Plaid? For Spring? Groundbreaking.

Coat: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's; Shoes: Jessica Simpson Collection, DSW

Sweater: Forever and Ever, Kohl's

Skirt: Dickie's, Dolls Kill

Bag: Kate Spade New York for Target

Top: So, Kohl's

Bag: Amazon

Orange Blossom and Bow Necklace

Pants: Almost Famous: Macy's

Sunglasses and flower clips: Wild Fable, Target

Shoes: Jessica Simpson Collection, Amazon

Skirt: Vanilla Star, Macy's; Shoes: Jessica Simpson Collection, Amazon

Bag: Olivia Miller, Amazon

Tee: GAP

Coat: BCX, Macy's

Sometimes I don’t know what gets into me.  I complain about winter, then when it’s finally spring, I pull out, not florals, but plaids.  I guess like Mary, I’m quite contrary. 

So all hail spring fashion in its many forms.  And gardens that grow the way you do.

NFL Spell: Love You to Saturn and Back

Boots: Simply Vera, Kohl's

Sweater: Club Room, Macy's

Bag: Sleepyville Critters, Zulily

Turtleneck: So, Kohl's

Unshrinking Violet Necklace

Bag: Gifted

Sweater: Jessica Simpson, Belk

Skirt: Almost Famous, Kohl's

Sassy Silver Necklace

Sweater: IZ Buyer, Kohl's

Bag: Delia's, Dolls Kill

Sweater: Maison Jules, Amazon

Blast Days of Disco Necklace

I've been wearing lots of stripes lately.  It wasn't the plan, but then maybe the universe -- or Saturn -- had other ideas.  Either way, the result was a happy horizon of color.  The sweater in the first fit is actually a men's small from Macy's.  But the big orange bow, which is Wild Fable from Target, tipped the scales back to girly.  Target offered the bows in all colors (I also have red and yellow) and was marketing them with see-through bags this fall in, ahem, a clear and perhaps Taylor Swift-inspired campaign targeted toward football fan fashionistas.  Which, despite not being into sports, I found fun.  Because I'm forever Team Bow.

And Team Swifty.  

Clothes, Clothes, Clothes

Skirt: Almost Famous, Kohl's

Bag: Glamour Damaged, Etsy

Stargazer Garden Necklace

Top: Madden Girl, Macy's

Boots: Betsey Johnson, Macy's

Top: Sugar Moon, Macy's

Bag: Zulily

Coat: So, Koh's

Shoes: Anne Michelle, JCPenney

Hair clip: Wild Fable, Target

Knickknack: Michaels

Top: Almost Famous, Boscov's

Bag: Skinnydip Lomdon, Macy's

Hair clip: Wild Fable, Target

Sometimes one word says it all.  Especially when you say it three times. 👗👖👠

Peppered With Leopard and Preaching Priestly (Not Jason)

Skirt: Wild Fable, Target; Sunglasses: So, Kohl's

Bag: Mix No. 6, DSW

Geography Twee Necklace

Top: Madden Girl, Kohl's

Boots: Madden Girl, Kohl's

Coat: POPSUGAR, Kohl's

 Boots: Olivia Miller, Kohl's

Top: Madden Girl, Macy's

Skirt: Almost Famous, Kohl's

Bag: Nine West, Kohl's

Top: Madden Girl, Macy's; Necklace: Betsey Johnson, Macy's

Shoes: Mix No. 6, DSW; Socks: Amazon

Sunglasses: Zulily

Candy Shop Drop Necklace

Skirt: Vanilla Star, Macy's

Hair claw: Wild Fable, Target

Bag: Current Mood, Dolls Kill

Top: Madden Girl, Kohl's

Loafers: Betsey Johnson, Macy's; Tights: Isadora, Zulily

They say that leopards never change their spots.  I don't know about that, but I tried to change the way I wore leopard in these '90s-meets-Y2K-esque outfits.  Which means shirts and skirts and, in one case, booties.  

Then again, they also say that leopard's making a comeback.  Which makes me wonder, when did it go?  Everyone knows that leopard's a neutral.  Cue "Florals?  For spring? Groundbreaking." 

Per the priestess, that's all.