Sweater: Mocloth
Bag: Amazon; Bows: The Tote Trove; Ring: Express; Necklace and collage bracelet: Betsey Johnson, Macy's; Purple bracelet: Etsy
Hat: JCPenny
Pink Prism Necklace
Skirt: Trixxi, Kohl's
Bag: Candie's, Kohl's' Charm: Betsey Johnson for Trolls, Macy's
Top: Bar III, Macy's
Hat: Betsey Johnson, Macy's
Stockings: Mixit, JCPenney
Pink Power Necklace
Shoes: Kelly & Katie, DSW
Hats off to Presidents' Day! Even if I'm wearing a fedora and beanie instead of Washington's tri-cornered lid and Lincoln's top hat. Of course, the most magical cranial accoutrement of all is the unicorn horn. If only the leaders of our great nation had had one of those. Imagine the presidential portraits. Not to mention the jealous royals. But I'm a ruler with a crown and a castle! Shouldn't I get first dibs on anything sparkly?
No doubt about it, a unicorn horn is impressive.
Luckily, I'm no politician. Which means that the only person I need to impress is myself.
So, come 2024, vote unicorn. Because everyone deserves a fairy tale ending.
And a chic, sharp way to skewer the haters.