Car Stars and Raised Bars: Let's Hear it for Team Tangerine

I have two posts with "orange you glad" in the title.  Which, in my opinion, is two too many.  Today I'm making up for it by subbing in tangerines.  Plus a whole orchard -- or perhaps I should say body shop -- full of color in this Gear Cred charm bracelet and earrings.  

Gear Cred Charm Bracelet

Gear Cred Earrings

Granted, these charmers aren't the kind of thing that you'd normally see on a lady mechanic -- at least not while she's working.  She wouldn't want to get them wrapped around the axle or lose them under the hood or whatever.  But what she wears when hitting the town is fair game . . . not to mention her business.  

Just like whom Charlize Theron as Charlotte Field dates is her business.

See what I did there?

I'd so wanted to see Long Shot in the theater.  Theron as super serious Secretary of State and Seth Rogen as her goofy speech writer presented a premise ripe for ridiculousness and hilarious hijinks.    But I guess most people didn't agree, because Long Shot was booted off the marquee within two weeks.  No matter.  It was just the thing to tune into On Demand for some late night crafting.  Now, it wasn't as funny as I'd anticipated -- but it was more romantic than I'd hoped to expect.  You see, Charlotte's always on team underdog, both when lobbying to save the environment and -- yes friends, this is where is gets sappy -- for the happiness of her heart.  And Rogen's Fred, a neon windbreaker-wearing, freshly unemployed journalist who speaks before he thinks, is about as downtrodden as they come.  Still, he has a superpower: getting Charlotte to reconnect with that idealistic sixteen-year-old he once knew.  Which is no small task considering that she's a presidential hopeful whose every word and eye twitch are dissected.  

Do these star-crossed lovers face challenges?  For sure.  Does Charlotte's right-hand woman hate Fred?  Like Guy Fieri hates low cal dressing.  Is it weird that Charlotte used to babysit Fred?  As weird as Guy Fieri eating low cal dressing.  (Fieri, by the way, makes a quasi-cameo as a dating don't.)  Do Charlotte and Fred find a way around it all and steal each other's hearts as well as those of the American people?

I think you know the answer to that one.  

That said, here's to strong women.  The kind who fix cars and run countries and fight for love found in unlikely places.  

And who buy orange juice instead of squeezing it.

Although for the record, if given the choice between rebuilding a carburetor, climbing Capitol Hill, or eking out some OJ, I'd reach for the juicer.

Movie Moment: Young Adult

January is not a time for happy movies.  When the bf and I hit the theater to see Young Adult last Friday night, it was thronged with people who had turned out for the horror flick The Devil Inside (not to be confused with the upbeat INXS hit of the same name).  

But I'm not here to talk about that movie (thankfully). 

Young Adult is the story of 37-year-old failed young adult fiction ghostwriter and recent divorcee Mavis Gary (Charlize Theron).  Suffering from (the beginnings of?) alcoholism and depression, Mavis takes one last greedy grab at happiness by returning to her one-horse Minnesota hometown to stalk her high school boyfriend, Buddy Slade (Patrick Wilson), who is now married with a baby.  So things are pretty bleak, right down to Mavis's seedy Minneapolis apartment, nearly empty closet, and take-no-prisoners bitchiness.  Mavis is the kind of woman who wears sweats to Macy's and no-holds-barred-cleavage-baring dresses to brightly lit sports bars.  She also has the nasty habit of pulling out her hair, a problem she masks by wearing hair extensions.

Mavis is in a bar plotting her next move with Buddy when she runs into ex-classmate Matt Freehauf (Patton Oswalt).  (I'd like to interject that I've always found Oswalt's "King of Queens" character Spence to be sensitive and endearing and thought that Doug and Co. were far too hard on him.  Now back to the discussion at hand.)  Mavis, having been of the in crowd elite, doesn't immediately recognize him but ends up exclaiming (something along the lines of), "Hey, you're that hate crime guy!", her eyes traveling to the cane propped next to his barstool.  Matt then relays how he was beaten and left for dead by the football team (I think) because they thought he was gay, the effects of which permanently damaged his nether regions.  Thawed by this icebreaker, Mavis reveals her plans to win Buddy back, much to Matt's disgust. 

As one may predict, it's a disgust that's well-founded.  Although receptive to meeting Mavis, Buddy is clearly discomfited by her return.  Even Mavis's parents don't know what to say when she retreats to her childhood bedroom and dons Buddy's old sweatshirt.  (By the way, what's with these movies where parents leave their grown kids' bedrooms creepily untouched?  I don't know about you, but my old room has long since been stripped of its unicorn figurines.)  Yet as Mavis grows more and more distant from the people who, as she puts it, "knew her at her best," she and Matt nurse a tenuous friendship.

A few words about Buddy.  He's obviously meant to be a good guy and comes out looking even better than I suspect he should when stacked against Mavis's machinations.  But he does a few things that he shouldn't, revealing Mavis to be vulnerable and, dare I say, sympathetic.  She's a modern-day Blanche Dubois, delusional and damaged, gorgeous and glamorous, and desperately trying to hang on to a time that has moved on without her.  She's not the cheerleader who married her high school sweetheart and got all fat and happy.  But she's not the big-city success story, either.  She's a ghostwriter for a teen series that's outgrown itself, a byline-less novelist living through her characters in hopes of achieving greatness.

As I hinted at this post's beginning, Young Adult isn't a feel good movie.  (Cue the ladies a few rows ahead of us who screeched, "That's it?!" as the credits rolled.)  But it's a good movie and one worth seeing.  Theron and Oswalt shine as outcasts from opposite sides of the social spectrum, and the nebulous ending makes a kind of sad perfect sense.