Is Rap As Crappy As I Think It Is. Lil Wayne. Worse That Polka.

Every generation hates the younger generation's music. I guess it's a tradition.

But most rap sucks. I like some rap, like Snoop. And some other stuff*. I have it on my Ipod. But a lot of the other stuff? It's awful!

Lil Wayne? Have you heard this nonsense? It's just terrible. I'm not saying it's offensive or "I don't get it" or anything like that. It's just terrible, terrible music. If you can even call it music.

You couldn't get a hippie off of the street in the 60's and put him in a rock band without anyone noticing but I swear that you could get a homeless guy and make him a rap star and nobody would notice. "Hey that guy's great!"

And maybe it's just that people like to hear rap for rap - like it's people talking to music but it really shouldn't be categorized as music. Can't it be in the spoken word category?

And don't EVEN try to say I'm racist. I love R & B. And I LOVE Funk. Most rap just sucks it.

If you don't believe me, check out one of the top rap stars. Please explain the talent to me after you hear this.

*I forget the name of it right now but...

Obama Calling Kanye West A Jackass.

In case you didn't hear Obama calling Jackass Kanye West a Jackass - here it is:

I'm On A Boat. Andy Samberg And T-Pain. Boat Excitement.

This Andy Samberg video just cracks me up. But ....it is pretty exciting to be on a boat and all. Then you stop, reflect and realize that maybe that this video wasn't intended to be funny.

Maybe I'm just confused. You know......because I'm excited about being on a boat and everything.

Chester County Blogger Inspired By Jelly On Biscuit.

I just had a a biscuit with jelly on it. While I was eating it, I started thinking about jelly donuts. Then I thought..what would it be like if I were in a big ole' jelly donut costume and I was doing some freestyle rap?

Then, sadly - I went to the Youtube and found out it's already been done. Oh well. If I were a freestyle rappin jelly donut this is close to how I would do it.

Can You Believe What Happened On TV Last Night?

So was the world, gathered around their TV sets last night asking the same question that I was?

How the hell did this tubby from Teen Wolf (standing behind Michael J. Fox) run down the basketball court more than once without fainting?



See what I did there? You thought I was going to mention the Grammy Awards, then all of a sudden I sneak in a question about Teen Wolf that was also on TV last night. I got you there didn't I?

I did watch a bit of the Grammy Awards but that freestyle rap nonsense* is something I can't take. Seriously, I'm convinced they could pull any homeless dude off of the street and he could babble the same junk on stage and nobody would know the difference.

Do we all at least agree on that?

*The absolute worst is that dope Kanye West.

Idiot Kanye West Arrested At LAX

Kanye West doesn't like paparazzi. This dope picked the worst day to be a dick at an airport - Sept. 11. To read the CCN story and see video of him smashing the camera of the paparazzi, click here.

Let's Get Your Office Dancing With The Telletubbies Mashup

I'm asking all to do the following:


1) Using rope or wire, tie your laptop up and attach it to your neck (ala' Flavor Flav with big ole clock)
2) Announce to coworkers, "Is everyone ready?"
3) When someone asks, "Ready for what?" You say, "I can't hear you"
4) Don't be startled - they'll then louder ask, "Ready for what?"
5) Hit play (below) and say, "For this" . Then parade around your office while dancing: