Seriously, browse the site a bit. You know not what lurks in the deeps of the web, until you peer beneath its glossy surface. Gather together and nurture one another, my children. The end is nigh!!!
Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
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Apocalypse-spotter Pope Terry alerted me to the following Portal to Hell, wherein not only do bears dress up, but they stuff themselves with legumes. What sickness drives the mind of such a bear?!?!?! here are just some of the horrors you will encounter at Beanie Kids:
Seriously, browse the site a bit. You know not what lurks in the deeps of the web, until you peer beneath its glossy surface. Gather together and nurture one another, my children. The end is nigh!!!
Seriously, browse the site a bit. You know not what lurks in the deeps of the web, until you peer beneath its glossy surface. Gather together and nurture one another, my children. The end is nigh!!!
O the Horror
Some astute readers have picked up on my subtle dislike of Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals (TDBOA), and have found examples far and wide throughout their individual corners of Blogland. It is my hope that increased exposure to this perversion will help me to feel OK about it. From looking at these photos, however ... it's unlikely.
Some astute readers have picked up on my subtle dislike of Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals (TDBOA), and have found examples far and wide throughout their individual corners of Blogland. It is my hope that increased exposure to this perversion will help me to feel OK about it. From looking at these photos, however ... it's unlikely.
Miss Kendra sends this specimen. Not too bad; it's just a bear in clothing. Still not right, though. Animals don't need clothing, that's why they have fur.
Cupcake sends this disturbing image of Bears as Wizard of Oz. I will forever dream of the bear-as-tinman, thanks a freaking lot.
Fritz sends this deeply disturbing Bear as Skeleton, which I think is supposed to be a Halloween costume. The portrayal of a bear skeleton as identical to a human skeleton makes me question my roots and those of all of humanity.
Please keep your eyes peeled for further examples of TBDOA and send them to me ASAP!
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