Showing posts with label Cheetos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cheetos. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Beach Block Blues: Don't Hit Snooze, Your Pop Rock Jam is Up Next

Writer's block.  We've all had it.  That voice that mockingly chants, There's nothing new under the sun.  Everything that needs to be said has been said.  So park yourself in front of a Real Housewives marathon with a feed bag of Cheetos and give up already.  Now imagine that you're broke and the ability to purchase said Cheetos depends on you churning out the novel you promised your agent by the end of the summer.  And that your crush-slash-nemesis, who's also a writer, just happens to be your new neighbor.  And that he's broke with writer's block too.

Welcome to Emily Henry's Beach Read.  And yes, it's the very same Emily Henry who wrote People We Meet on Vacation, that other rom com I just read about writers.  This time, the heroine is January Andrews, and her neighbor is Augustus "Gus" Everett.  Both nurse deep emotional wounds, and both are loath to admit it.  But their shared college past injects a jolt of electricity and fun into their fledgling friendship.  Sweet yet full of substance (Think Bundt cake instead of cotton candy.  Although cotton candy does make an appearance.), this novel is as much about the writing process as it is about romance.  I love how it challenges the idea that chick lit writers and readers are "less than."  As a writer of women's fiction, January is an ambassador from that world.  Scrappy and witty, she's quick to defend her genre and how it helped her through a tough time.  Gus, on the other hand, is firmly in camp literary fiction and as such, aptly cast as January's brooding antagonist.  But when the two switch genres for the summer, what starts as a game to beat writer's block ends up making them better storytellers and brings them closer to each other -- and to their true selves.  My favorite part is when Gus reveals that, contrary to what January thinks, he respects her writing:

"You make beautiful things, because you love the world, and maybe the world doesn't always look how it does in your books, but . . .  I think putting them out there, that changes the world a little bit.  And the world can't afford to lose that." (293)  

Well put, Gus.  Realism has its place, but one of the reasons we read is to get out of our heads and realize that life's not so bad.  Too much reality can send us right back to those Cheetos -- and the bad kind of unrealistic fiction (i.e. reality TV).  That said, Beach Read is also funny.  Henry's banter game is as strong as ever, and January and Gus's convos are a hoot.  Because you can't choke down the kale of personal growth without a large dose of ranch dressing.  

Even if January and Gus eat mostly pizza.  

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Cheese Tease, More Please: Gobbling Up Green and Gold

Skirt: Dolls Kill

Rings: Mixit, JCPenney

Blouse: Candie's, Kohl's

Headband: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's

Unicorn Bow Necklace

Bangles, from top: Iris Apfel for INC, Macy's; Mixit, JCP; Amrita Singh, Zulily; Mixit, JCPenney

Top: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's

Skirt: Wild Fable, Target

Bangles left to right: Strawbridge & Clothier; B Fabulous; ZAD, Zulily; Ring: Mixit, JCPenney

Purse clip (really a barrette!): Plymouth Plantation gift shop; Bag: Nine West, ROSS Dress for Less

Sweater: So, Kohl's

Emboldened Arches Necklace

Scarf: a new day, Target

Belt: Apt. 9, Kohl's

Seahorse of Course Necklace

Tee: So, Kohl's

Bag: Amazon; Bag: B.A.I.T., Zulily

Blouse: Candie's, Kohl's

Ah, green and gold.  This time, the classic color combo isn't about the Green Bay Packers (although I do dearly love cheddar), but the way the sun filters down through the trees like so much Velveeta on broccoli.  Which is still, I realize, about cheese, or, more particularly, the romance between veggies and dairy.  Will artery-clogging, wrong-side-of-the-tracks cheddar break fiber-rich, prim-and-proper broccoli's heart, figuratively and literally?  Only time -- and an ER trip -- will tell.  

Green and gold aren't just star-crossed ingredients for a delicious if potentially deadly side dish, though.  They're also the main course of this outfit quartet.  Sure, the shades are more butter-mint-pastry than Cheeto-cruciferous.  But that doesn't make them any less theatric -- or tasty.  

Nevertheless, the real drama starts when cheddar cheats on broccoli with bacon.    

Friday, October 30, 2020

Leopard Love: Getting Frank With Fan Favorite Lisa

 
Skirt: XOXO, Macy's

Top: Grayson Threads, Kohl's

Bag: B&B

Skirt: Wild Fable, Target

Bag: Sleepyville Critters, Zulily

Top: Target

Big Pink Pompom Bow Barrette

Bag: Zulily

Desert Necklaces

Boots: Betsey Johnson, Macy's

There's something playful about colorful leopard.  Like somebody impishly swiped a highlighter across the earth-toned Serengeti.  And that somebody is Lisa Frank.  (If the title of this post implied that I'd be interviewing the icon, then 1) please accept my sincerest apologies, and 2) you should know better than that.  Still, Lisa Frank would most certainly be one of those three people, dead or alive, that I'd invite to dinner.  Right between Madame Curie and the guy who invented Cheetos.  (Just kidding.  Madame Curie would be too depressing.)  Of all the artists who've made their multi-hued mark on the animal kingdom, I think Lisa deserves the most credit.  Perhaps her most creative contribution of all is the rainbow leopard.  Well, the rainbow everything.  But one not-so-still-life at a time.  


No doubt about it, Lisa's the first lady of cute.  She was destined to make drab things fanciful, what with hailing from the desert.  She also has a heartwarming knack for turning ferocious beasts into cuddly critters.  (And no, I haven't forgotten about Teddy Ruxspin, or, for that matter, Furbies.  But are they wrapped in ROYGBIV?  I think not.  Also, there's no need for toys that come with their own commentary.  I'm talking to you, Cricket.)  


That said, these outfits are my humble homage to Ms. Frank's sassy safari.  I even managed to get a few cacti in there!  Not to mention Hello Kitty.  Which has nothing to do with Lisa Frank but remains firmly saved with her and her merch in my late-'80s-early-'90s childhood memory bank.  

A bank, of course, that's decked out with little pink hearts and fluorescent rainbows.  

P.S. Lisa Frank, if you're out there, I'd like to pitch you an idea:

Neon green, lightning bolt-ringed Marie Curie hugging a kitten clutching a lollipop growing an ear.

Can you say sticker book centerfold? 

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Something New and Sparkly: The Fruits of Frugality



Crazy for Kawaii Fruit Frenzy Necklace

Top: Wet Seal
Jeans: City Streets, JCPenney
Shoes: Betseyville, Macy's
Bag: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney
Scarf: A.C. Moore
Bow barrette and flower pin: JCPenney

You know that saying "necessity is the mother of invention"?  Well, I've decided to put it to the test by not buying any new craft supplies save for essentials such as glue and wire.  That's right.  I'm going to soldier on making do with whatever ragamuffin ribbon, rhinestone, bead, and felt bits I have lying around and see what creations emerge.  In addition to helping me save a little money, I think this experiment will expand my imagination, enabling me to turn out some stuff that may have otherwise remained mired within my subconscious.  

In a related note, I've also pledged to cut down on clothes shopping.  Now, I'm not saying I'm not going to buy anything.  Because that would just be crazy.  Kind of like vowing to go on a diet and ending up with an empty Cheetos bag.  No, I'm just going to become a little choosier, purchasing only those items that I truly love or that I truly need.  (The latter often comes in the form of black tights, which are the fashion equivalent of cauliflower: necessary but hopelessly boring.)

Anyhow, I always seem to have plenty of felt in my supply stash, so this Crazy for Kawaii Fruit Frenzy Necklace was a no-brainer.  The inspired part came in the form of the ribbon, which was unfurling like a fairy princess's hair strand from its plastic palace of a Rubbermaid - no, I'm lying, Sterlite - box. 

Friday, July 29, 2011

Scarfing Up Style


Or would it be scarfing down style? Does one scarf up or scarf down a bag of Cheetos? I don't know; I'm just trying to make a lazy pun about my scarf collection before I go on vacation. Which means no posts for awhile, but lots of exciting new ones when I get back. Have great weeks all!