Top: Wet Seal
Skirt: Amazon
Skirt: Amazon
Shoes: B.A.I.T., Zulily
Bag: Sugar Thrillz, Dolls Kill
Belt: Candie's, Kohl's
Sunglasses: Mudd, Kohl's
Nautical Nonsense Necklace
Colorful Carnival Cuff
Nautical Nonsense Bracelet
Yellow top: Marshalls
Striped top: Aeropostale
Skirt: So, Kohl's
Shoes: Charles Albert, Alloy
Bag: Xhilaration, Target
Belt: Apt. 9., Kohl's
Ocean Love Potion Necklace
Magical Mermaid Hairpins
Top: JCPenney
Skirt: Amazon
Shoes: B.A.I.T., Zulily
Bag: Sugar Thrillz, Dolls Kill
Belt: Candie's, Kohl's
Sunglasses: Mudd, Kohl's
First, a note about the "stuff." The store-bought as opposed to handmade stuff, that is. A chunk of it comes from the Internet, most notably my good pal Pinterest. This Dolls Kill seashell bag and these Zulily BAIT wedges started life on my Bright Bags and Show-Stopping Shoes boards but ended up in my closet. And I first spied these Amazon skater skirts on The Big Hair Diaries blog, where big hair aficionado Samantha regularly rocks them in a rainbow of colors. That's what I love about the web: shopaholics helping shopaholics, one purchase at a time. :)
Now that that's out of the way, on to the mermaids. Because they're having a moment. Pinterest (I told you she was a pal) is swimming with bags, tees, mugs, jewelry, you name it, splashed with images of these salty sirens. Even the beach shop down the street from me boasts a "mermaid room" where you can have your picture taken as one such maritime maven. I think it's for kids, but then those tails looked mighty long.
Of course, I've always been hip to mermaids' magic. Even as a second grader I wanted to be one in our class anti-pollution movie (yes, you read that right; no plays for us in high tech, 1980s South Jersey) even though my teacher had me slated to portray the "philosophical fish," a peacock feather-wielding do-gooder who warned humans of the dangers of discarding uncut plastic soda can rings. This was right around the time The Little Mermaid came out, and as such, the height of my Ariel obsession. Needless to say, it was farewell feather, hello fins! Wearing that orange sequinned, slightly smelly rented mermaid costume made me feel far more glamorous than the humdrum hat and cape of that know-it-all fish ever could.
One of the things mermaids are known for (besides promoting recycling) is their enchanted tresses. Ariel famously ran a fork (er, dinglehopper) through her fiery, animated locks, and any woman with a long, flowing mane is said to have mermaid hair. So, when I set out to embellish my very first set of hairpins, I thought, why not go with seashells? Pastel and pearlized, they make just the right contrast to the dramatic black pins. Although I love the way they turned out, I still wanted to make something brighter, bolder, and, yes, bubbling over with big, bad beachiness. And so I spawned this matching Ocean Love Potion Necklace. Because if there's something else that mermaids are known for (besides luring sailors to their death), then it's sporting seashells on their chests.
Or, at least sometimes. For this wasn't always the case for the Stowaway With Me mermaid mascot:
This sign, oddly, is not in Brigantine, or anywhere else at the Jersey shore, but on a not-quite stretch of highway enroute to Philadelphia. It's been there as long as I can remember, but it wasn't until ten or so years ago that the management of Stowaway Storage saw fit to cover mistress mermaid with a pink seashell bra. (To be fair, pre-bra, her hair strategically covered her most scandalous bits.) The why remains a mystery. Who knows; maybe Stowaway was getting too many late night phone calls from sailors looking for a good time. Elaine (because let's call her that, for reasons that may or may not be clear at the end of this paragraph) does have a big ass phone number plastered right next to her head. Also, if these Nautical Nonsense Necklace and Bracelet photographs are any indicator, then she has a shore thing for sponges, cartoon and otherwise.
Sounds kind of fishy to me.