Betrayed! Et tu, new-found friend?!?!?!?!?

My new-to-TBDOA friend Marty sent me the following:

Only afterwards did she confess that she had bought TWO of them for her daughters! Ohhhh whyyyy, heavenly hosts, why?!?!

Happy birthday, enabler.

My friend K, whose birthday is today, has this TBDOA-like freak-toy on her teacher cart. It's a bear-slash-possibly-a-monkey, dressed in Red Sox gear. Oh my darling K, this is so not right. Why must you succumb to TBDOA? Et tu, K? Et tu?!?!?!?!