TBH penguin
TBH seal
TBH unicorn
TBH bear
TBH owl
Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
Showing posts with label bears holding bears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bears holding bears. Show all posts
Honeymoon Jackpot #2: Teddy Bears Holding Other Animals
In addition to dressing up, I have noticed, many teddy bears are displayed holding some other animals. To wit:
1... 2.... 3.... scream
that's a TB Dressed as Piglet.
that's a TB Dressed as Tigger.
Oh, me ... that's a TB Dressed as Eeyore.
that's Pooh, transporting another bear ... probably back to hell.
??????
Find these and other horrors at 123
Ted's Very First Sighting!!!
My friend Ted, who is new to the TBDOA phenomenon, has sent me the following image of despair from his cellphone:
He says that Starbucks is in on the giant conspiracy/obsession. But we knew that, didn't we? Nice work, Ted! You are now a proud member of the apocalypse-spotting league.
Bears of the Apocalypse
Ever since I revealed my sick fascination with Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals, my devout fans have searched the world for evidence of this decline of mankind, and filled my inbox with their photographic evidence. Here is some of the proof I have received:
From DaMasta's cell phone camera:
From DaMasta's cell phone camera:
bear as heart
Monkeys as ballerinas; a subset of TBDOA.
While not a sign of the Apocalypse per se, it is perhaps a sign
of something milder, such as
gastrointestinal angst to come.
Bears dressed in cute outfits holding cute animals.
That is just wrong!
And from
Bear as teacher.
As if we would allow the sinister
brainwashing that would ensue!
Thank you both for your vigilance. Let's all keep our eyes open; the signs are there, you just have to look for them.
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