The Locust - The Peel Sessions (2010)

1. How To Become A Virgin
2. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office
3. Kill Roger Hedgecock
4. Straight From The Horses Mouth
5. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
6. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
7. Cattle Mutilation
8. Perils Of Believing In Round Squares
9. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
10. Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees
11. Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
12. Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
13. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
14. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
15. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
16. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys

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The Locust - Plague Soundscapes (2003)

1. Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
2. Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
3. Solar Panel Asses
4. Live From The Russian Compound
5. Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
6. Wet Dream War Machine
7. Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
8. Who Wants a Dose Of the Clap?
9. Teenage Mustache
10. How to Become A Virgin
11. Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
12. Late For a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet
13. File Under 'Soft Core Seizures
14. Practiced Hatred
15. Psst! Is That a Halfie In Your Pants?
16. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You In His Office
17. Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears
18. Can We Please Get Another Nail in The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
19. Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
20. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
21. Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
22. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Disease Get Out Of My Bed
23. Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes

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