I promise that no rose-colored rabbits were harmed in the making of this post. Although it would be cool if there were Technicolor critters cavorting across the countryside. Which is odd considering that one of my new necklaces features, not a fanciful fur ball, but a dragon ruled by an eerie blue eye:
Wednesday, January 11, 2023
As You Were, in Pink Faux Fur
Monday, January 17, 2022
Sass by the Glass: Grape Expectations
My latest read, The Summer Job, was yet another recommendation from my favorite librarian, Ellie. This debut novel by Lizzie Dent is the story of Birdy, a loser Londoner who decides to impersonate her bestie as a world-class sommelier for the summer. Despite being unable to tell a citrus note from a Shasta, Birdy plans to wield her wine goblets at Loch Dorn, a sleepy hotel-slash-restaurant tucked into the Scottish countryside. It'll be an adventure -- and best of all for suddenly homeless Birdy, rent free. But things go, ahem, sideways once she realizes that the so-called hole-in-the-wall B&B is actually a posh spot helmed by a Michelin-starred chef. High profile and demanding, her role as resident grape guru instantly gives her something to worry -- and, yes, wine -- about. One cringeworthy incident after another tempts her to cork the Chablis and hightail it back to London. But the quiet charms of a certain chef (not the Michelin man; he's a wanker) paired with her newfound need to succeed keep her as rooted as the cuckooflower for which she and the kitchen staff forage. Soon, secrets at Loch Dorn and from the home front have Birdy working overtime on more than the wine list, making The Summer Job a classic tale of a screw-up (or, in this case, a screw-top wine aficionado) stepping up to save the day.
This book was the perfect palate cleanser after Nicholas Sparks's beautiful but emotionally draining The Wish. It made me think of silly stuff like wine o' clock somewhere merch, UB40's "Red Wine," and, of course, Step Brothers's Catalina Wine Mixer, even though I don't drink wine -- or anything fermented. It's one of those books that's fun to read but would be a trial to live. At least for me. Pretending to be a wine expert, or really, any hospitality professional, is at the top of my list of nightmare jobs, right under Uber driver and phlebotomist. The stress! The lies! The hangovers! It's no wonder poor Birdy didn't go into cardiac arrest and fall headfirst into a glass of Merlot -- even if she did just that metaphorically, as illustrated on the cover. Indeed, the high-jinks alone are enough to make this novel into a hilarious movie. I see Phoebe Waller-Bridge as Birdy, partly because Dent sort of looks like her but mostly because of her brand of over-the-top, elegant irreverence. (Apparently, this was no accident; in the author discussion at the back of the book, Dent shares that Birdy was partially inspired by Fleabag's title character. Even if Dent did go on to say that she'd choose Gillian Jacobs to play Birdy in a screen adaptation. No disrespect to you, Gillian -- I loved you in Community -- but no one other than Phoebe Fleabag herself should rakishly don Birdy's apron.) As for the fetching foodie, Kit Harrington would do very nicely. His sensitive intensity is just what this recipe requires, even if I'm drawing more upon his performance in Modern Love than Game of Thrones.
But enough fantasy director league chatter. The point is that The Summer Job serves up a grape escape.
No doubt about it; Dent's debut goes down easy.
Sunday, November 22, 2020
Seeing the Forest Through the Sleeves: ELLE Spell
Monday, December 2, 2019
The Christmas Before Last Christmas . . .
Anyway, it's hard to believe that this gentle giant started life looking like the little critter below. Or that he costs six Benjamins.
Shoes: Chase & Chloe, Zulily
Bag: Betsey Johnson, Macy's
Necklace: The Tote Trove
In other Black Friday news, I finally went to see Last Christmas. I'd wanted to since it came out in the beginning of November (because who can resist a holiday rom com?) but abstained until after Turkey Day became a leftover (respect to the harvest). In it, Emilia Clarke plays Katarina "Kate," a year-round Christmas shop elf haunted by some dark, albeit very un-Daenerys-like, demons. She's a struggling singer and is borderline homeless, and she doesn't get along with her mom (Emma Thompson). She also drinks too much despite a recent health scare, and her self-destructive ways are alienating her from her friends. Thankfully, a handsome stranger (Henry Golding) turns up on a bicycle-as-white-steed to help. Fun fact: Last Christmas and Golding's last movie, A Simple Favor, were directed by Paul Feig (indeed, both reflect his dark whimsy like black sweaters embroidered with silver). Also, Golding's mom in Crazy Rich Asians (Michelle Yeoh), shows up as Kate's no-nonsense boss, Santa (or at least as no-nonsense as one can be while assuming that name and pushing holiday gibbon knickknacks). All of which I so enjoyed, because who doesn't love a pop culture connection? Here's another (the best ones come in threes). Last Christmas is a love letter to George Michael (Emma Thompson's words, not mine), who passed away on Christmas in 2016. His songs are beautifully woven into the scenes, offering hope as Kate tries to figure it all out. (Even at rock bottom, she's witty and charming, and her zingers let us know she'll survive.) Michael's eponymous "Last Christmas" holds the secret to the story and offers us a timeless message. So move over Zoolander and Keanu. In comparison, your tributes are limericks.
From the backdrops of lights and color and Christmas magic to the cast names scrawled in pink and blue '80s neon signaling, hey kids, this is gonna be fun, Last Christmas is a delight. It's got miracles, second chances, reunited families, and yes, a little romance. It's deep but light, sending you off with the kind of good old-fashioned, feel-good glow that makes you want to help someone. Or, at the very least, help yourself to hot chocolate.
Or to some beads to make a festive necklace. (I like to think that I redeemed myself by buying some Barbies for the donation box, too. You didn't expect a chemistry set from someone who blogs about chick flicks, did you?)
Sweater: Poof, Marshalls
Skirt: Vanilla Star, Macy's
Shoes: Worthington, J. C. Penney's
Purse: Macy's
Yellow bangle: B Fabulous
Orange bangle: Mixit J. C. Penney's
Barrette: The Tote Trove
Sunday, December 9, 2018
Bright Tights, Big City
Louisa is the paid companion (I don't know about you, but that term always gives me the giggles) of Agnes Gopnick, a seemingly innocuous if high-strung Polish masseuse-turned-socialite who's in her late twenties just like Louisa. As the second and much younger wife of a captain of industry, she's despised far and wide in Manhattan. That's why she needs Louisa to play therapy dog. Yet things aren't easy for Louisa either. Getting used to a new country, a hideous uniform (no small feat for fashion girl Lou -- although she grins and bears it with the same equanimity as she does everything), and the ways of the one-percenters, all while missing Sam terribly, is nothing to sneeze at. And although this book has an offbeat and keen sense of humor, it isn't of the zany-new-girl-in-the-city variety. It's a story of layers, and sometimes it tears your heart out. Because Louisa is put through the wringer, both on the job and off the clock. Even after everything she's been through, her still-trusting nature lands her in trouble. Suffice it to say that a lot of stuff happens, and she leaves the Gopnick household and ends up as the, albeit unpaid, companion of an old lady named Margot De Witt. Earlier in the book, Mrs. De Witt seems like an unfeeling crone. And initially she doesn't care for Louisa. But after an emergency throws them together, Lou's kindness and their shared love of fashion win Mrs. De Witt over, and the two soon become confidantes. As a retired fashion magazine editor, Mrs. DeWitt has roomfuls of crazy designer clothes and accessories, which, paired with her ballsy attitude, made me picture her as Iris Apfel. (It turns out that this was what Moyes intended, as revealed in the Q&A at the end of the book.) Luckily, I have this book about Iris, which I first heard about on Tiara's Jewel Divas Style blog, to post here for your viewing pleasure:
Anyway, things are finally on the upswing for Louisa. She has a knack for getting herself into impossible situations only to muster her considerable imagination and optimism to turn it all around. This is how Moyes takes us from the depths of despair to the kind of feel-good, well, feeling where the garden explodes into bloom and a trolley of tea cakes races in from the wings (this being an English story; if it were based in New Jersey, then I'd say non-urine-tainted water slides and Manco's pizza). Moyes makes you work hard for the happy ending (there were more than a couple of times when I thought, why couldn't I have just chosen a nice cheerful murder mystery instead of hopping aboard this emotional roller coaster?). But that makes it all the more satisfying; no plot hole-filled Swiss cheese here, just the sweet, gritty crunch of gumballs (like -- insert subtle product placement -- the ones in my Day Glo Gumball Necklace). Because Still Me isn't any old romance; it's a good romance. Plus a journey of self discovery.
Here's one of my favorite parts. Partly because it captures the book's theme, partly because it's about clothes. (I can't tell you my actual favorite part because it's even more of a spoiler than the rest of this post.) Louisa and Agnes are at the famed Yellow Ball, and Agnes is worried that her avant-garde gown doesn't fit in with the other women's more classic looks:
Lou: "Own it. Hold your head up. Like you couldn't give a crap."
She (Agnes) stared at me (Lou).
Lou: "A friend once taught me this. The man I used to work for. He told me to wear my stripey legs with pride."
Agnes: "Your what?"
Lou: "He . . .Well, he was telling me it was okay to be different from everyone else. Agnes, you look about a hundred times better than any of the other women here. You're gorgeous. And the dress is striking. So just let it be a giant finger to them. You know? I'll wear what I like." (54)
Agnes may have billions, but Louisa has wisdom.
Guess you can say she earned those stripes.
Thursday, June 21, 2018
Summer Fling, Don't Mean a Thing; Summer Ring, Means Everything
That said, love affairs may come and go, but baubles are forever. Which is why I'm ringing in summer with yet another rockin' ring from Samantha at PinkBopp. You may recall that I've purchased other awesome rings from this chic shop in the past. One is springy, one is wintry (ok, Christmasy), and the new one, which is called Lady in Lime, is summery -- perfect for today, the first day of summer. The fuchsia and lime really pop, and the tiny crystals remind me of morning dew (and Mountain Dew -- this ring being just the right shade of green!). I wore it last week with a pineapple print blouse and friendship bracelet braid flip flops (and also jeans, lest I imply any Winnie the Pooh imagery). Come fall I'll need an autumn addition to transcend the trifecta, giving me all four seasons. So move over Vivaldi, '60s super group, and fancy schmancy hotel chain -- winter (er, autumn) is coming.
Speaking of summer, here are some pics to kick it off, from farm stand to sand. And also, for some reason, cupcakes.
So, soak up the sun and the slushies. Because if school's out for summer, then school's out forever.
Especially if you're a beauty school dropout.
Which is, come to think of it, a pretty badass and feminist thing to be.