I'm a tad late posting this horror I spotted at the Godiva store in NYC (Grand Central) back when Jammie and I met for Spankfest 2008; but I can't wait a whole year to post it next Easter. You need to know NOW. Isn't it horrible?
Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
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Betrayed! Et tu, new-found friend?!?!?!?!?
My new-to-TBDOA friend Marty sent me the following:
Only afterwards did she confess that she had bought TWO of them for her daughters! Ohhhh whyyyy, heavenly hosts, why?!?!
Back to Basics
Let's take a few moments to remind ourselves of the horrors that started this blog in the first place:
Alert Reader Spots TDBOA
Shirlsd spooted this scary item at work.
She says:
a coworker shared this (attached). Left at his keyboard in his cube ... Mystery gift giver. Turns out - it was a reject toy for the "kids day" we had at work yesterday. (Thought to be too creepy for the kids.)That shit ain't right!!!
I Can't Bear It
The reason for taking pictures will now be revealed. In the past, I may have mentioned a particular pet peeve of mine. See if you can guess what it might be, from looking at the following photos:
This weekend, I found myself in a well-known baby item store. While there, I wandered into the toy section to look around. It was manned (or should I say monkeyed?) by this fierce-looking but very kind gentleman, who let me take pictures after I mentioned that I know Monkey, whom he seems to remember from some sort of camp. He wouldn't elaborate when pressed, even though I offered to let him spend some time in my armpit.
The reason for taking pictures will now be revealed. In the past, I may have mentioned a particular pet peeve of mine. See if you can guess what it might be, from looking at the following photos:
Bear as bee.
Bear as bunny.
Bear as devil.
Bear as ladybug.
Bear as vegetable.
Bear as f---ing candy corn!
Did you figure it out? Good. You are very astute. I hate bears dressed as other things. Why can't a bear just be a bear, dammit? Bears are cute in their own right; they don't need to dress up as other things. I won't rant about it much longer; I've already done so here. But I will continue to post evidence of this perversion as it is revealed to me. Proof that the world is going to hell. Teddy bear hell! Feel free to flood my inbox with photos of the sickness if you see it in your corner of the world. I'll use them next time I go off on this topic. In fact, I think I'll start a whole separate blog about it. That, and dolls that freak me out.
While I'm ranting, how about this: Why would anyone want to dress their little girl like this (below)? Check out these infant items, also at said famous baby store. Do people really want to tell the world that "My baby "R" a hooker?" I don't think so.
I'm OK now. I just needed to get that off my chest. I'll be in the basement with an icepack on my face. Holler if you need me.
It Begins
I don’t understand stuffed animals dressed as other animals. It’s creepy and perverted. Today at Starbucks (yes, I support this behemoth, so what?) I saw a whole basket of bears wearing frog costumes. I’ve also come across bears dressed up as bumblebees, ladybugs, ducks, and rabbits. Don't even get me started on bear vegetables, or we'll be here all night. What is that all about? Isn’t it enough just to carry a stuffed bear?!? Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
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