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Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Fairy life sucks

 


                                                                         Fairy life

Sleep sweet fairy? Really? 

I am a man fairy, a guy who slogs through life, miserable at every minute of it.

While all those cutie flower fairies are curled up in their teacup flowers, here I am trudging along, guarding them from some unknown terror. Like anyone is going to attack our little piece of unreal heaven in the middle of the night.

What did I do before? I used to be a fairy who crafted little stuff. You need a box? I can do that. Just give me a walnut, and it's done.

But when age shut that down, well, here I am, just a bent over old fairy with crumbling wings, cursing every step.

 

Fireflies light up the forest at night.
                                                                         Fireflies

Life sucks. So here I am...chasing after blinking bugs in the middle of the night.

Catching lightning bugs to blink-blink-blink a bumpy path? That is a life no one never ever should have to do. Those damn bugs have no brains. Their only gift to the fairy world is their shiny butts. They die at the end of night, new bugs pop out and I, a former artisan in fairy art, have to catch 'em, lock 'em up. Mindless buggers.

When the sun comes up, those damn flower fairies will practice their songs. I'll head on to my shabby home, where my old fairy wife will make my life hell. 

Thank you, dear Fairy Goddess, for the fairy nectar fermenting into a healing liquid in my dreary house.

 
I need every drop.


                                                              old fairy couple

I wrote another fairy story, using Wednesday Words as the base, back in 2017.  This is one I never published, from 2020.

Earlier "Fairy in Mud Hell" can be found thecontemplativecat.blogspot.com . 

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Paul Harvey: God made the farmer.

 

I grew up on a farm.  My dad and brothers were these people, ones who did all that farming required.  

Farmers are precious beings.  They bring food to your table and to the world.  

God made the Farmer.