Showing posts with label M.R. James. Show all posts
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Tuesday, 10 March 2026

3 Wyrd Things: Nina Antonia

For '3 Wyrd Things' I ask various creative people whose work I admire to tell us about three oddly, wonderfully, weirdly British things that have been an influence on them and their work:
- a book or author,
- a film or TV show,
- a piece of music or a musician.

Nina Antonia writes about her '3 Wyrd Things' for wyrdbritain.co.uk
Image courtesy of Romi 
This month: Nina Antonia

Nina Antonia is a chronicler of the decadent, a former music journalist renowned for biographies of Johnny Thunders & the New York Dolls.  More recently however, she has gained acclaim for her uncanny authorship, penning articles for that venerable journal of the strange, 'Fortean Times', for which she has written three cover stories.

Her books include 'Incurable' a collection of writings by fin-de-siècle poet Lionel Johnson featuring a biographical introduction by Antonia which 'The Gay & Lesbian Review' described as "gorgeously written", plus occult explorations of Oscar Wilde in 'A Purple Thread: The Supernatural Doom of Oscar Wilde' & 'Dancing With Salomé – Courting the Uncanny with Oscar Wilde & Friends'. 

Lionel Johnson returns in ghostly form in Nina's first novel, 'The Greenwood Faun.' Inspired by Arthur Machen, the novel is a decadent evocation of Pan let loose in Victorian London, originally published by Egaeus Press and now available again in a very limited deluxe edition on the Snuggly Books imprint, PurpleBeardedUncle, with a paperback edition following at the end of April from Snuggly.  She has also contributed strange stories to anthologies published by Swan River Press, Nepenthe Press, Egaeus & Hellebore

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Book

Arthur Machen – ‘The Hill of Dreams’

Though it is a rare occurrence, some books can alter your consciousness if not your life. I cannot remember exactly when David Tibet gave me a copy of ‘The Hill of Dreams’ by Arthur Machen but it was to have a profound effect on my perception of literature and my own isolated journey as an author. It’s unfortunate that the use of the word ‘magical’ has become cheapened by overuse, much like ‘enchantment’ until we forget their transformative and oft precarious essence. Few writers have transcended the page like the mystical Welsh author Arthur Machen (1863 -1947). His work teeters between reality and vision, opening the doorway to an ineffable vista of primal evil, esoteric enticement, ancient magic, arcane secrets, incipient sorcery and disturbing beauty. Machen believed that great literature should induce an ecstatic rapture, intoxication redolent of mythic rites and revelries. To read his work is to drink deep of the wine proffered by Pan. That he was descended from a long line of Welsh clergy is discernible in his portrayal of good and evil and the certainty of the unseen. The wild countryside of Gwent which so enchanted him as a child acted as an initiation into legends of Celtic Lore and the mystery of Roman ruins, themes he would often return to in his writing. He would later describe this numinous yearning as the ‘faint echoes of the inexpressive song that the beloved land always sang to me and still sings across all the waste of weary years.’ However as much as he loved the intangible music of his surroundings, like Lucian Taylor, the doomed author in the semi-autobiographical novel ‘The Hill of Dreams’, Arthur moved to London to pursue a literary life. As vulnerable as his fictional character might have been to poverty and loneliness, Machen was never destined to become a garret specter, unlike Lucian Taylor.

.Arthur Machen arrived in the city at a pivotal moment. As the Victorian age waned, a sublime turn of the century phenomenon occurred in English art and literature which is usually typified by the work of Oscar Wilde and Aubrey Beardsley, although they did not bloom in isolation. From this decadent tumult ‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ germinated as did ‘The Hill of Dreams’. They are of course very different books yet both feature the dissipation of the central character and possess an exquisite morbidity. Lucian Taylor is seduced by a beatific pagan revelation whilst Dorian Gray succumbs to the gorgeous phantoms of profanity. However, Machen was never part of the Decadent milieu and gravitated towards intellectual bohemianism and the pursuit of esoteric knowledge. The 1890’s were an extraordinary time, the uncertainty of what lay ahead creating a creative and psychic frisson that saw an occult revival running parallel to the Decadent’s perverse romanticism. As well as taking a job cataloguing arcane manuscripts, Arthur joined the Golden Dawn, which is still regarded as the most significant magical order the U.K. has ever produced. Fellow Golden Dawn luminaries included his close friend, the mystical scholar, A.E. Waite, W.B. Yeats and Algernon Blackwood. Although these occult intersections do not define Arthur Machen’s work, they are still integral to it, an indefinable shadow of otherness. I have wondered too if he learned to protect himself, psychically, in a way that the hapless faun-like Lucian Taylor was unable to do, as he is pulled into a nightmarish vision where he discovers that ‘All London was one grey temple of an awful rite, ring within ring of wizard stones, circled about some central place, every circle was an initiation, every initiation eternal loss.’

Ultimately, Lucian Taylor dies at his writing desk, surrounded by sheaves of an illegible manuscript in a shabby, damp little room from what appears to be an overdose of laudanum – opium in alcohol – or an equivalent fatal potion. He has perished in pursuit of a phantasmagorical idyll. As if pursued by Lucian’s struggle, ‘The Hill of Dreams’ although written between 1895-1897 wasn’t published until 1907. Personally, I consider it to be Arthur Machen’s finest creation but it is the more lurid ‘The Great God Pan’ that is his most referenced work. My own novel ‘The Greenwood Faun’ begins with the rediscovery of Lucian Taylor’s manuscript. Once deciphered, ten copies are made up of a book capable of altering the very filaments of the recipient’s soul. ‘Whilst content, sympathetic font and attractive design are vital, these ingredients alone do not imbue a tome with magic or mischief. Metamorphosis requires the persuasion of other realms and elements. A transcendent alchemy brushed ‘The Greenwood Faun’ reawakening Lucian Taylor’s voice in the very fabric of the pages….’

TV

Lost Hearts

M.R. James was as unsparing of his child protagonists as he was of the adults who find themselves at the mercy of malevolent supernatural forces. The high rates of Victorian child mortality probably influenced his writing although there is a distinct lack of sentimentality, so prevalent in an era saturated by images of angels carrying tots heavenwards. In ‘The Residence At Whitminster the youngsters are dispatched after looking into an evil scrying glass. Frank, the fortunate child dies aged 12, with the certainty of a blessed reception whilst the accursed Lord Saul, 16 and unnaturally pale, returns as a particularly wretched spirit eternally pursued by demonic entities. Of all the children in M.R. James stories, only the orphaned 12 year old Stephen Elliot in ‘Lost Hearts’ manages to survive, helped by the ghosts of Phoebe and Giovanni, who are about the same age as him. The story itself is brief but chilling, set in the grand surrounds of Aswarby Hall, Lincolnshire which belongs to Stephen’s older cousin the reclusive Mr. Abney, who in an apparent act of charity takes the boy in. To add credence to the tale, Aswarby Hall did actually exist and matched the author’s description of it. Sadly, it was demolished in 1951.

In his introduction to ‘Ghosts and Marvels’ (1924) M.R. James loosely sets out the principles for writing haunting tales ‘Let us then be introduced to the actors in a placid way; let us see them going about their ordinary business, undisturbed by forebodings, pleased with their surroundings; and into this calm environment let the ominous thing put out its head, unobtrusively at first, and then more insistently until it holds the stage….’ Using this subtle formula, Stephen’s first few months, his settling in period at Aswarby is quite idyllic. At Mr. Abney’s instructions, the elderly affable housekeeper, Mrs. Bunch feeds the lad well and offers kindly advice. In the housekeepers cozy quarters we learn of Stephen’s ragamuffin predecessors, Phoebe Stanley possibly a gypsy girl and Giovanni Paoli, a Hudy-Gurdy playing Italian tinker, both of whom have mysteriously vanished. ‘Lost Hearts’ first aired on December 23rd, 1973, as the first in a BBC series of ‘Ghost Stories for Christmas’. The majority of literary adaptations fail to do justice to the original however the televised version of ‘Lost Hearts’ heightens the presence of the ghost children to terrifying effect. Bathed in blue light, it appears that all of their blood has been quite literally drained from them. By suggestion, dream, vision and the sound of faint laughter, the ghastly wraiths make themselves known to Stephen, gradually revealing their terrible fate.

Our own perceptions always intrude on how we receive information. Although watching the same production or reading the same book, each person will filter it according to their own experiences. I saw ‘Lost Hearts’ when it was first shown at the age of 13, aligning with Phoebe, Giovanni and Stephen. As a child I was particularly isolated and emotionally estranged from my parents. Needless to say, ‘Lost Hearts’ petrified me, although I understood nothing of Abney’s esoteric interests, I knew that adults were capable of being monstrous. For the longest time I couldn’t walk up the staircase without recalling the ghost children gliding towards the study, their long twisted fingernails on the banisters, poor bloodless creatures whose hearts had been torn from their chests so that Abney could harness the occult powers of Simon Magus and Hermes Trismegistus. As well as being a classic ghost story, in modern terms it is also a tale of child abuse. My own heart had been torn out, metaphorically, by my parents. Sinking into early depression, I thought more on death than was probably usual. But the haunted realm became a refuge and eventually a way of diffusing trauma that would later influence my writing.

Music

The Rolling Stones - Child of the Moon

‘Child of the Moon’ which was released as the B/side of ‘Jumpin’ Jack Flash’ in May 1968, is a crepuscular lilt in the Rolling Stone’s esoteric alignment that would culminate with ‘Sympathy for the Devil.’ If the band seemed insular & no wonder with all of the drug busts they were forced to endure at this juncture, Mick Jagger remained as canny as a conjuror when it came to absorbing the currents of the counter-culture & creatively reincarnating them. As he told Melody Maker journalist Roy Carr ‘You can’t play or write outside the mood of the times, unless you live on a mountain.’ Magic was in the incense plumed air and The Stones found themselves at the fashionably dangerous epicenter of an epoch deemed to be the dawning of the Age of Aquarius. When Keith Richard’s house, Redlands, was raided in February 1967, it transpired that Marianne Faithfull’s book of choice was ‘The Great God Pan’ by Arthur Machen. The glimmer, the glow, the glittering show of the Stone’s glamour drew pop Warlock’s, including Crowley acolyte and film maker Kenneth Anger into their fantastical constellation. At Anger’s behest, Mick agreed to create the soundtrack via his new moog synthesizer for the short if powerful flick ‘Invocation of my Demon Brother.’ Despite telling writer David Dalton that the Stone’s were ‘dilettante’ when it came to magic, Anger described both Anita Pallenberg and Brian Jones as ‘witches’. He also had Richards and Jagger in mind for the leading roles in his cinematic satanic opus ‘Lucifer Rising.’ The film-maker envisaged Keith as the dark prince, Lord of the Flies, Beelzebub, to Mick’s Lucifer. Genuinely sinister, Kenneth Anger was not a man to be trifled with. Another au courant film maker with dark leanings, Donald Cammell, was also enamored with the Stones. After all, if you film someone do you not capture something of their soul? Kenneth Anger regarded Donald Cammell as Aleister Crowley’s ‘Magickal Son’ and not without good reason. Residing in gentle, leafy Richmond upon Thames, Donald’s father, Charles, had embarked upon a book about ‘The Great Beast’, a.k.a Aleister Crowley who had conveniently moved into a nearby flat. Aleister would occasionally visit for dinner, leading Donald Cammell to claim that as a child he had sat upon Crowley’s knee and grown up in a household immersed in ‘Magick.’

Does whatever we intuit have ramifications? The shadows hadn’t yet converged on the Stone’s destiny when they recorded ‘Child of the Moon’. I often wondered if the song was a nod to Anita Pallenberg, with her flaxen halo of hair and feral crescent shaped smile. If any woman was capable of casting a spell, it was Anita who had bewitched both Brian Jones and Keith Richards. Of course, the song’s title evokes Aleister Crowley’s 1917 novel ‘Moonchild’ in which an attempt is made to create a semi human entity via magical intent and astrological planning. The reverse of the abrasive, driving ‘Jumpin’ Jack Flash’, ‘Child of The Moon’ endeavors to capture the ineffable, a luminescent vision at the end of a mythical highway whilst the music and Jagger’s vocals are strangely drawn out as if they are trying to reach us from a faraway shore. Anticipating the age of the video, director Michael Lindsay Hogg was enlisted to shoot a short promo film of ‘Child of The Moon’ featuring the Stones. Hogg had established his reputation as the director of pioneering pop TV show ‘Ready Steady Go!’ The promo as if by sleight of hand demonstrates the growing separation of the Stones from Brian Jones who arrived late to the shoot at a farm in Enfield and had to be filmed separately. If there is a story to be told, it is the addition of three female figures – a child, a startled woman played by Eileen Atkins and Sylvia Coleridge who portrays the eldest of the female trinity. One is tempted to wonder if they are portraying the ‘Maid, The Mother and The Crone’ the triple Goddesses in Celtic mythology who are intrinsically linked to the phases of the moon. It is only the older woman who breaks through the Stone’s semi circle comprising of Mick, Keith, Charlie and Bill, walking towards a white horse, another transformative mystical symbol. Brian Jones meanwhile, is seen peeking like a nervous sprite from a hollow tree before retiring into darkness.

It is easy to decode the promo film of ‘Child of The Moon’ as a series of cinematic auguries, particularly the death of Brian Jones on July 3rd 1969. The Stones had ‘Drawn Down The Moon’ or in pagan terms summoned ‘The Goddess’ though I suspect it had more to do with the spirit of the times than any conscious working. The song captures the Rolling Stones on the cusp of darkness and light, barely a month later they would record ‘Sympathy for The Devil’. Of course some might find this a fanciful reckoning but the storm was gathering that would culminate at the Altamont Speedway Free festival on December 6th, 1969, in Tracy, California. The unfortunate decision to have the Hell’s Angel act as security as well as the distribution of badly manufactured LSD combined with the unseasonably cold weather at a bleak location lacking toilet facilities, medical aid or tents was to have serious ramifications resulting in a largely traumatized crowd and several fatalities. At Woodstock, 4 months earlier, there was birth, at Altamont, death. The dreadful spectacle was captured by the Maysles Brothers in the documentary ‘Gimme Shelter’ peaking with The Stone’s performance. Now joined by Jone’s replacement, the brilliant Mick Taylor, the Rolling Stones are vividly menacing until it becomes evident they are presiding over a feast for the flies. During ‘Sympathy for the Devil’ a young man high on methamphetamine, Meredith Hunter, waves a revolver and is stabbed by one of the Angels, who then stomp on his body. No one least of all the Rolling Stones would have wished for such a grievous outcome.

The Stones brief flirtation with the left hand path faded along with the decade. Kenneth Anger did eventually make ‘Lucifer Rising’ minus Mick and Keith although Marianne Faithfull appeared in it as Lilith whilst Donald Cammell was cast as Osiris, Egyptian god of the Underworld. It all tallies, as Marianne had once described Cammell as ‘The Dracula of The Scene’ and he did indeed vamp off Jagger in the indescribably grimy glory of ‘Performance’ undoubtedly the greatest cinematic invocation of the 1960’s. As the last of the sickly sweet scent of incense lingered over Notting Hill sunset, Jagger – the changeling prince- reinvented himself as an international social butterfly. In May 1971, he married his reflection Bianca Perez-Mora Macias in a Catholic ceremony in St. Tropez. Pictures of the couple show Mick Jagger sporting a large gold crucifix.


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Saturday, 4 November 2023

The Diary of Mr Poynter

Wyrd Britain presents 'The Diary of Mr Poynter' by M.R. James from Jackanory Spine Chillers.

Taken from the 1980 BBC1 Jackanory spinoff 'Spine Chillers' that featured abridged readings of classic spooky stories by the likes of Saki, H.G. WellsJohn Wyndham and in this instance M. R. James, read by Michael Bryant.

Originally published in James' third collection of stories, 'A Thin Ghost and Others' in 1919, it tells the story of a diary, some curtains and a hairy visitor.


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Monday, 30 October 2023

The Mezzotint

Wyrd Britain presents 'The Mezzotint' by M.R. James from Jackanory Spine Chillers.
Taken from the 1980 BBC1 Jackanory spinoff 'Spine Chillers' that featured abridged readings of classic spooky stories by the likes of Saki, H.G. WellsJohn Wyndham and in this instance M. R. James, read by Michael Bryant.

James' story, taken from his first collection 'Ghost Stories of an Antiquary', is of an engraving of a manor house, an engraving that changes each time it's viewed.


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Sunday, 12 June 2022

Martin's Close

Wyrd Britain reviews Mark Gatiss' adaptation of M.R. James' 'Martins Close' starring Peter Capaldi.
Squire John Martin (Wilf Scolding) is brought before 'the hanging judge' George Jeffreys (Elliot Levey) for the murder of Anne Clark (Jessica Temple)  who, in the words of the prosecutor Dolben (Peter Capaldi) “was one to whom Providence had not given the full use of her intellects.”, and who has, since her murder, been heard and seen around the village.

Wyrd Britain reviews Mark Gatiss' adaptation of M.R. James' 'Martins Close' starring Peter Capaldi.
Originally published in 1911 in 'More Ghost Stories' this is perhaps one of M.R. James' lesser stories but one eminently suitable for a low-key adaptation. Screenwriter / director Mark Gatiss does just this with a minimal but well chosen cast although, as welcome a presence as Simon Williams is, Gatiss' decision to retain the presence of the narrator is an odd one that splits the telling over different eras pulling us jarringly from the story.  It is short on chills but with an excellent cast and a lively script that keeps the line between haunting, madness and revenge nicely blurred it's an entertaining enough watch

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Sunday, 27 June 2021

Number 13

Wyrd Britain reviews the BBC adaptation of M.R. James' Number 13.
Adapted from the M.R. James story of the same name published in 1904 in 'Ghost Stories of an Antiquary' this BBC version stars Greg Wise as Professor Anderson a repressed and slightly pompous Oxford academic investigating finds in a cathedral archive. These papers hold claims of devil worship on the part of a previous bishop and a man named 'Nicholas Francken' who had practiced his nefarious deeds in the house that had previously stood on the spot now occupied by the hotel in which Anderson is currently lodging.

With a sympathetic script by Justin Hopper (author of the hauntological memoir 'The Old Weird Albion') and an excellent cast that includes Tom Burke (now more known for his portrayal of J.K. Rowling's 'Cormoran Strike') and his father David Burke (Jeremy Brett's first 'Dr Watson') who had coincidentally also featured in the previous years 'A View From A Hill'. 

Wyrd Britain reviews the BBC adaptation of M.R. James' Number 13.
It's not entirely successful, the cast, Wise in particular, look more costumed than clothed, the early outdoor scenes are too crisp, bright and summery which sets an initial mood at odds with where the story wants to lead us and the director, Piers Wilkie, never quite manages to inject the required level of bacchanalian excess onto the oneiric orgies emanating from the ghostly room of the title but presents a convincing environment and for the most part succeeds in creating a tense atmosphere of encroaching dread leading to an unostentatious but satisfying climax.  

Buy it here - Ghost Stories from the BBC: A View From a Hill / Number 13 (DVD) - or watch it below.


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Sunday, 31 January 2021

The Stalls of Barchester

First screened on Christmas Eve 1971 'The Stalls of Barchester' was the first of the BBCs 'A Ghost Story for Christmas' strand of (mostly) M.R. James stories adapted by Lawrence Gordon Clark.  

'The Stalls of Barchester' stars Clive Swift as Dr. Black (a role he was to revive the following year in 'A Warning to the Curious') an academic engaged in cataloguing the library of Barchester Cathedral who's shown a diary that tells of the life and death of the 17th century Archdeacon Dr Haynes (Robert Hardy) and the mystery of the carvings of The Devil, Death and the black cat made from a tree known locally as 'The Hanging Oak' by a man called 'Austin the Twice-Born'.

Setting the tone of much of the rest of the series this is a sedate affair that Clark fills with delightfully creepy amorphous sounds and flitting visuals and with a sense of mounting dread that makes for compulsive viewing.  This one is perhaps more mannered and maybe even tentative than the later entrants in the series but it's no less powerful for that.

Buy it here - UK / US - or watch it below.




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Sunday, 17 January 2021

A Warning to the Curious

Originally published in 1925 as part of the collection of stories that bears it's name M.R. James' 'A Warning to the Curious' was the second adaptation made by director and screenwriter Lawrence Gordon Clark for the BBC's annual Ghost Story for Christmas strand.

Updating the story to the depression era 1930s Clark has newly unemployed clerk and  amateur archeologist Paxton (Peter Vaughan) arriving in the town of 'Seaburgh' on the Anglian coast in search of the the last remaining lost crowns of Anglia, buried in ye olde days and reputed to protect the county from invasion.  In the inn there he meets Dr Black (Clive Swift) - who had also appeared in the previous years adaptation of 'The Stalls of Barchester' - and the typical variety of local yokels that usually populate these sort of things.  He also keeps catching glimpses of a mysterious figure following and watching him from afar.

It's a wonderfully bleak affair with some nicely low key performances particularly from Vaughan and some fantastically intense sound work full of shrill tones and ominous drones along with Clark skillfull direction maintains a perpetual air of menace and certain doom that hangs over Paxton from the moment he arrives.

Buy it here - UK / US - or watch it below.




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Sunday, 8 November 2020

Lost Hearts

M.R. James - Lost Hearts - A Ghost Story for Christmas
From the story by M.R. James published in his 'Ghost Stories of an Antiquary' (UK / US) in 1895 this adaptation by Lawrence Gordon Clark for the BBC's 'A Ghost Story for Christmas' strand was screened on December 25th 1973.

Orphan Stephen Elliott (Simon Gipps-Kent) is sent to live in the grand and secluded home of his much older cousin, Mr. Abney (Joseph O'Conor), where he is haunted by visions of two ghostly children (Michelle Foster & Christopher Davies) with gaping holes in their chests where their hearts have been removed.

M.R. James - Lost Hearts - A Ghost Story for Christmas
It's a simple tale and a wonderfully effective one. Making good use of the short runtime Clark doesn't rush the story allowing it to gently unfold.  We have time to learn about each of the characters both living and dead and to experience Abney's giddy excitement at being so close to the fulfillment of his dream in a fantastic performance from O'Conor who could so easily have turned Abney into a pantomime villain.  Gipps-Kent gives fairly solid performance, as do James Mellor and Susan Richards as the houseservants  but we are treated to some mildly painful over-acting from the two ghosts.

Despite it's simplicity 'Lost Hearts' remains both one of my favourite James stories and one of my favourite of the adaptations and the scene of the two children dancing off into the distance having achieved their revenge makes me smile every time.

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Sunday, 30 August 2020

The Ash Tree

The Ash Tree 1975 - M.R. James - A Ghost Story for Christmas
'The Ash Tree' was the fifth and final (for three decades) M.R. James adaptation made for the BBC's annual 'A Ghost Story for Christmas' strand.  Like its predecessors (and two of its immediate successors) it was directed by Lawrence Gordon Clark who here is joined by the writer David Rudkin fresh from scripting 'Penda's Fen' the previous year.

In James' original story - published as part of his 'Ghost Stories of an Antiquary' in 1904 - Sir Matthew Fell is responsible for local woman Mrs Mothersole being hanged as a witch, having seen her cutting branches from the Ash tree outside his bedroom window, but not before she lays a curse on him saying "There will be guests at the Hall" which, as curses go, on the surface doesn't seem that bad.  Unsurprisingly Sir Mathew soon reaches his grisly end and the story switches to his grandson, Sir Richard, who soon finds himself in a similar sort of pickle as his gramps.

The Ash Tree 1975 - M.R. James - A Ghost Story for Christmas
Barbara Ewing as Mrs Mothersole
Rudkin's 'television version' makes a few cosmetic changes to the tale - uncle and nephew instead of grandfather and grandson and implying an additional rationale behind the witchcraft accusation - but essentially stays true to the core of the story.  He does though do what he does best and gives the whole thing a distinctly eerie and artful construction that bestows a dream-like quality as Sir Richard almost timeslips between his own time and Sir Matthews - both are played by Edward Petheridge - and experiences the events that lead up to both their grisly ends first hand at the fangs of creatures that seem conjured up from an early David Lynch fever dream.

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Tuesday, 24 December 2019

M.R. James at Christmas

I was wondering what to post tonight and then this brand new upload appeared on my feed of 5 Radio 4 adaptations of some of M.R. James' finest stories including 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad', 'The Tractate Middoth, 'Lost Hearts', 'The Rose Garden' and 'Number 13' dating from Christmas 2007.  It features Derek Jacobi as the venerable author alongside folks such as Julian Rhind-Tutt and Susan Jameson.

So, with this cavalcade of ghostly delights Wyrd Britain would like to wish you all a very merry Christmas.




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Sunday, 15 September 2019

Mr Humphreys and His Inheritance (1976)

Mr Humphreys and His Inheritance (1979)
'Mr Humphreys and His Inheritance' is a short story written by M.R. James that was included in his second anthology 'More Ghost Stories'. It's my understanding that it was written to bulk out that collection which would make sense as it really does pale in comparison to most of the other tales in that collection.

The gist of the tale is obvious from the title with the inheritance in question being a large house and it's accompanying maze; a maze it seems only Mr. Humphreys can easily navigate and which has at it's centre an enigmatic, inscribed globe.

Mr Humphreys and His Inheritance (1979)
This adaptation was made in 1976 as an ITV schools programme - for those not raised in the UK in the 1970s these were shows made and shown during the daytime with an educational bent that could be used by teachers to distract the kids as they had a sneaky tea and cigarette break - as part of a series called 'Music Scene' whose purpose was to highlight the importance of incidental music to a production which in this context puts modernist tootling over typically Jamesian imagery. It sometimes makes for an odd fit but, for me at least, made a nice change to the usual overblown, portentous, pseudo classical violin sawing that film-makers often smother everything in.

With a run time of only 17 minutes the makers have amalgamated many aspects of the source material and discarded others entirely but they've created an engaging little film that manages to conjure up some nicely claustrophobic sequences within the maze - the point where the incidental music is at it's most effective - and a nifty and creepy animation sequence that looks like the opening of a 1970s Doctor Who episode but with the Doctor replaced with Peter Pratt's melty face version of The Master.

The show is available as an extra here - Casting the Runes [1979] [DVD] - or you can watch it below.



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Sunday, 3 February 2019

A View From A Hill

A View From A Hill - M.R. James - A Ghost Story For Christmas
Between 1971 and 1978 the BBC produced eight instalments of it's A Ghost Story For Christmas series predominantly based around the works of M.R. James.  More recently the series has been periodically revived (in 2005, 2006, 2010, 2013 and 2018) beginning with this adaptation of James' 'A View From A Hill'.

In fairly typical James style the story has at it's centre an obsessive academic, in this case the timid and rather fussy archaeologist Dr Fanshawe (Mark Letheren), who, arriving at the home of Squire Richards (Pip Torrens) to archive a collection of archaeological antiquities, makes use of an old pair of binoculars through which he sees far more than is at all healthy or wise.

A View From A Hill - M.R. James - A Ghost Story For Christmas
Peter Harness' sympathetic screenplay updates the Edwardian setting of the original story to the 1940s (more info on why here) which changes the dynamic of the relationship between the three principles (including David Burke as the butler Patten) putting them on a more equal footing with Richards having to adjust to reduced circumstances and the changing relationship with those around him as reflected in the slightly belligerent attitudes of the others to his now somewhat outdated manner.  This more deteriorated setting gives a darker shade to the programme pervading it with a deeper sense of reality and placing the residents of the house more securely in the heart of such a morose and 'haunted' landscape which makes for some truly engrossing and chilling viewing.

Buy it here - Ghost Stories from the BBC: A View From a Hill / Number 13 (DVD) - or watch it below.



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Sunday, 17 December 2017

The Tractate Middoth

With it's long history of producing M.R. James stories for it's 'A Ghost Story for Christmas' and with horror aficionado Mark Gatiss on the payroll it seems strange that it took the BBC so long to pair the two together but for Christmas Day 2013 they did just that.

The Tractate Middoth is the story of the search for a missing will, disguised and hidden inside a Jewish text, that will deprive villainous John Eldred (John Castle) of a misappropriated inheritance and instead allow it to pass to it's rightful recipient Mary Simpson (played by Wyrd Britain legend Louise Jameson) and her daughter.  Into this is thrown a young librarian, William Garrett (Sacha Dhawan), whose encounter with a terrifying, cobwebby spectre leads him to committing himself to the ladies' cause.

The Tractate Middoth is certainly one of James' more slight tales and as such Gatiss, sitting for the first time in the director' chair, has wisely kept the runtime short.  This does still leave both script and cast a fair amount to fit into 36 minutes but they do so whilst keeping things suitably sedate. The cast are well chosen and produce solid if maybe slightly uninspired performances with Castle's twitchy, restless, haunted Eldred being the standout.  The initial reveal of the spectre is somewhat botched by simply showing too much too soon but later appearances are handled with a far more deft touch.

As a piece it certainly doesn't rival the early adaptations such as 'Lost Hearts' or 'Whistle and I'll Come To You' but as something to while away bit of a quiet and wintery evening it serves it's purpose.



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Monday, 30 October 2017

Short Story - 'The Ash Tree' by M.R.James

Everyone who has travelled over Eastern England knows the smaller country-houses with which it is studded—the rather dank little buildings, usually in the Italian style, surrounded with parks of some eighty to a hundred acres. For me they have always had a very strong attraction, with the grey paling of split oak, the noble trees, the meres with their reed-beds, and the line of distant woods. Then, I like the pillared portico—perhaps stuck on to a red-brick Queen Anne house which has been faced with stucco to bring it into line with the 'Grecian' taste of the end of the eighteenth century; the hall inside, going up to the roof, which hall ought always to be provided with a gallery and a small organ. I like the library, too, where you may find anything from a Psalter of the thirteenth century to a Shakespeare quarto. I like the pictures, of course; and perhaps most of all I like fancying what life in such a house was when it was first built, and in the piping times of landlords' prosperity, and not least now, when, if money is not so plentiful, taste is more varied and life quite as interesting. I wish to have one of these houses, and enough money to keep it together and entertain my friends in it modestly.

But this is a digression. I have to tell you of a curious series of events which happened in such a house as I have tried to describe. It is Castringham Hall in Suffolk. I think a good deal has been done to the building since the period of my story, but the essential features I have sketched are still there—Italian portico, square block of white house, older inside than out, park with fringe of woods, and mere. The one feature that marked out the house from a score of others is gone. As you looked at it from the park, you saw on the right a great old ash-tree growing within half a dozen yards of the wall, and almost or quite touching the building with its branches. I suppose it had stood there ever since Castringham ceased to be a fortified place, and since the moat was filled in and the Elizabethan dwelling-house built. At any rate, it had well-nigh attained its full dimensions in the year 1690.

In that year the district in which the Hall is situated was the scene of a number of witch-trials. It will be long, I think, before we arrive at a just estimate of the amount of solid reason—if there was any—which lay at the root of the universal fear of witches in old times. Whether the persons accused of this offence really did imagine that they were possessed of unusual power of any kind; or whether they had the will at least, if not the power, of doing mischief to their neighbours; or whether all the confessions, of which there are so many, were extorted by the cruelty of the witch-finders—these are questions which are not, I fancy, yet solved. And the present narrative gives me pause. I cannot altogether sweep it away as mere invention. The reader must judge for himself.

Castringham contributed a victim to the auto-da-fé. Mrs Mothersole was her name, and she differed from the ordinary run of village witches only in being rather better off and in a more influential position. Efforts were made to save her by several reputable farmers of the parish. They did their best to testify to her character, and showed considerable anxiety as to the verdict of the jury.

But what seems to have been fatal to the woman was the evidence of the then proprietor of Castringham Hall—Sir Matthew Fell. He deposed to having watched her on three different occasions from his window, at the full of the moon, gathering sprigs 'from the ash-tree near my house'. She had climbed into the branches, clad only in her shift, and was cutting off small twigs with a peculiarly curved knife, and as she did so she seemed to be talking to herself. On each occasion Sir Matthew had done his best to capture the woman, but she had always taken alarm at some accidental noise he had made, and all he could see when he got down to the garden was a hare running across the path in the direction of the village.

On the third night he had been at the pains to follow at his best speed, and had gone straight to Mrs Mothersole's house; but he had had to wait a quarter of an hour battering at her door, and then she had come out very cross, and apparently very sleepy, as if just out of bed; and he had no good explanation to offer of his visit.

Mainly on this evidence, though there was much more of a less striking and unusual kind from other parishioners, Mrs Mothersole was found guilty and condemned to die. She was hanged a week after the trial, with five or six more unhappy creatures, at Bury St Edmunds.

Sir Matthew Fell, then Deputy-Sheriff, was present at the execution. It was a damp, drizzly March morning when the cart made its way up the rough grass hill outside Northgate, where the gallows stood. The other victims were apathetic or broken down with misery; but Mrs Mothersole was, as in life so in death, of a very different temper. Her 'poysonous Rage', as a reporter of the time puts it, 'did so work upon the Bystanders—yea, even upon the Hangman—that it was constantly affirmed of all that saw her that she presented the living Aspect of a mad Divell. Yet she offer'd no Resistance to the Officers of the Law; onely she looked upon those that laid Hands upon her with so direfull and venomous an Aspect that—as one of them afterwards assured me—the meer Thought of it preyed inwardly upon his Mind for six Months after.'
However, all that she is reported to have said were the seemingly meaningless words: 'There will be guests at the Hall.' Which she repeated more than once in an undertone.

Sir Matthew Fell was not unimpressed by the bearing of the woman. He had some talk upon the matter with the Vicar of his parish, with whom he travelled home after the assize business was over. His evidence at the trial had not been very willingly given; he was not specially infected with the witch-finding mania, but he declared, then and afterwards, that he could not give any other account of the matter than that he had given, and that he could not possibly have been mistaken as to what he saw. The whole transaction had been repugnant to him, for he was a man who liked to be on pleasant terms with those about him; but he saw a duty to be done in this business, and he had done it. That seems to have been the gist of his sentiments, and the Vicar applauded it, as any reasonable man must have done.

A few weeks after, when the moon of May was at the full, Vicar and Squire met again in the park, and walked to the Hall together. Lady Fell was with her mother, who was dangerously ill, and Sir Matthew was alone at home; so the Vicar, Mr Crome, was easily persuaded to take a late supper at the Hall.

Sir Matthew was not very good company this evening. The talk ran chiefly on family and parish matters, and, as luck would have it, Sir Matthew made a memorandum in writing of certain wishes or intentions of his regarding his estates, which afterwards proved exceedingly useful.

When Mr Crome thought of starting for home, about half past nine o'clock, Sir Matthew and he took a preliminary turn on the gravelled walk at the back of the house. The only incident that struck Mr Crome was this: they were in sight of the ash-tree which I described as growing near the windows of the building, when Sir Matthew stopped and said:
'What is that that runs up and down the stem of the ash? It is never a squirrel? They will all be in their nests by now.'
The Vicar looked and saw the moving creature, but he could make nothing of its colour in the moonlight. The sharp outline, however, seen for an instant, was imprinted on his brain, and he could have sworn, he said, though it sounded foolish, that, squirrel or not, it had more than four legs.

Still, not much was to be made of the momentary vision, and the two men parted. They may have met since then, but it was not for a score of years.

Next day Sir Matthew Fell was not downstairs at six in the morning, as was his custom, nor at seven, nor yet at eight. Hereupon the servants went and knocked at his chamber door. I need not prolong the description of their anxious listenings and renewed batterings on the panels. The door was opened at last from the outside, and they found their master dead and black. So much you have guessed. That there were any marks of violence did not at the moment appear; but the window was open.

One of the men went to fetch the parson, and then by his directions rode on to give notice to the coroner. Mr Crome himself went as quick as he might to the Hall, and was shown to the room where the dead man lay. He has left some notes among his papers which show how genuine a respect and sorrow was felt for Sir Matthew, and there is also this passage, which I transcribe for the sake of the light it throws upon the course of events, and also upon the common beliefs of the time:

'There was not any the least Trace of an Entrance having been forc'd to the Chamber: but the Casement stood open, as my poor Friend would always have it in this Season. He had his Evening Drink of small Ale in a silver vessel of about a pint measure, and tonight had not drunk it out. This Drink was examined by the Physician from Bury, a Mr Hodgkins, who could not, however, as he afterwards declar'd upon his Oath, before the Coroner's quest, discover that any matter of a venomous kind was present in it. For, as was natural, in the great Swelling and Blackness of the Corpse, there was talk made among the Neighbours of Poyson. The Body was very much Disorder'd as it laid in the Bed, being twisted after so extream a sort as gave too probable Conjecture that my worthy Friend and Patron had expir'd in great Pain and Agony. And what is as yet unexplain'd, and to myself the Argument of some Horrid and Artfull Designe in the Perpetrators of this Barbarous Murther, was this, that the Women which were entrusted with the laying-out of the Corpse and washing it, being both sad Pearsons and very well Respected in their Mournfull Profession, came to me in a great Pain and Distress both of Mind and Body, saying, what was indeed confirmed upon the first View, that they had no sooner touch'd the Breast of the Corpse with their naked Hands than they were sensible of a more than ordinary violent Smart and Acheing in their Palms, which, with their whole Forearms, in no long time swell'd so immoderately, the Pain still continuing, that, as afterwards proved, during many weeks they were forc'd to lay by the exercise of their Calling; and yet no mark seen on the Skin.

'Upon hearing this, I sent for the Physician, who was still in the House, and we made as carefull a Proof as we were able by the Help of a small Magnifying Lens of Crystal of the condition of the Skinn on this Part of the Body: but could not detect with the Instrument we had any Matter of Importance beyond a couple of small Punctures or Pricks, which we then concluded were the Spotts by which the Poyson might be introduced, remembering that Ring of Pope Borgia, with other known Specimens of the Horrid Art of the Italian Poysoners of the last age.

'So much is to be said of the Symptoms seen on the Corpse. As to what I am to add, it is meerly my own Experiment, and to be left to Posterity to judge whether there be anything of Value therein. There was on the Table by the Beddside a Bible of the small size, in which my Friend—punctuall as in Matters of less Moment, so in this more weighty one—used nightly, and upon his First Rising, to read a sett Portion. And I taking it up—not without a Tear duly paid to him wich from the Study of this poorer Adumbration was now pass'd to the contemplation of its great Originall—it came into my Thoughts, as at such moments of Helplessness we are prone to catch at any the least Glimmer that makes promise of Light, to make trial of that old and by many accounted Superstitious Practice of drawing the Sortes; of which a Principall Instance, in the case of his late Sacred Majesty the Blessed Martyr King Charles and my Lord Falkland, was now much talked of. I must needs admit that by my Trial not much Assistance was afforded me: yet, as the Cause and Origin of these Dreadfull Events may hereafter be search'd out, I set down the Results, in the case it may be found that they pointed the true Quarter of the Mischief to a quicker Intelligence than my own.

'I made, then, three trials, opening the Book and placing my Finger upon certain Words: which gave in the first these words, from Luke xiii. 7, Cut it down; in the second, Isaiah xiii. 20, It shall never be inhabited; and upon the third Experiment, Job xxxix. 30, Her young ones also suck up blood.'

This is all that need be quoted from Mr Crome's papers. Sir Matthew Fell was duly coffined and laid into the earth, and his funeral sermon, preached by Mr Crome on the following Sunday, has been printed under the title of 'The Unsearchable Way; or, England's Danger and the Malicious Dealings of Antichrist', it being the Vicar's view, as well as that most commonly held in the neighbourhood, that the Squire was the victim of a recrudescence of the Popish Plot.

His son, Sir Matthew the second, succeeded to the title and estates. And so ends the first act of the Castringham tragedy. It is to be mentioned, though the fact is not surprising, that the new Baronet did not occupy the room in which his father had died. Nor, indeed, was it slept in by anyone but an occasional visitor during the whole of his occupation. He died in 1735, and I do not find that anything particular marked his reign, save a curiously constant mortality among his cattle and live-stock in general, which showed a tendency to increase slightly as time went on.

Those who are interested in the details will find a statistical account in a letter to the Gentleman's Magazine of 1772, which draws the facts from the Baronet's own papers. He put an end to it at last by a very simple expedient, that of shutting up all his beasts in sheds at night, and keeping no sheep in his park. For he had noticed that nothing was ever attacked that spent the night indoors. After that the disorder confined itself to wild birds, and beasts of chase. But as we have no good account of the symptoms, and as all-night watching was quite unproductive of any clue, I do not dwell on what the Suffolk farmers called the 'Castringham sickness'.

The second Sir Matthew died in 1735, as I said, and was duly succeeded by his son, Sir Richard. It was in his time that the great family pew was built out on the north side of the parish church. So large were the Squire's ideas that several of the graves on that unhallowed side of the building had to be disturbed to satisfy his requirements. Among them was that of Mrs Mothersole, the position of which was accurately known, thanks to a note on a plan of the church and yard, both made by Mr Crome.

A certain amount of interest was excited in the village when it was known that the famous witch, who was still remembered by a few, was to be exhumed. And the feeling of surprise, and indeed disquiet, was very strong when it was found that, though her coffin was fairly sound and unbroken, there was no trace whatever inside it of body, bones, or dust. Indeed, it is a curious phenomenon, for at the time of her burying no such things were dreamt of as resurrection-men, and it is difficult to conceive any rational motive for stealing a body otherwise than for the uses of the dissecting-room.

The incident revived for a time all the stories of witch-trials and of the exploits of the witches, dormant for forty years, and Sir Richard's orders that the coffin should be burnt were thought by a good many to be rather foolhardy, though they were duly carried out.

Sir Richard was a pestilent innovator, it is certain. Before his time the Hall had been a fine block of the mellowest red brick; but Sir Richard had travelled in Italy and become infected with the Italian taste, and, having more money than his predecessors, he determined to leave an Italian palace where he had found an English house. So stucco and ashlar masked the brick; some indifferent Roman marbles were planted about in the entrance-hall and gardens; a reproduction of the Sibyl's temple at Tivoli was erected on the opposite bank of the mere; and Castringham took on an entirely new, and, I must say, a less engaging, aspect. But it was much admired, and served as a model to a good many of the neighbouring gentry in after-years.

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One morning (it was in 1754) Sir Richard woke after a night of discomfort. It had been windy, and his chimney had smoked persistently, and yet it was so cold that he must keep up a fire. Also something had so rattled about the window that no man could get a moment's peace. Further, there was the prospect of several guests of position arriving in the course of the day, who would expect sport of some kind, and the inroads of the distemper (which continued among his game) had been lately so serious that he was afraid for his reputation as a game-preserver. But what really touched him most nearly was the other matter of his sleepless night. He could certainly not sleep in that room again.

That was the chief subject of his meditations at breakfast, and after it he began a systematic examination of the rooms to see which would suit his notions best. It was long before he found one. This had a window with an eastern aspect and that with a northern; this door the servants would be always passing, and he did not like the bedstead in that. No, he must have a room with a western look-out, so that the sun could not wake him early, and it must be out of the way of the business of the house. The housekeeper was at the end of her resources.

'Well, Sir Richard,' she said, 'you know that there is but the one room like that in the house.'
'Which may that be?' said Sir Richard.
'And that is Sir Matthew's—the West Chamber.'
'Well, put me in there, for there I'll lie tonight,' said her master.
'Which way is it? Here, to be sure'; and he hurried off.
'Oh, Sir Richard, but no one has slept there these forty years. The air has hardly been changed since Sir Matthew died there.'

Thus she spoke, and rustled after him.
'Come, open the door, Mrs Chiddock. I'll see the chamber, at least.'

So it was opened, and, indeed, the smell was very close and earthy. Sir Richard crossed to the window, and, impatiently, as was his wont, threw the shutters back, and flung open the casement. For this end of the house was one which the alterations had barely touched, grown up as it was with the great ash-tree, and being otherwise concealed from view.

'Air it, Mrs Chiddock, all today, and move my bed-furniture in in the afternoon. Put the Bishop of Kilmore in my old room.'
'Pray, Sir Richard,' said a new voice, breaking in on this speech, 'might I have the favour of a moment's interview?'

Sir Richard turned round and saw a man in black in the doorway, who bowed.
'I must ask your indulgence for this intrusion, Sir Richard. You will, perhaps, hardly remember me. My name is William Crome, and my grandfather was Vicar in your grandfather's time.'
'Well, sir,' said Sir Richard, 'the name of Crome is always a passport to Castringham. I am glad to renew a friendship of two generations' standing. In what can I serve you? for your hour of calling—and, if I do not mistake you, your bearing—shows you to be in some haste.'
'That is no more than the truth, sir. I am riding from Norwich to Bury St Edmunds with what haste I can make, and I have called in on my way to leave with you some papers which we have but just come upon in looking over what my grandfather left at his death. It is thought you may find some matters of family interest in them.'
'You are mighty obliging, Mr Crome, and, if you will be so good as to follow me to the parlour, and drink a glass of wine, we will take a first look at these same papers together. And you, Mrs Chiddock, as I said, be about airing this chamber…. Yes, it is here my grandfather died…. Yes, the tree, perhaps, does make the place a little dampish…. No; I do not wish to listen to any more. Make no difficulties, I beg. You have your orders—go. Will you follow me, sir?'

They went to the study. The packet which young Mr Crome had brought—he was then just become a Fellow of Clare Hall in Cambridge, I may say, and subsequently brought out a respectable edition of Polyaenus—contained among other things the notes which the old Vicar had made upon the occasion of Sir Matthew Fell's death. And for the first time Sir Richard was confronted with the enigmatical Sortes Biblicae which you have heard. They amused him a good deal.
'Well,' he said, 'my grandfather's Bible gave one prudent piece of advice—Cut it down. If that stands for the ash-tree, he may rest assured I shall not neglect it. Such a nest of catarrhs and agues was never seen.'

The parlour contained the family books, which, pending the arrival of a collection which Sir Richard had made in Italy, and the building of a proper room to receive them, were not many in number.

Sir Richard looked up from the paper to the bookcase.
'I wonder,' says he, 'whether the old prophet is there yet? I fancy I see him.'

Crossing the room, he took out a dumpy Bible, which, sure enough, bore on the flyleaf the inscription: 'To Matthew Fell, from his Loving Godmother, Anne Aldous, 2 September 1659.'
'It would be no bad plan to test him again, Mr Crome. I will wager we get a couple of names in the Chronicles. H'm! what have we here? "Thou shalt seek me in the morning, and I shall not be." Well, well! Your grandfather would have made a fine omen of that, hey? No more prophets for me! They are all in a tale. And now, Mr Crome, I am infinitely obliged to you for your packet. You will, I fear, be impatient to get on. Pray allow me—another glass.'

So with offers of hospitality, which were genuinely meant (for Sir
Richard thought well of the young man's address and manner), they parted.
In the afternoon came the guests—the Bishop of Kilmore, Lady Mary Hervey, Sir William Kentfield, etc. Dinner at five, wine, cards, supper, and dispersal to bed.

Next morning Sir Richard is disinclined to take his gun with the rest. He talks with the Bishop of Kilmore. This prelate, unlike a good many of the Irish Bishops of his day, had visited his see, and, indeed, resided there, for some considerable time. This morning, as the two were walking along the terrace and talking over the alterations and improvements in the house, the Bishop said, pointing to the window of the West Room:
'You could never get one of my Irish flock to occupy that room, SirRichard.'
'Why is that, my lord? It is, in fact, my own.'
'Well, our Irish peasantry will always have it that it brings the worst of luck to sleep near an ash-tree, and you have a fine growth of ash not two yards from your chamber window. Perhaps,' the Bishop went on, with a smile, 'it has given you a touch of its quality already, for you do not seem, if I may say it, so much the fresher for your night's rest as your friends would like to see you.'
'That, or something else, it is true, cost me my sleep from twelve to four, my lord. But the tree is to come down tomorrow, so I shall not hear much more from it.'
'I applaud your determination. It can hardly be wholesome to have the air you breathe strained, as it were, through all that leafage.'
'Your lordship is right there, I think. But I had not my window open last night. It was rather the noise that went on—no doubt from the twigs sweeping the glass—that kept me open-eyed.'
'I think that can hardly be, Sir Richard. Here—you see it from this point. None of these nearest branches even can touch your casement unless there were a gale, and there was none of that last night. They miss the panes by a foot.'
'No, sir, true. What, then, will it be, I wonder, that scratched and rustled so—ay, and covered the dust on my sill with lines and marks?'

At last they agreed that the rats must have come up through the ivy. That was the Bishop's idea, and Sir Richard jumped at it.

So the day passed quietly, and night came, and the party dispersed to their rooms, and wished Sir Richard a better night.

And now we are in his bedroom, with the light out and the Squire in bed. The room is over the kitchen, and the night outside still and warm, so the window stands open.

There is very little light about the bedstead, but there is a strange movement there; it seems as if Sir Richard were moving his head rapidly to and fro with only the slightest possible sound. And now you would guess, so deceptive is the half-darkness, that he had several heads, round and brownish, which move back and forward, even as low as his chest. It is a horrible illusion. Is it nothing more? There! something drops off the bed with a soft plump, like a kitten, and is out of the window in a flash; another—four—and after that there is quiet again.

Thou shall seek me in the morning, and I shall not be.

As with Sir Matthew, so with Sir Richard—dead and black in his bed!

A pale and silent party of guests and servants gathered under the window when the news was known. Italian poisoners, Popish emissaries, infected air—all these and more guesses were hazarded, and the Bishop of Kilmore looked at the tree, in the fork of whose lower boughs a white tom-cat was crouching, looking down the hollow which years had gnawed in the trunk. It was watching something inside the tree with great interest.
Suddenly it got up and craned over the hole. Then a bit of the edge on which it stood gave way, and it went slithering in. Everyone looked up at the noise of the fall.

It is known to most of us that a cat can cry; but few of us have heard, I hope, such a yell as came out of the trunk of the great ash. Two or three screams there were—the witnesses are not sure which—and then a slight and muffled noise of some commotion or struggling was all that came. But Lady Mary Hervey fainted outright, and the housekeeper stopped her ears and fled till she fell on the terrace.

The Bishop of Kilmore and Sir William Kentfield stayed. Yet even they were daunted, though it was only at the cry of a cat; and Sir William swallowed once or twice before he could say:
'There is something more than we know of in that tree, my lord. I am for an instant search.'

And this was agreed upon. A ladder was brought, and one of the gardeners went up, and, looking down the hollow, could detect nothing but a few dim indications of something moving. They got a lantern, and let it down by a rope.

'We must get at the bottom of this. My life upon it, my lord, but the secret of these terrible deaths is there.'
Up went the gardener again with the lantern, and let it down the hole cautiously. They saw the yellow light upon his face as he bent over, and saw his face struck with an incredulous terror and loathing before he cried out in a dreadful voice and fell back from the ladder—where, happily, he was caught by two of the men—letting the lantern fall inside the tree.

He was in a dead faint, and it was some time before any word could be got from him.

By then they had something else to look at. The lantern must have broken at the bottom, and the light in it caught upon dry leaves and rubbish that lay there for in a few minutes a dense smoke began to come up, and then flame; and, to be short, the tree was in a blaze.

The bystanders made a ring at some yards' distance, and Sir William and the Bishop sent men to get what weapons and tools they could; for, clearly, whatever might be using the tree as its lair would be forced out by the fire.

So it was. First, at the fork, they saw a round body covered with fire—the size of a man's head—appear very suddenly, then seem to collapse and fall back. This, five or six times; then a similar ball leapt into the air and fell on the grass, where after a moment it lay still. The Bishop went as near as he dared to it, and saw—what but the remains of an enormous spider, veinous and seared! And, as the fire burned lower down, more terrible bodies like this began to break out from the trunk, and it was seen that these were covered with greyish hair.

All that day the ash burned, and until it fell to pieces the men stood about it, and from time to time killed the brutes as they darted out. At last there was a long interval when none appeared, and they cautiously closed in and examined the roots of the tree.

'They found,' says the Bishop of Kilmore, 'below it a rounded hollow place in the earth, wherein were two or three bodies of these creatures that had plainly been smothered by the smoke; and, what is to me more curious, at the side of this den, against the wall, was crouching the anatomy or skeleton of a human being, with the skin dried upon the bones, having some remains of black hair, which was pronounced by those that examined it to be undoubtedly the body of a woman, and clearly dead for a period of fifty years.'


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