West Whiteland Moving Truck Nonsense
Jokes on the road should be illegal*. I snapped this picture in West Whiteland the other day. It's a moving truck with the image of a guy waving, decaled on the back. Do you think that old people ever see this moving truck and this happens:
Edna: Oh my God Ernie, that young man's gonna fall out of that truck!
Ernie: What? Hey he can't do that!
Edna: You better stop at a phone booth to call the 911.
Ernie: (leaning out window) HEY YOU. ENOUGH OF THE HORSE PLAY!
Edna: Don't taunt him. He might have a knife.
Ernie: Knife-smife. That guy is creating a hazard on the road. PULL OVER!
Edna: Oh my God he's stopping.
Ernie: That smart aleck is smiling. What's he smiling at?
Edna: Oh my God he's probably selling something. ERNIE DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!
*One time I was driving down the road and glanced over at a truck and there was a rubber leg hanging out as "a joke". I swear my heart almost stopped.