Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
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Showing posts with label jamwall. Show all posts
Wanted: Legs.
While not TBDOA per se, this legless ottoman certainly qualifies under TBDOA-like phenomena. I felt such guilt resting my tired dogs on the back of this quadruple amputee in Minneapolis.
I asked Jamwall for a random word ...
then I googled it, paired with the words "teddy bear".
He said "sea horse."
After a few more unsuccessful words, we hit the jackpot with "Neighbor Bob":
Jamwall made me do it.
He asked me to Google colostomy bag teddy bear because, he said (with a laugh), "as if there would be such a thing!"
[Related Topic]: Suck on this, kid!!
My bridal gown
Jamwall and I are getting married sometime soon, and we were hoping to dress in TBDOA gear, as shown here. What do you think?
Horror ... on a shoestring
Jamwall and I went thrifting/TBDOA-spotting in separate cities throughout the summer, and documented our discovered abominations via long-distance text message. Here is a sampling:
I'm humid with fear.
Jamwall and I spotted these beauties at a little place called Hell and Beyond. I think they moisten you ... while taunting your soul and making you feel like you are being consumed from the inside by nibbling worms!!!!
3 heavenly pussies
Jamwall has sent me the opportunity to start my very own collection of pussy angels! I can't believe how adorable they are. One almost don't feel damned when one looks into their sweet little eyes.
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