Showing posts with label John Carpenter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Carpenter. Show all posts

Thursday, March 16, 2017

VIDEO REVIEW: Dark Star

Thursday, March 2, 2017

VIDEO REVIEW: Assault on Precinct 13

Thursday, October 17, 2013

REVIEW: Big Trouble in Little China


Big Trouble in Little China
Director: John Carpenter
Year 1986

Big Trouble in Little China is a wild genre hybrid that is a whole hell of a lot of fun. Directed by the legendary horror filmmaker John Carpenter and starring the ridiculously charismatic Kurt Russell, this action adventure barrels headlong into cinematic bliss with an overabundance of character, wonder, and genuine laughs. Tremendously self-aware of its indulgent nature for Chinese mythology and the imaginative imagery that comes with it, Big Trouble in Little China sets the gold standard for all adventure romps, especially ones that put fun in the forefront.

The film follows truck driver Jack Burton, the self proclaimed badass, as he suddenly finds himself mixed up in a centuries-old supernatural war between good and evil. After the kidnapping of his friend Wang Chi's fiancee by the hands of Chinese slave traders, Jack agrees to track down the group responsible, but ends up running afoul of an ancient sorcerer named Lo Pan and his unsavory legions of mystical warriors and unsightly beasts, who have other ideas for Wang's beloved. With the odds against them, Jack and Wang along with the help of a rag tag group of unlikely friends, storm the underground labyrinths of Lo Pan's secret lair in hopes to save Wang's fiancee and bring down the apparently immortal sorcerer.


Kurt Russell takes on the iconic role of Jack Burton and like his portrayal of Snake Plissken in Escape from New York, he simply owns the character. Hot tempered, quick witted, and extremely scene stealing, Russell gives Jack Burton that added charismatic depth which propels this vividly portrayed character into instant classic status. A cult figure for the ages, Jack Burton is as brash as they come and Russell defines the actions of this loudmouth braggart to perfection. This film wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable as it is without the presence of Russell's expert timing and cool as hell personality. If there is anything that the world needs more of, it is Kurt Russell, and his performance in Big Trouble in Little China is one for the ages.

Supporting Russell's excellent performance is an equally enthralling display by an extremely gifted cast of character actors. Kim Cattrall takes on the role of Gracie Law, a nosey investigative reporter who finds herself way over her head when taking on Lo Pan and company. Cattrall is wonderfully sassy in the role and she's never looked better. Legendary character actor Victor Wong plays the role of Egg Shen, the elderly but fully capable wizard who has waged a life-long battle against the forces of evil. Wong is such an inspiration in this role as he chews the scenery up every time he appears on screen. His performance is so compelling and especially genuine. Another heavy hitter is James Hong as the infamous David Lo Pan, the centuries-old sorcerer with a penchant for girls with green eyes. Hong has a lot of heavy lifting to do in this duel role, for he plays both the old and young version of Lo Pan. Each iteration of the sorcerer is demanding in itself, and the makeup effects and character designs for his various looks are extremely vivid and outlandishly game-changing. Last but definitely not least is Dennis Dun as he takes on the memorable role of Wang Chi. I've always enjoyed Dun's work be it his scene-stealing performance in Prince of Darkness or his contributions to The Last Emperor, but in Big Trouble in Little China he over-shines both roles. He's a sadly under-appreciated actor, but in my eyes he's reached cult status and with good reason.


With a cast like that, how could you go wrong, and John Carpenter makes good use of their multiple talents. The action is fierce and the banter between characters is even more engaging, emphasizing greatly that this film is all about an abundance of fun. From the martial arts action to the over the top mythical and mystical elements of the script, Carpenter throws everything he has at his audience, all in the name of entertainment. The end result of all of this over-indulgence is a rip-roaring thrill ride that never worries about going off the rails, but rather delights in the unusual and unexpected. As Carpenter delves deeper into the otherworldly elements of Chinese lore, he ramps up the fun factor of the flick, introducing one wild character after another until we're knee deep in some of the most fascinating of ensemble casts.

The name of the game here is adventure, and Big Trouble in Little China has that in copious quantities. Elemental warriors, kung-fu soldiers, a wild beast-man, and a floating head with multiple eyeballs are just some of the weird and wild characters that you'll come across in this flick. Designed in unique and unorthodox ways, Carpenter has pulled from a large iconic pool of cult imagery throughout Asian cinema and has crafted something that is full-on fantasy with a Carpenter twist, and it gels to perfection. Combined with his impeccable anamorphic lens and distinct atmospheric soundtrack, Carpenter has crafted a genre mash-up for the ages. Its got action, comedy, adventure and a little bit of romance, but what really helps it all propel into classic status is the outstanding cast of character actors that truly bring it all to life.


Big Trouble in Little China is truly a classic film. Never shying away from its ridiculous premise, the production relishes in the absurd and otherworldly. Mythologies and ancient lore collide in a cornucopia of vividly portrayed characters and mythical beasts, making for a film that never truly stops entertaining until the credits finally begin to crawl. Told in the most expressive of ways, Carpenter relies on the validity of his actors and their outstanding performances to craft the genuine nature of the story. Kurt Russell is the epitome of cool in the iconic role of Jack Burton, while Dennis Dun, Kim Cattrall, Victor Wong, James Hong, and the rest of the cast come right in step to compliment the film's abundant style.

Without a doubt, it is the film's expertly balanced combination of eye catching imagery, astounding atmospheric locations, and tremendously executed effects that really take it over the top in quality and presentation. Topped off with John Carpenter's own original and typically engrossing score for the film and you've got yourself a recipe for a cult classic. Big Trouble in Little China wears its heart on its sleeve and it is a love letter to China's ancient lore and storied cinematic past. Extremely enjoyable and fun to the last, Big Trouble in Little China is a cut above the rest in almost every department. If you're searching for a film that truly takes you on an unexpected adventure, then you owe it to yourself to hunt down this most treasured flick. Big Trouble in Little China is.....


Quit showing off Egg.

These guys are just too cool for school.

The Three Amigos!

Come to Butthead.

Kurt Russell is a god!

Egg is even captivating when he eats.

You ok over there little buddy?

Kurt Russell can get a little too forceful with the piggy-back rides.

Hey! Your gun is bigger than mine!

That's no gun.... This is a GUN!

Lo Pan is a straight pimp.

What do you think Egg? There sure are a lot of ugly people in the audience today.

BARF!

This dude just plain kicks ass!

Lo Pan is a Jedi? No way!

It was just then that Kurt realized he was deathly afraid of golden buddha statues.

It's time to blow this popsicle-stand.... Literally!

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

REVIEW: Prince of Darkness



Prince of Darkness
Director: John Carpenter
Year 1987

Prince of Darkness is a highly atmospheric horror film directed by the master of genre flicks, John Carpenter. Following the cult success of his prior directorial effort, Big Trouble in Little China, Carpenter delves back into his horror roots to unearth a frightening spectacle that is as thought-provoking as it is moody and surreal. Knee deep in foreboding doom and filled to the brim with an all-star cast of character actors, this late 80's entry really packs a punch. Consumed in apocalyptic tones and oozing that trademark Carpenter style, Prince of Darkness is a sorely under-appreciated horror film that delivers an engaging storyline, which should please anyone out there that likes their horrors crafted with genuine feel and unabashed heart.

The film begins with a local priest stumbling onto an unusual vile of green liquid in the basement of an abandoned Los Angeles church. Sensing an evil presence within the vile and fearing the worst, the priest enlists the help of Professor Howard Birack and his team of colleagues and graduate students to investigate the archaic relic. Once there the team begins to experience all sorts of unexplainable phenomenon which only seems to strengthen the longer they stay on the grounds of the monastery. With a malevolent presence consuming the lives of each of the researchers and an ancient evil beginning to breach itself into the world of the living, could this spell the end of the world for mankind or is this just a new beginning?


When it comes to an all-star cast, Prince of Darkness definitely takes the cake. The legendary Donald Pleasence embodies the role of the central priest character and he simply nails it in the doom and gloom department. His prophetic descriptions of an ancient evil or Anti-God is chilling and his presence in this film is essential in relaying to the audience that the events that are taking place in this movie are not to be taken lightly. The same can be said for Victor Wong, who plays the role of Prof. Howard Birack. He is equally fervent in his delivery and when the two share screen time together the film literally hits an authentic pitch that solidifies the severity of the situation at hand. It's amazing to see two of John Carpenter's most memorable characters like Pleasence, who played Dr. Loomis in Halloween, and Victor Wong, who played Egg Shen in Big Trouble in Little China, and to see them together in the same film is just pure cinematic bliss. If there was ever a foundation for this movie to stand on, it would be the performances made by these two absolutely engaging actors.

As for the rest of the cast, Carpenter spared no expense in keeping the quality consistent across the board. Among the long list of actors in this film, the real standouts are Lisa Blount as Catherine Danforth, Jameson Parker as Brian Marsh, Dennis Dun as Walter, Peter Jason as Dr. Paul Leahy, and Jessie Lawrence Ferguson as Calder. Everyone does a tremendous individual job with putting life into the picture, but it is the collaborative effort of the combined cast that really interjects a sense of purpose and authenticity to the production. From Blount's vulnerable and innocent young Catherine, to Parker's headstrong and capable Brian, to Dun's quirky and quick-tongued Walter, the cast is a cohesive force to be reckoned with. The best way to describe their function would be to compare them to the cast of The Night of the Living Dead. In that film, the cast consisted of stand-out performances and characters across the board which gelled so well together to form one single-minded surviving unit, that you felt apart of the struggle. In Prince of Darkness, you get that same feeling of being a part of the team and fending off the evil as it begins to take down each member one by one, and that is a tremendous asset for a film to have.


Another one of the long list of assets that Prince of Darkness has going for it is John Carpenter's impeccable ability to gradually build the tension as the movie moves along. These are especially prevalent during the many disposition moments of the film, where we begin to figure out what is going on inside this church by gathering the bits and pieces of knowledge that each character uncovers as they delve into the mystery of the liquid filled glass vile. Carpenter also uses a genuinely masterful visual mechanism in the form of visions of the future, which slowly begin to appear in small fragments, gradually revealing more and more of the mystery as the film nears its apocalyptic conclusion. The tension in these moments are quite effective, giving a tantalizing taste of what's to come, while simultaneously making us question the very nature of the film.

Of course with this being a horror movie, and a John Carpenter one to boot, you know there are going to be some wildly demented imagery in the mix and some insanely enjoyable situations to revel in. One of the most interesting aspects of this production is that it is a strange brew of religion and science fiction, with a zombie twist. Like a page straight out of Invasion of the Body Snatchers or The Exorcist, the main villains of this movie are ordinary people, yet changed and deformed by the effects of this evil entity that is narrowing the gap between its world and ours. Initially the derelicts and vagrants residing around the church are first affected by the malevolent presence, then it soon spreads to the research team as the vile of liquid makes contact and then infects the rest of the crew. The overall theme of the film is, at its core, good versus evil, and through the presence of Donald Pleasence's priest character, you have an overwhelming notion that this is a spiritual war with God and Satan at the forefront. In a sense this is the essential premise of the movie, but Carpenter switches the formula up a bit and adds a futurist element into the mix in the form of a visual warning from the future. Add onto that the tried and true premise of a zombie survival horror flick and you've got yourself one hell of an original story while at the same time making for one devilishly good time at the movies.


Prince of Darkness is a wonderful Carpenter vehicle and the collaborative effort between the cast of characters and their essential roles in the film are perfectly executed and tremendously balanced. Donald Pleasence and Victor Wong simply knock their performances out of the park, while Lisa Blount, Jameson Parker and Dennis Dun leaving a lasting impression that really amplifies the enjoyability factor of this horror gem. Even Alice Cooper turns out an unforgettable performance as a homeless murderer.

In true Carpenter fashion, the atmosphere of the production is palpable, bringing about a heightened sense of believability to this otherworldly haunting opus that grabs you the minute the film begins to roll. With its motley assortment of genre staples, sci-fi elements, possession antics, heaven and hell parallels, and downright zombie-filled goodness, Prince of Darkness is an underrated Carpenter effort that truly deserves a wider and more appreciative audience. It's right on par with the rest of his horror-tinged classics and it's probably one of his most foreboding films to date, so check it out! This flick is.....


How romantic.

Alice Cooper.... you dirtbag!

What is this? The Breakfast Club sequel?

Ewwwwww!

Computers before internet porn was invented. So sad.

Don't drink that shit!

Something kinky's going down now.

It's time for Daddy Pleasence's story time. Yippie!

Put down the spit-wad! Nobody has to get hurt!

Don't cry... you don't look that bad.

This guy has got a splitting headache.

Looks like someone is ready for baseball tryouts.

Don't go into the light!

Get some rest. You need your beauty sleep.

Way to get ahead douchebag.

Well someone is all smiles.

Pleasence is the..... Decapitator!

Come on over Tim Curry.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

REVIEW: Vampires

Vampires
Director: John Carpenter
Year 1998

Vampires is an extremely satisfying horror film that gives us gore, violence, vicious vamps, and a protagonist who is the very definition of badass. Born from the creative mind of John Carpenter and crafted in that iconic style that the director is known for, the movie oozes coolness from every inch of its frame. With its penchant for vulgarity and hyper stylized brutality, Carpenter introduces a new spin on the vampire genre which gives a plethora of twists and turns to the tried and true lore of these fantastically creepy creatures, while at the same time remaining true to the overall trademarks that have allowed these legendary movie monsters to survive throughout the years. Saddle up padre! It’s time to hunt some vamps!

The film follows a vampire hunter by the name of Jack Crow, who after his entire team is slaughtered, sets out on a suicide mission to destroy the master vampire Valek, the one who started it all. Accompanied by one surviving member of his team, an infected prostitute, and a wet behind the ears priest, Crow must race against time to retrieve an ancient relic called the Cross of Berseires, an item that if possessed by Valek will grant him with unstoppable power. With the odds stacked against them and an army of vampires gunning for their jugulars, Jack Crow and company embark on a blood-filled journey with one goal in mind, to kill every last godless son of a bitch before nightfall comes. Get ready because the blood confrontation of the ages is about to begin.

James Woods plays the iconic role of Jack Crow, the highly capable vampire killer with the mouth of a sailor. Woods is tremendously remarkable in the role, making for one of the most memorable and entertaining characters in recent horror history. His portrayal of the jaded hero is enjoyable to say the least, and his rough and rude disposition is an essential core element in why this movie is so much damn fun to watch play out. I’ve always been a fan of Woods’ large body of work, but in Vampires he is absolutely fabulous and exceptionally badass. Unlike Carpenter’s other legendary imagined characters who each had badass qualities to them but expressed them in a more cool and calm manner, Woods’ performance with Jack Crow is something of a manic wonder as it showcases Jack as a cold-hearted and bloodthirsty lunatic bent on destroying every last vampire on earth. He’s as harsh to his friends as he is to his enemies and that makes him a rather engaging anti-hero, one that is deadly serious and stuck on a path for revenge, all the while being a hot-headed asshole. On top of this overbearing hatred for the vampire species, Woods also allows a witty and twisted sense of humor to resonate within his performance. He’s got charisma to last and his presence in this film is something of a revelation.
 
The rest of the cast, though overshadowed by Woods’ rabid persistence, do a commendable job with their respective roles. Daniel Baldwin takes on the role of Anthony Montoya, the surviving member of Crow’s team and a wingman of sorts to his leadership role. While not the best actor in the world, Baldwin gives a tremendously sympathetic performance that brings a good amount of heart and depth to the film. Tim Guinee makes a surprise turn as Father Adam Guiteau, a timid and passive priest that transforms into a badass servant of god when put to the test. Tim may come into the film with a low-key performance, but as the movie comes closer to the closing credits he becomes something of a hypnotic force as he reemerges as a vampire hunter worthy to be named equal to Jack Crow. I found the growth of his character to be rather entertaining and I love how Guinee just fills the character out and brings him to life. Last but not least is Sheryl Lee who plays the role of Katrina the infected prostitute. She does a decent job with the lady of the night character, but she doesn’t really become intriguing until she is bitten by Valek and begins slowly transforming into a monster. Her seizure like movements during the second half of the movie can be quite unsettling and even annoying, aside from a few jiggly bits that are always appreciated, but the ultimate effect makes it perfectly clear that she is painfully transforming into something else entirely.

When it comes to intimidating vampires, you can’t get much better than Thomas Ian Griffith’s portrayal of Valek. Looking like Trent Reznor on crack, Griffith infuses his character with a formidable look that blends both the romanticized interpretations from vampire lore and combines that with the savage nature that these beasts convey within the film that Carpenter has created. The make-up effects and overall design of his character is subtle yet effective, and the rest of the vampire cast is as equally intimidating. Draped in black, with steely glares and blood drenched lips, the vampires in this film are quite interesting and visually stunning. This also goes hand in hand with the wonderful effects work that showcases the brutal way in which these creatures deal out death. Just to give you an idea on the type of grotesque things that we’re privy to seeing in this film, I’ll name a few key gore moments that really stood out after viewing. There is an amazingly produced torso splitting that showcases one of the vampire hunters getting sliced in two, a plethora of decapitations, a slew of impalements featuring penetrated skulls and staked hearts, and a handful of moments where we get to see the nasty effects that the sun has on these creatures of the night. Needless to say the film has its fair share of effects work cut out for it and each case is respectably pulled off to impact the splendor of the moment and add that essential sense of awesomeness.

What I loved most about this film though, is that at its heart it is a John Carpenter movie through and through. From the well crafted characters, to the exceptionally atmospheric world, to the outstanding and masterfully composed original score, this film just oozes that haunting Carpenter charm. Crafting itself in the same vein as Robert Rodriguez’s 1996 genre mash-up From Dusk Till Dawn and applying Carpenter’s sensibilities into the entire production, the film transforms into a pleasant hybrid that both pays homage to the modern horror efforts of the time while still maintaining that iconic visual sense that Carpenter is heralded for. There is just a badass quality to the way the film is presented and you can’t help but be swept up in the cool nature of it all. It’s vile, abrasive, unapologetic, and downright nasty and that’s just the way I like my horror flicks.

John Carpenter’s Vampires is a trip down badass lane. There is a tremendous sense of energy to the production, brought on mostly by James Woods’ wonderful portrayal of the heartless and mean-spirited Jack Crow, the go to guy when you need someone to take down a few blood sucking freaks. Woods and his manic performance is one for the ages, and his counterparts Daniel Baldwin, Tim Guinee, and Sheryl Lee do a great job in fleshing out the feel of the cast and balancing out the spirited performance of Mr. Woods. Thomas Ian Griffith’s performance is also another standout of the film, providing a perfect villain for Jack Crow to battle with during the climax of the movie.
 
With a beautiful color palette and an atmospheric musical score, the film is often at times breathtaking, but most importantly the movie is magnificently and fully realized as both a genuine believable story and a fictional work of art. The entertainment value that comes with the large amounts of gore, the excessive violence, and the bone-chilling creature effects, are through the roof outstanding and the dialogue between the characters are deliciously crass and without a doubt a highlight of the production. Saturated in a rustic, grunge induced stooper, the film world that Carpenter has set up is steep in dirt and grime, which makes the realm that this movie inhabits that much more visceral and raw. If you’re looking for a kick ass vampire film to satisfy your horror appetite or you’re just wondering what a John Carpenter vampire movie would look like, give this one a go. I promise you won’t be disappointed. This flick is…..

Say CHEESE!

This dude must have a splitting headache. Yuk Yuk.

Hang in there darling.

Oh what a feeling.... when you're dancing on the ceiling.

Holy shit that's brutal!

Please hammer don't hurt em.

Now that was one hell of a party!

Stop sleeping in the earth.... DIRTBAGS!

Be very quiet.... Daniel Baldwin is hunting a sexy ass.

Get that cross out of my face shithead!

It's one of those good old fashioned vampire barbecues.

This movie is a real SCORCHER!

Looking cool padre.

Messy baby.

James Woods' nuts roasting on an open fire.

Trent Reznor is PISSED!

James Woods really likes to show off his cross.

Who's gonna clean this shit up?