Roger - Le numéro vingt-six

La Rédaction est fière et heureuse de signaler l'irruption du numéro vingt-six.

   

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Rezer: CortisoL - Roger 21

Status : 99% of the Church of Zer is definitely deleted (100% of MediaFire links). Previous posts remain for decoration and archeology.
Reboot, rezer, with probably a change in strategy due to storage and paranoia constraints (files rotation, obfuscation, passwords, shit like that). While this is set up, smoke a good one and check out CortisoL's new album Miss Trauen. Recorded last year, fresh from the press, zer. We'll release a new 6 songs/25 minutes mini album next month.


CortisoL - Miss Trauen, 2011

Buy the magnificently embalmed CD


Dorénavant, le lecteur et la lectrice ne sauront manquer de se tenir informés sur les dernières découvertes mises à jour dans les pages du nouveau numéro de Roger Mag, le seul magazine qui. Church Of Zer prosélytise activement la lecture de ces informations car elles apportent soutien et cheminement aux gens qui s'en souviennent. Nous notons au passage que si Maître Capello pouvait nous arbitrer, nous pourrions établir la liste suivante : a, ra, ars, sera, sarde, sandre, sardine, Sandrine, deux qui la tiennent, trois kilos de mandarines.
Ne manquez pas de lire autre chose ci-dessous. La version papier est encore en circulation. Un véritable lecteur de Roger utilise la version papier.

Brutal Truth - End Time

End Time (LP), 2011 End Time (CD), 2011 split 7" with Spazz, 1996 REZER OF ARMAGGEDDON ZER!!! !!! The Brutal Truth offering for 2011 disinfects any living organism in a 666 km radius. This thing is too awesome in its inline process of body parts liquidation, brain functions swapping and neck breaking to waste time over words. LISSSSSSSSTEN NOW TO THE MOST EXTRA BIGGEST ASSKICKER ALBUM OF THIS YEAR AND THE NEXT!!! BUY IT !!! CONSUME TIL YOUR DOOM !!!! CD rip : edition with 6 extra tracks including Swift & Violent (Violent version) + covers from NYC Mayhem, S.O.B., Napalm Death, D.R.I. and Discharge. Marbled Baby Blue vinyl rip: A1 Malice A2 Simple Math A3 End Time A4 Fuck Cancer A5 Celebratory Gunfire A6 Small Talk A7 .58 Caliber A8 Swift And Violent (Swift Version) A9 Crawling Man Blues A10 Lottery A11 Warm Embrace Of Poverty Synthesizer [Analogue Modular], Electronics – Robert Piotrowicz B1 Old World Order B2 Butcher B3 Killing Planet Earth B4 Gut-Check Electronics – Winters In Osaka B5 All Work And No Play B6 Addicted B7 Sweet Dreams B8 Eco Friendly Discharge B9 Twenty Bag B10 Trash B11 Drink Up Split w/Spazz: Brutal Truth – Pork Farm Brutal Truth – Rumours (Die Kreuzen) Brutal Truth – Foolish Bastard Spazz – Spazz Vs. Mother Nature Spazz – Nuge On A Stick Spazz – Donger Buy the MONSTER!! Buy it AGAIN! More BT

`ATTENTION`

Ainsi le Roger mag numéro 5 de Septembre 1990 est désormais lisible grâce à la puissance de l'électricité sous-jacente le clic de sa couverture ainsi représentée :

Paintbox

Singing Shouting Crying, 1999 Earth Ball Sports Tournament, 2000 Relicts, 2009 Trip, Trance & Travelling, 2009 The superior Japanese sonic genius strikes again! From the ashes of Deathside, Paintbox revive the classic sound of Poison Idea and it is a grand hardcore punk marvel of the intensely rocking sort. Incursions from metal to saddened pop augment this discography to the zerrest stage of satisfaction. A megaton of melodic hooks - why isn't Cry Of The Sheeps a planetary hit??? - and first class musicians (crazy bass lines again!!) make this a non avoidable monument of rock music. SINGING SHOUTING PAINTING ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!R!R!R!R!RRrrrR!RR!R!R!RrrR R! !R rrR !R! R r! !R !R! R!RrRR !R !R! !R !R !R! rrr R! !R !R !R! R! rRrr R! !R R!RRrrrRrRR !R! !R R rrRrRrrRR R!RR! R rRR !R!R!R! R! rRR!R! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!! CD rip, RIP Chelsea (unzer guitheart attack). Relicts CD: contains all the 7" (Paintbox, Black Reporter, The Door, Cry of the Sheeps, ゲンセキ) and many live tracks. AMAZING!!!!!!! 1 炎 2 砂漠 3 The Door 4 Provided Railroad 5 Back Reporter 6 害虫の詩 7 Cry Of The Sheeps 8 Big Ant 9 別未来 10 汚れなき豚友達へ 11 Thorn In My Side (Plastic Pump) - Poison Idea medley 12 Improvisation〜別未来 13 ケモノ 14 猿戦 -サルバトル- 15 刻 16 舵 17 どうしようもねえ世の中 18 Running Step 19 罰災 20 Cry Baby Singing Shouting Crying: Oneside Surprised 刻 -Koku- 猿戦 -サルバトル- もう、やってらんねぇよ Sing A Crying Song どうしようもねえ世の中 Cry Baby Instant Make Your Dream 衝動 Running In Step 雲行き Brimful Feeling 鏡面の世界 嘘だらけ 未来 Trip, Trance and Travelling: Fly On The Ship～Cry Of The Sheeps Praying ヤマアラシ (Hedgehog) Mental Picnic 雪解け (Thaw) 大地救 (Daichikyuu = Save The Ground) 音頭 (Japanese Traditional Dance) Big Ant (70 Km/h Version) 因果応報 (Retribution) 月夜野 (A Field In The Moonlight) ゲンセキ (Raw Ore) 脳天バップ (The Crown Bop) Expiry Sing A Crying Song 空蝉 - うつせみ - (Utsusemi) 出発 –Travelling– (Departure –Travelling–) Paintbox on MySpace

Et maintenant, nos lecteurs francophages ont l'avantage de profiter de la version mimétique du Roger Mag numéro 4 de févriyeah 1990 via un cliquètement sur

Oxbow

Fuck Fest, 1989 King Of The Jews, 1991 Let Me Be A Woman, 1995 Serenade In Red, 1997 An Evil Heat, 2002 Love That's Last, 2006 (compilation CD only - live DVD not ripped!) The Narcotic Story, 2007 ACH! Among the brightest stars of the Eternal Zer Top Ten, Oxbow share the largest torch with a select few of the Eisenvater caliber. Of course Oxbow sound nothing like Eisenvater, the armored divinity of exoskeleton alpha metal, although there is a tangible spiritual connection between both worlds. Oxbow be crazincredible twisted heavy torture rock as in the Melvins on drugs wearing Shellac's underwear to have fun bulldozing Sonic Youth: I'm all wet already. It's hard to select a favorite in their discography, but An Evil Heat seems to be the most effective in the quest for brain-tattooing 4-dimensional soul-marshaling hyper songs. Some of these riffs never leave, never, petit poney de chevalier blanc. Once you've been hit by Oxbow, you cannot turn back and pretend they don't exist forever. Exist to resist and resisting success! Bow to Oxbow!!! Stronger than Satan! More haunting than Jesus! The power of TRUE LOVE!!! THE SOUND OF ETERNAL LIFE!!! OXBOW FOREVER ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R! !RR!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!R!R! !R!R! R!R!RR!rRrRr rRRrrR!R!R !R !R !R! RrrrRR !R !!R! R! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RrRR !R !R! !R! R! !R !R! !R !R!R RRRRRRR r r R!R!R!R R R !R! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!RrrrrRRR!R !R!! RR!R!RRRR!R!R!R!RR!R!R R!R!R! rr R rR !RR!R!RR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!R! !R !R r R rRRRrR !R!RR! !! ! ! ! ! CD rip. Buy Oxbow music NOW!!! Buy Oxbow music and shirts AGAIN!!!

SLIPS ET PENTAGRAMES !










En guise de complément supplémentaire, voici le Roger numéro 3 de Juin 1989.
Pour le consommer, clitorise l'image ci-dessous et utilise l'électricité du PDF approprié :

Depression

Money Chain 7", 1984 Depression LP, 1985 Australia, Australia 12", 1985 The Reactor Records years CD, 1982/1984/1985 (2008 reissue) Australia And More (split 12" w/Gash), 1984/1985/1986 Big Brother 7", 1986 Thrash Til Death, 1988 (new rip) Semi repost alert! Here are the new things to complete the 2008 publication of Depression material: the two 7" (which I downloaded from another blog but forgot which one, sorry dude, but thanks), finally a rip of the first album and the split with Gash (but not the Gash side yet), the marvelous CD reissue and a better rip of the fantastic Thrash Til Death LP. The 1982/1984 stuff is very UK punk sounding, while Australia, Australia is an amazing metalli-vitaminic complement to your Broken Bones | Permanent Damage collection. Thrash Til Death is still the awesome raw metal attack with massive early Accüsed input | late Attitude Adjustment input. Classic Ultra Hard Core Mega Heavy Punk Metal Thrash ZERRRRRRRRR R R R RRRRRRRRRRRrr RRr r R r RR!R !R !R !R! ! !! !RRRRRRRRRRRRR !R!R!R !! ! !R ! !R!R ! ! ! !R!!!! Link to the live album? CD rip and vinyl rip: Depression LP: A1 Geneva Convention A2 Pilled Out A3 Man Death Destruction A4 Big Business A5 M.X. Warhead A6 Breath Of Death A7 They Wouldn't A8 What A Strange World A9 When You're Young A10 Their War, Your Death A11 Religion A12 I'm So Bored A13 More Of Us. Less Of Them B1 Universal Product Code B2 Time Bomb B3 No Escape From The System B4 Work All Day B5 Grown Up Strange B6 Time Freeze B7 School Kids B8 I Hate Yobbos B9 Nightmoves, Countdown, Sounds B10 Big Chief B11 Brainless Conformists B12 Money Chain B13 Noise Australia And More: A1 Depression (2) – Geneva Convention A2 Depression (2) – Money Chain A3 Depression (2) – Time Bomb A4 Depression (2) – No Escape A5 Depression (2) – Australia Australia A6 Depression (2) – Social Tension A7 Depression (2) – T.V. Lies A8 Depression (2) – The Plan A9 Depression (2) – The Box A10 Depression (2) – Eternal Genocide A11 Depression (2) – Dirty Fucken USA A12 Depression (2) – Copper Chopper A13 Depression (2) – This Side Up A14 Depression (2) – Civilization Of Destruction Tracks A1 to A4 taken from the "Depression" LP 1985, recorded in August 1984 @ Platinum Studio and remixed in September 1984 @ York St. Studio. Tracks A5 to A13 taken from the "Australia Australia" 12"EP 1985, recorded on May 5th, 1985 @ Richmond Records. Track A14 recorded on January 2nd, 1986 @ Hardcore House. Thrash Til Death LP: A1 Money A2 Civilisation Of Destruction A3 Freedom And War A4 Filthy Trash A5 Have A Look Around A6 Instrumental A7 Fifty Bucks B1 Masters Of The Universe B2 Pagan Rites B3 Kill For Christ B4 Out Of Touch B5 Spiritual Warrior Australia, Australia 12": This Side A1 Australia, Australia A2 Social Tension A3 T.V. Lies A4 The Plan That Side B1 The Box B2 Eternal Genocide B3 Dirty Fucken U.S.A. B4 Copper Chopper B5 This Side Up The CD compiles: 40 tracks from the debut 7" 'Money Chain', the 'Depression' LP and the 'Australia Australia' 12" and 3 previously Unreleased 1982 Demos!!!

La rédaction stimule la satisfaction des désirs archéologiques des opto-lecteurs potentiels de Roger Mag, le seul magazine qui. Ceux qui sont encore réveillés peuvent en effet cliquer outre mesure l'assemblée de bits ci-dessous afin de relire le numéro 2 de novembre 1988 dont plusieurs informations peuvent vous avoir échappé :

Christmas in May : new Artillery + new Rotten Sound

Artillery - My Blood, 2011 (digi edition w/2 bonus) Rotten Sound - Cursed, 2011 The postman is one of my favorite human beings, look what he brought me today. The Danish kings of thrash metal return with My Blood, great follow-up to the 2009 super powered When Death Comes. I still have to listen to it a couple dozen times more to have a real opinion. My Blood sounds excellent, and even if it does not seem to match When Death Comes, it provokes a great amount of headbanging and air guitar. Fist in the air!! Now Rotten Sound's Cursed... Holy shit. Only 2 spins confirm it's nothing less than a grinding MONSTER full of merciless crust and sludge. I think I already like it more than Cycles. Fuck yeah! It's mean, it's fast, it's dark, it's a murder, it's awesome, it's Christmas. CD rip. Buy My Blood and all Artillery masterpieces Buy Cursed and more Rotten Sound bulldozers All Artillery All Rotten Sound

Too old, too cold ? Aaaah kids today... and their modern garbage with so many atrocious sections - the "emo" parts scream SHOOT ME IN THE KNEE, SHOOT ME IN THE KNEE!! Get the barf bag ready:

Nice makeup, but the vocalist ought to schedule an appointment with the nearest veterinarian. Listen to Artillery and Rotten Sound and learn the usage of a throat without the disgraceful vomit inducing auto-tune.
Ah shit.

But yes! Only 3 more weeks before the official return of the kings:


Et puisque c'est Noël, la rédaction de Roger Mag, le seul magazine qui, offre à la populace en transes une exhumation de ses archives qui sentent bon. Aujourd'hui, voici le numéro 1 de Roger Mag, initialement publié en septembre 1988. Pour ceci dont qu'est-ce qu'il est question, opérez un cliquement de rongeur électrique sur sa couverture ci-slip afin de le lire avec des yeux au plat:



Et encore merci à Stéphane pour le logo !

Roger Mag numéro vingt (Zwanzig)

[English subtitle: Roger Mag is the zine I've published since 1988, and we just released a new issue. Don't speak French ? Babel Fish will turn it into Polish from Uranus for you, or check out Dave Mustaine vs. the wolves !]

Il est là, il est très très joli, il sent le poil, il est orange (malgré la blancheur du prototype sur la photo), c'est le Roger Mag numéro 20 (Zwanzig) !

Roger Mag numéro vingt (Zwanzig) sur mediafire si ça fonctionne pas en direct ci-dessus
D'autres plissures d'arbre rapé sur RogerMag.com
Il est gratuit à Montréal chez Millenium (BDs sur Rivard/Marianne), Profusion (CDs sur Ontario/Papineau) et à l'Échange (Mont-Royal). S'il en reste.
20 numéros depuis 1988, ça sent l'arthrite, l'incontinence et le sapin.

Pour étendre son bien-être, l'e-primate peut continuer son voyage en slip sur Singe-Matin grâce à qui Roger ne serait pas ce qu'il est, et pour cause, comme son nom l'indique.


Pour davantage de nostalgie, et de la vraie, celle qui sent l'acné pré-internet, la Cicciolina, les deux premiers Venom et Holy Grail, voici tirés du site excellent france.metal.museum.free.fr les scans de tous les Enfer Magazine et Metal Attack, oui !!! Avec plein de Vulcain ! De 1983 à 1987... Deux magazines à la ponctuation créative et offrant une alternative reposante à Newlook et Lui, dont on attendait impatiemment la sortie chaque mois via une campagne incessante de harcèlement de buraliste. Merci Enfer pour tous ces moments de joie épique, grâce à tes articles souvent ridiculement pompeux mais toujours alléchants de nouveautés j'ai découvert Venom, Voivod, Chateaux, Vopo's, Metallica, Vulcain, Hellhammer, Slayer, Raven, Avenger, Satan, Crumbsuckers, Accept, Battleaxe, Tysondog, Mercyful Fate et plein d'autres interdits par la condescendance aristocratique de Maximum Rock'n'Roll et l'incompétence admirable de Best ou Rock'n'Folk. Zer !

Roger Mag. numéro dix-neuf

AVIS À LA POPULATION

La rédaction informe la population que le numéro dix-neuf du célèbre magazine en papier Roger Mag. est disponible à la consommation (à Montréal : Millenium, Profusion, à Paris : zer, ailleurs : rezer). Pour un plaisir électronique similaire, veuillez cliquer: