Laying in bed with Naia. I give her a hug and tell her I love her. "You smell nasty. You need to take a bath."
Eaden: "I'm going to use my magic powers and turn you into a pig."
Naia: "No! No! (thinking it's really going to happen) I want to be a horse."
Me: "Is taven in the room with y'all?"
Eaden: "Yeah but we put him in the closet. He's being good in there."
Scene: We all watch Naia pee on the floor for a good 30 seconds.
Me: "Naia! Uggh! You're sick! (yes, I know this was not nice of me to say)
Naia: "No, I don't want to be sick!"
Eaden: "You're not sick Naia. Your bottom is sick."
Naia: "No, I don't want to be sick!"
Eaden: "No, your BOTTOM is sick! It's always sleeping."
This morning I thought I heard Eaden say "I want my clothes off."
Me: "No! We're not taking our clothes off today!"
Eaden: No! I want my clothes ON!"
Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!
Eaden was mad at Naia.
Eaden: "I'm going to barbeque you Naia!
Me: "What does that mean Eaden?"
Eaden: "I don't know."
Me: "Naia put some clothes on. We're going outside to do a craft."
Naia: "What crap?"
Eaden talking to Naia in her demanding tone: "Get the love potion! Get it love potion girl!"
Eaden: "Close the portal Naia" (the window drapes).
Me: "Y'all need to find the ball to the jacks."
Naia: "Maybe it's in outer space."
Eaden: "Yeah, the aliens ate it."
Eaden: "We have to get off of this planet before we get cooked!"