Showing posts with label Grey Gardens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grey Gardens. Show all posts

Monday, June 20, 2022

The Mustang Gang: Father Knows Jest

I was getting into my car to drive to my parents' to drive to my sister's for Father's Day when my mom called.  "Wear warm clothes," she warned.  "We're taking the Mustang."  A couple of years ago, my dad finally bought his dream car, a gently used, painstakingly maintained Mustang convertible, and he drives it every chance he gets.  


I'd ridden in it only once, last Father's Day, on an ice cream run.  But my sister's was forty minutes from my parents'.  So I knew that I needed to bring the big guns in the form of a hoodie and scarf.  And I was glad I did!  For most of the ride, my face was entirely covered.  


Which was just fine with me, because warmth and sun protection in one.  Even if my sister said that I looked like "something out of an '80s Grey Gardens."     

     

Anyway, a good time was had by all.  It was a day of dad jokes and classic rock (The Cars, as Dad quipped, appropriately included) and baseball talk (the Phillies lost, but they'll get them next time.)  We had hot dogs and hamburgers by the pool, and I got to hang out with my nieces and nephew.  The seven-month-old had a high time playing with my necklace, which was adorable until she tried to eat it.

On the way to my sister's, we had stopped at Acme so Mom could pick up some ice cream (apparently, the Mustang's programmed to fetch Father's Day dairy).  Dad and I waited in the car.  He took off his baseball cap and said that his hair was almost all white.  I said that it looked good on him, and that I had more white hairs too.  When Mom returned, Breyers melting in hand, Dad filled her in on our conversation.  I thought that it was poignant that we'd gone from Dad teaching me how to ride a bike and drive a car to us comparing notes about the follicular passage of time.

At the end of the day, Dad thanked Mom and me for humoring him with the Mustang.  And although we didn't say so in pun form at the time, wild horses couldn't drag us away.

On that note, I hope that everyone had a happy and memorable Father's Day.  Hopefully, with lots of laughs and ice cream. :)

Monday, July 5, 2021

Fourth of July Pie: Pastry in the USA

Bag: T-Shirt & Jeans, Zulily 

Top: Lily Rose, Marshalls

Bag: Sleepyville Critters, Zulily

Dress: Lily Rose, Kohl's

Old-Fashioned Flowers Barrette Brooch

Bag: Xhilaration, Target

Dress: Almost Famous, Kohl's


Bag: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's

Tank: So, Kohl's

Bracelets top to bottom: B Fabulous; So, Kohl's; B Fabulous; Cloud Nine, Ocean City

Skirt: So, Kohl's

Last night, my Fourth of July post was rudely foiled by an internet outage.  I blame the two-hour blitz of fireworks in my neighborhood.  They were so loud I thought I was in a war zone; surely, they were fearsome enough to interfere with a tower.  So, I rode out the night the way they would've in 1776, without TV and internet and only, as the husband reminded me mid-rant, the comfort of half a dozen blazing lamps and a steady supply of refrigerated limeade.  I think he was not-so-secretly happy about the outage because it meant that our Documentary Now! marathon was cut short.  I can't say that I blame him.

Anyway, this is what I would've written if fate and firearms (some of those fireworks sounded like guns) hadn't intervened:

America, you're another year older.  Hopefully, you're also a little bit wiser.  But even if you're not, I celebrate you with desserts both in felt and cold, hard custard (or at least I would've if the lady at Rita's had heard me say gelati instead of just cotton candy [water ice]).


Because everyone deserves a birthday treat.  Even if that treat can't be pie despite what this post title says.  There is, however, birthday cake and ice cream.  And I think that that more than makes up for the lack of lattice-topped, sugared fruit.

One thing's for sure.  America, pie or not, wiser or not, at least you look better than you did back when you wore that powdered wig.

P.S. Bill Hader and Fred Armisen, I apologize about that Documentary Now! comment.  I did enjoy seeing you in your Grey Gardens getups, and although he denies it, the husband did too.  Please don't murder us in your basement.

P.P.S.  The husband discovered that the internet outage was not the result of fireworks gone terribly wrong, but of a dead outlet in, yes, our own basement.  So now I have to apologize to the fireworks too.  As well as give in to my compulsion to say that 1) all awfulness leads back to the basement and 2) the call was coming from inside the house.

So, I hope that you don't have a basement.  But that you did have a happy, hassle-free, treat-filled Fourth!