2012 - the end of the world

BE PREPARED !!!!

the end of the world, 2012

Unzer

Actually, after these torture videos I might reconsider my obstinate refusal to watch 2-girls-1-cup. The quantity of such "vocal cover" clips on youtube is unbelievable, especially over a McMetal background. The most intriguing part is why would anyone want to upload this kind of horror on the internet. I'd rather reformat all my hard drives than let anyone see me doing something like this...

Unzer

I'm sorry. Better than 2-girls-1-cup ? (which I still have not seen and WON'T).

Happy Zerday!

Zer. Today this blog is 1 year old. On anniversary dates, numbers, statistics and performance reports are always welcome, so here are a few:
- I am 1 year older too, the end is near. Zer.
- 1149 records uploaded (not all published on the blog yet).
- 490 posts about 470 or 480 bands, trying to gather as much of each band's discography as possible each time.
- a total of around 85,000 downloads. That could mean 85,000 visitors performing 1 download each, or only 1 visitor who ran 85k downloads. Blatant communism or hyper capitalism ? Zer.
- 0 advertisement here, fuck the "monetize" tab on the Blogger setup, I hate google ads and advertisement in general, well I hate a lot of things, but advertisement is a dear thing to hate with all my heart. I am a romantic hater. The advertisement industry must choke on its own vomit. Everybody painfully, slowly dies gasping for recycled air and 1 PM's meeting on the 23rd floor is canceled.


Top 25 downloads from the Church of Zer:
01 Prophecy Of Doom - acknowledge the confusion master + peel session + 7"
02 A.M.Q.A. - mutant cats from hell
03 Bomb Disneyland - why not
04 Paranoïa - the many faces of
05 Poison Idea - Kings of Punk
06 Final Conflict - ashes to ashes
07 Heresy - 1985-87
08 Screaming In Churches
09 The Accüsed - the return of martha splatterhead
10 Prong - primitive origins
11 Civil Dissident - menzie's crack
12 Cerebral Fix - life sucks and then you die
13 Plasmatics - Coup d'État
14 The Iceburn Collective - Meditavolutions
15 Rich Kids On LSD - live
16 Leeway - Adult Crash
17 Negazione - the early years / wild bunch
18 Rich Kids On LSD - Rock 'N Roll Nightmare
19 Massappeal - Jazz
20 Corpus Vile - What Does It Take
21 United Mutation - Freak out!
22 Zoetrope - Amnesty + Life Of Crime
23 Verbal Assault - trial + tiny giants
24 Eisenvater - IV
25 Rich Kids on LSD - Riches To Rags

In an outburst of joy and celebration on this Thursday sunny Thursday, here is the only record I have from Hellkrusher (ex Hellbastard + ex Energetic Krusher) :

Hellkrusher - doomsday hour, 1996 vinyl rip of an AMAZING PIECE OF CRUSHING DISCHARGE|AMEBIX THRASHNESS OF ZEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R! R!! R!R!RRRR !RR! !R!R R RRRRRRRRRRRRRR! R!R! !R !!!R R! R! R!R! !
Still searching for the other records. Links & hints (to buy, not dl) ?

And the latest Resistant Culture album proves to be another KILLER ONSLAUGHT OF INDIAN CRUST|DEATH|GRIND|THRASH!!! Formerly with Jess Pintado of Napalm Death and Terrorizer, and with the vocalist on the latest Terrorizer, this is 169% ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!RR! !RR! R!! R!!!!!!!!!R !RR! !R !R ! R! ! !
Resistant Culture - all one struggle, 2008 CD rip
Resistant Culture website
Buy Resistant Culture CDs and merch!!


Oh, yesterday I watched the Anvil movie. I am an avid Anvil fan, I love the records and I looooved this film, yet it is rather sad (the movie, not their excellent-to-amazing discography) so prepare the tissues. Best drama of the year! ZERRRRRR !R !R !R R! If you've played in small bands for crowds of 12 people for the past 25 years, watch this... no love story or slumdog millionaire shit can move you like that. I was 15 and I sold my 5 years old stamp collection to buy a dozen records by Océan, Holocaust, Satan... and "hard'n'heavy", "metal on metal" and the then brand new, immense maszerpiece "forged in fire" ! Zer ! Great day ! Stamps had become really dull. Nostalgia über alles.
There was this big show in Montreal a few years ago with Piledriver, Exciter and Anvil. Anvil buried everyone on the bill easy! Ultimate zer live performance from Anvil. Anvil rock and zer!
Here is a stupid, lame review of the film, you might enjoy this review if you're not an Anvil fan like me...
Watching this movie right after the Iron Maiden "flight 666" thing is rather odd. Same generation, same music style, very different outcome... In comparison the Iron Maiden movie is boring, too repetitive and just obese. Maybe it is too long for what it has to show and say. Much less interesting than "Metal: a Headbanger's journey".
Other than that, happy zer day. One finds stimulating articles on Wikipedia after an Anvil screening, long live shared knowledge!

Viens jouer dans le parc

Review and Zer

Zer! The Eisenvater aftershock being processed, here is a quick review about recent records or simply stuff I've listened to a lot these past weeks, zer'em all. EVENT OF THE YEAR! On Sunday we attended the Amebix show. AMAZING ! Rocking harder than ever after 25 years, zer !!!! Best old-timer show since the GBH show last year !!! Old British punks rule !!! What does NOT rule is this totally boring trend of the past decade to put 4 or 5 opening bands on the bill. Promoters fail to notice that 2 or 3 bands give a better and more enjoyable show than this unzer walmartization of live events: quantity =/= quality, quantity =/= fun. Zer ? Zer. Speaking of legends, let's turn up the celebrity knob a tiny bit and enjoy the new Black Sabbath "the devil you know", ah yes ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Fans of the Dio era will freak out, this is a great album. Let's remain in the radio hard rock camp with a return to mighty bubonic adolescence via the Swiss AC/DC clone, ie. Krokus. I've been addicted since 1982 and their 2004 double-live is a groove fest of solid rock!! Bang your ZER to disc1, disc 2. Everyone needs some cheese. Back to the real world with the Fearless Iranians From Hell demo "peace through power". Unlimited ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR to Michelle from Salmagundi Syncopation for uploading this gem!!! More FIFH. Hardcore with class ? I mean, real hardcore like we meant it in the 80s and not this sub-heavy metal breakdown-infested adolescent crap ? YESSSSSS!!!! Enjoy the 3rd Paint It Black album new lexicon. This is a BOMB of TRUE HARDCORE with over the top arrangements and AWESOME melodies through the raw and fast - yet controlled - thrashing rampage. INSTANT CLASSIC ALERT! I got it in 3 days for a ridiculous price from Jade tree and SO SHOULD YOU! MEGAZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! In the grindcore department, my new BRICK ON THE HEAD is the pulverizing Arson Project (too short) CD blood and locusts. Zer zer ZERRRRRRR!!!!!!!! TFD x Phobia !!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRIND!!!! Still grinding but with more blood and detached body parts, General Surgery blew me away with their new generic-yet-ultra-killer-early-Carcass-mimic of an album Corpus In Extremis - Analyzing Necroticism, a bombastic follow-up to their previous "left hand pathology" masterpiece. Non-stop grinding death metal and thick crust of ZERRRRRREST proportions in constant rotation in my playlist!!! Groove to your bulldozing death! Don't forget you will die! Most probably in a lot of pain, and in debt. The return of thrashing crrrrrrrust death machine legends Extreme Noise Terror with the enormously blistering new record the law of retaliation made the past 4 or 5 weeks a torrid boot camp for my eardrums. This album is the perfect storm of a mix of early, classic crusty grinding ENT from the Chaos UK split/Phonophobia/Peel Sessions era with the super fast death metal oriented neck breaking attack of "being and nothing". EXTREME NOISE ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! Features songs from recent splits (Trap Them and Driller Killer). Buy and smile! Let's try also this bit of dirty and aggressive crustcore with the newest album "born into this" by Bombstrike. Into evil, depressing crust ? Buy this weapon! Discharge are back with the new album disensitise. Great stuff, yet the 2002 album was much better!! Anyway, the gold medal goes to bloody Rattus!!! Their 2 latest albums from 2005 and 2007 have not left my playlist for the past 2 months, we do have here total classics of groove thrash and addictive punk-rock-and-metal with unbelievable hooks and locomotive beats. Bang your head and rebang your head! ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Zer, I haven't heard one second of post-85 Metallica, this is great. Ah: fuck you Guns'n'Roses. $1 Million/song for this piece of chinese democrashit ? Fuck you Guns'n'Roses. Give me a thousandth of the budget and I'll make 92 real albums. Last but not least, you know that evil is bad and that porn will destroy your life. Here are 10 AMAZING videos to proove it! Now play a Distortion X or Khanate record and enjoy your evening!

Zer

Zer! Brutal Truth is the master thing and the end of all things. We played 3 shows opening for them. We now need lung transplants and liver replacements. BT do not do shows, they give performances. Last time I had such feelings was the first time I attended a Bad Brains or Victims Family or RKL show decades ago (or Khanate, yeah, that was formidable too !). BT is the head of the 21st century high class | major cult league. Nobody can compete. They're the fastest-tightest-most crazy live thing ever - and on record too, their new album evolution through revolution is an instant classic of global domination (click the link to hear it in its entirety). Nobody in the grindcore or "extreme" metal scene can even reach BT's toes - technically and composition-wise, BT are on another plane of existence and don't give me any of that Necrophagist joke. BT are the Isaac Newton of rock music. With a bit of Leibniz and Max Planck. BT is art and science of infinite zerness. AWESOME TRIP!!! ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! A big middle finger to the lazy and careless sound guy in Montreal who ruined the show's sound, a very long and large anal probe with rusted spikes and a live cat to the hostile | attitude sound guy in Ottawa who ruined my recording, lick a donkey you toothless bitch. Thanks a lot to the excellent sound guy in Quebec City and thanks a lot to the promoters. Megatons of zer!

Microsoft Songsmith

There is no human word to describe this thing. You MUST watch the video or you will miss a major part of subhuman history.
Idiocracy never stops!!! ZER!!! THE GREAT AVALANCHE OF 2505 IS UPON US!!!

URL for those who use Pissternet Shitplorer: http://www.youtube.com/v/dTXG2uKNLIw&hl
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Microsoft, Guitar Hero, Rock Band...

GORBACHOV vs. WINDOWS VISTA

Video of Russian metal band ANJ - UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!! Really, you have to watch this. Much sadder is the solo album by one of the subhumans who made Windows Vista. ZER!

Acoustitek

Life is short (especially physical life). You really need to maximize your eardrum experience. Please be sure to get that REVOLUTIONARY AUDIO EQUIPMENT for a VERY COMPETITIVE PRICE that will CONSIDERABLY ENHANCE THIS BLOG CONTENT: order from the true audiophile source Acoustitek - endorsed by Bono of YouTube !

A stash of doom and thrash 7 inches

Charles Bronson - youth attack!,USA 1997 Thrash revenge on skull island. USA 1990/2008 Sacrilege BC, Conquest For Death, Abigail, What Happens Next?, Violent Coercion Doom 7 inches: Place of Skulls - the fall / evil seeds Ramesses - master your demons / ramesses II Spiritual Beggars + Grand Magus - split The Obsessed (with Dale Crover) + The Mystick Krewe of Clearlight (with Pepper Keenan) - split 7" (Lynyrd Skynyrd covers) Unearthly Trance - summoning the beast / lord humanless awaken Hardcore thrash 7": Drunken Orgy of Destruction - tam tams revenge 7" Furnace + Relics - split 7" Furnace - 7" Ablaze - 7" After the Bombs - 7" (with KILLER BATHORY COVER ! ZER!) Armatron - 7" The Locust + Melt Banana - split 7" Relics - 7" Smackdown - 7" From the vaults of the palace of President Camacho, here is a survival package of fast grinding thrashcore, stoner rock, sludge and doom gloom for 2009. The ministry of happily joined speed and slow zer informs you that this is MAXIMUM ZER OVERDRIVE DOOM THRASH!!!! And zer. We have tested the very almighty Brawndo, and we says: ZER. Photos to be published in a future of soonish condition. Vinyl rip. Charles Bronson on Wikipedia

Top 10 2008

Happy new zer and it's time for 2008 top 10 lists of everything. So here are the top 10 downloads from this blog (started July 2008) : Prophecy of Doom - peel session + acknowledge the confusion master A.M.Q.A. - mutant cats from hell Paranoïa - the many faces of Zoetrope - amnesty + life of crime Rich Kids on LSD - live United Mutation - freaks out! Corpus Vile - what does it take Massappeal - jazz Negazione - the early days Warfare - two tribes Around 28,000 combined downloads. The pace of posts should remain steady for another few months, then slowly slow down around late Spring. Zer!!!

Le blog alcoolique

Zer ! Bonne année et aussi bonne année.

The blog of blogs

Chewbone gathers 7,000 music blogs such as this one and provides sorting and search modules!!!!! INFINITE ZERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

We The Robots

2 amazing fat blogs

1000 albums here : http://www.mediafire.com/anarchopunk from Damaging Noise. And more collections (Warcollapse ! the new Audio Kollaps !) from Enemy of the Music Business. TOTALLY ZER !!!!!

Hyperkrab

In 2004, when my voice was reeeealy screwed, I was doing this weekly (French speaking) show on CISM, Montreal. Zer on the air.

Hyperkrab 1 Hyperkrab 2 Hyperkrab 3 Hyperkrab 4 Hyperkrab 5 Hyperkrab 6 Hyperkrab 7 Hyperkrab 8

Hyperkrab 9 Hyperkrab 10 Hyperkrab 11 Hyperkrab 12 Hyperkrab 13 Hyperkrab 14 Hyperkrab 15 zer

Les 2 dernières retrouvées par hasard, avec Martin : Hyperkrab 16 Hyperkrab 17 Radio rip. NB: pour les connaisseurs, le spécial St-Valentin (émission d'amour et d'amour) est la numéro 5 (cinq). Songs list

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Zeitgeist - the movie, my ass

Also, BTW speaking of bullshit, fuck the Zeitgeist movie. Stop propagating it. I'm getting tired of hearing how cool this stupid shit is. Here is a constructed, sourced and merciless debunk. Now back to music and ZER.

Unzer

Fellow Zerists, please take a moment to mourn my friend Stéphane's Warfare "Two Tribe"'s demise. Such a tragic accident deserves our deepest condolences and a minute of ultimate noise. TOTALLY UNZER!! Now eat something and go listen to his DCHC inspired band: Crippled Old Farts! ZERRRRR!!! And also soon on the new Porno Coma album, which is in the latest production phase.

Thrash Till Death

Thrash Till Death
This is an amazing blog­!

Zer.