a woman in a big maroon SUV pulled up next to us, obliterating the bench.  "Oh, she'll be in and out," I said.  But when she returned with her cone, she and her phone settled in for a gabfest.  The husband said that she was hiding from her kids, or maybe the Mafia (he's very imaginative and even more so on a stakeout).  Now, I know what you're thinking.  Why couldn't we just walk around the SUV and take the picture anyway?  Because I felt self-conscious, that's why.  I realize the irony of waiting for privacy to take a picture to show the world.  But there's something about getting something just right before it's ready for public consumption.  Like adding the last piece of a puppies-at-a-picnic puzzle or baking an imperfectly perfect pan of popovers.  Not that the husband thought it was weird.  He's used to my quirks.  He said, "We don't want her leaning out of her window and saying, "Ooh, I can take the picture if both of you want to be in it."  Because then I would have to say, "Oh no, she just wants it of her." '  So, we waited it out and chatted away, enjoying a deep and existential conversation about . . . something.  Then the SUV finally sped off in a blur of maroon, its driver homeward bound to her brats and/or warlord.  We rushed out into the sun, lest any other imposing vehicles got any ideas.  And/or cravings for custard.

You know how sometimes you have an idea for a photo and you're excited about it, and then you take the photo and it looks like a crayon that went through the dryer?  That's how I felt about most of the pics we took that day.  The good one turned out to be this candid.  They say that the true mood/soul/whatever of the photographed is coaxed out by the right photographer.  I'm inclined to agree.  Especially because I'm laughing.

That said, the husband is in the frame.  See that black smudge on the bench?  That's him.  Or rather, his shadow.  The fact that I didn't Photoshop him out is a testament to how much I love him.

Well, him and honoring the authenticity of a perfectly imperfect Rita's run.

Long live the root beer gelati.

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Clothes Crush: I'm Berry Excited it's Spring



Spring was made for Kawaii and Lolita and all of their strawberry sisters.  And although it's been spring for a few weeks now, it's finally starting to feel like this sweetest of seasons.  So, I've rounded up a trio of treacly pastel outfits in celebration.  One of the best things about whisper-soft shades?  They're a great backdrop for accessories that are -- yes -- a scream.

Now, this is the part where I talk about my clothes like I'm selling them.  Or like they're my friends. Which is weird in one way (because who sells her friends?) but not in another because 1) people sometimes email me to ask if the clothes are for sale (they're not), and 2) on a recent episode of "Bob's Burgers," Linda said, "The other day I took Gene to the mall to visit one of his favorite outfits."  I thought that was funny.  But also kind of sad.

That said, let's drown Gene's sorrows in Celestial Seasonings and get this tea party started.

Contestant (because somehow this has turned into a beauty pageant on top of all the other stuff going on)-slash-Confidante #1: Boardwalk Betty

Betty is confection perfection.  Her butterfly-sleeved blouse all but says boardwalk.  Also, saltwater taffy.  Which is more summer than spring, but then what's spring if not summer junior?  And her purse is -- oh my, a seashell!  The judges are, ahem, shore impressed.

Speaking of celebrations (as we were a few paragraphs ago), I went to a bridal shower on Saturday and ended up wrapping the gift in paper that kind of looks like this top.  Which is something I just felt like saying.  It has no bearing on the pageant proceedings and is in no way (wink, wink) a bribe.




Top: Love Fire, Kohl's
Jeans: Mudd, Kohl's
Shoes: Chase & Chloe, Modcloth
Bag: Sugar Thrillz, Dolls Kill
Fuchsia bangle: Mixit, JCPenney
Mint bangle: Decree, JCPenney
Lilac bangle: Don't Ask, Zulily
Ring: Delia's

Surprise! It's a salad spinner.

Contestant/Confidante #2: Strawberry Sophie

Soph keeps the boardwalk theme fresh in a strawberry sweatshirt that's cozy for when the boards get chilly.  Also, this shirt's marshmallow shape and creamy shade is like a strawberry sundae.  Dairy Queen, you are my dream.  But not really because you sell soft serve, and I'm into custard.

Dairy Queen insisted that I say it's not a sponsor of this program.  I asked them, but they said "hard pass," then escorted me out, my wrists shackled with a daisy chain of day-old onion rings.


Busy Bee Choker 

Sweatshirt: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's
Jeans: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's
Shoes: Charles Albert, A.C. Moore
Bag: Macy's Backstage
Strawberry print, yellow, and grass green bangles: B Fabulous
Flower bangle: Mixit, JCPenney
Celadon bangle: Burlington Coat Factory
Mint bangle: Decree, JCPenney
Red bangle: XOXO, ROSS 
Thin red bangle: Candie's, Kohl's

Contestant/Confidante #3: Strawberry Susan

And last but not least, Susie charms in a sock hop-happy blush frock, reigning as the sole skirted contender.  But does this fresh-faced '50s flirt have what it takes to claim the crown?  When your spirit animal is a strawberry caramel, then there isn't a Brussels sprout in the world that can stop you.


 

Dress: Three Hearts, Kohl's
Shoes: Chase & Chloe, Zulily
Bag: Arizona Jeans, JCPenney
Belt: Izod, Marshalls
Scarf: Wet Seal

Alright, that brings us to the last leg of this dance-off.  And it was a doozy.  You smiled, you twirled, and one of you was almost sucked down into the cotton candy machine.  But we have a winner, and it is . . . Boardwalk Betty!  Bets, you've got candy stripes and lemon drop shoes and, most importantly, a unicorn.  So step right up to accept your bouquet, which comes in the form of this potted amaryllis.


I hope you lift weights because this thing is heavy.  It's been going gangbusters in the rain forest room since winter.  That's what we call our spare room here at Tote Trove central.  Not to be confused with the cactus room, where all of the plants are southwestern and fake.  No, RR is alive and honored to be part of the pageant prize circuit.  So treasure this amaryllis always, or at least until it retires to that big compost heap in the sky.  Because that's all we've got to give you.  DQ was supposed to donate the crown.

Better luck next time, berry babies.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

As You Glide Down the Isle of Style . . .



 Over the Rainbow Necklace

Tee: Gifted
Jeans: City Streets, JCPenney
Flip flops: 9&Co., JCPenney
Bag: Loop, Toilet Water, Ocean City
Scarf: A.C. Moore



 Call Me Carmen Necklace

Dress: O'Neill, Macy's
Camisole: So, Kohl's
Flip flops: 9&Co., JCPenney
Bag: Loop, Marshalls
Scarf: Express




 Pastel Shell Necklace

Tee: So, Kohl's
Skirt: Kohl's
Shoes: Madden Girl, DSW
Bag: Candie's, Kohl's
Scarf: Express



 Fabulous Felt Pink Horizon Necklace

Top: Macy's
Skirt: Decree, JCPenney's
Flip flops: Mixit, JCPenney
Bag: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney




 Citrus Slice Necklace

Top: Kohl's
Skirt: So, Kohl's
Shoes: Barefeet Shoes
Bag: Marshalls
Belt: Everything's $10 Tournier



 Fabulous Felt Tribal Tropics Necklace

Dress: Macy's
Shoes: Marc Fisher, Marshalls
Bag: Apt. 9, Kohl's



Fabulous Felt Hibiscus Necklace

Top: Macy's
Jeans: l.e.i., Macy's
Shoes: Alloy
Bag: Marshalls
Sunglasses: So, Kohl's



Sweet Salsa Necklace

Tank: Mossimo, Target
Tee: Wet Seal
Cardigan: Candie's, Kohl's
Skirt: Prabal Gurung for Target
Shoes: BCBG, Marshalls
Bag: Betsey Johnson, ROSS Dress for Less
Belt: Izod, Marshalls

. . . be sure to snag some Hawaiian Punch.  Speaking of summery sweets, some weeks ago I was enjoying the first Rita's of the season, a super sweet vanilla water ice, when I blurted out my love for the tasty treat, i.e., "I love vanilla ice!"  Then I heard myself.  I had the grace to be embarrassed, a feeling that's now heightened as I realize just how many references to that rapper reside on this blog.  

For my next trick, I'll try to come up with something cute to say about Dairy Queen.