Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
Showing posts with label frogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label frogs. Show all posts
Again with the frogs. WTF is up with all the frogs?!?!?! [Part 2]
OK, this last one is not a frog,
but I thought you needed to see.
Again with the frogs. WTF is up with all the frogs?!?!?!
I'm going to start a separarte blog just for babies and animals dressed as frogs. It is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
I'm humid with fear.
Jamwall and I spotted these beauties at a little place called Hell and Beyond. I think they moisten you ... while taunting your soul and making you feel like you are being consumed from the inside by nibbling worms!!!!
Armageddon is Nigh!
On my recent trip to New York City, I spotted something rather disturbing in a shop window. Ever on the lookout for signs of the Apocalypse, I snapped a few quick photos to document the demise of all that is good and whole in this world. I speak, of course, of the dressing of teddy bears as other animals. It seems, now, that the trend does not stop at teddy bears. Now, non-animals are subject to the same cruelty. Just what the f*** is a MonChhiChi?!?! It's not a hedgehog, not a monkey ... what the hell is it?!? Regardless of what it is, apparently it isn't enough just to be one; no ... it must also be dressed as a frog, a duck, or some other animal. What is happening to us? Don't stare for too long at the pictures. If you can, make a pinhole camera for viewing.
Directions for making pinhole camera.
Documented evidence of impending Apocalypse:
Not dressed fully in other animals' pelts, but still a fur-lined coat!
Still not good!
It Begins
I don’t understand stuffed animals dressed as other animals. It’s creepy and perverted. Today at Starbucks (yes, I support this behemoth, so what?) I saw a whole basket of bears wearing frog costumes. I’ve also come across bears dressed up as bumblebees, ladybugs, ducks, and rabbits. Don't even get me started on bear vegetables, or we'll be here all night. What is that all about? Isn’t it enough just to carry a stuffed bear?!? Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
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