Crisis

01. Crisis - 8 Convulsions, 1994 CD Album      Too Damn Hype Records - TDH0007-2 02. Crisis - Deathshead Extermination, 1996 CD Album      Metal Blade Records - 3984-14108-2 03. Crisis - The Hollowing, 1997 CD Album      Metal Blade Records - 3984-14141-2 04. Crisis - Like Sheep Led To Slaughter, 2004 CD Album      The End Records - TE044 Another old request, another rezer. Posting was slow this past couple of weeks because I was on vacation. The pace will now return to less slow, maybe. Anyway, let's have a full new serving of Crisis, the amazing band that blew me away in 1996 when I randomly bought the Deathshead Extermination album. This was another completely miraculous blind date with soundgasm. I love it when it happens, you pick a random CD at the store hoping it won't be too awful and it actually grows you another tumor. We listened to that album night and day. The other three albums are great too. But... Deathshead Extermination is a classic in the family. Brain torsion, subtle torture with a fork and throat crunching are on the menu. I wouldn't know how to tag it, maybe rocking doom thrash? Silverfish and Coroner at the wedding of Rollins and Sepultura? Who cares? Listen and bleed! !ZER Crisis ZER! Remove brackets and unzip: [cidre]

Fans of Terry Gilliam anywhere? His latest movie is a sad disaster. The days of Brazil, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and 12 Monkeys are long gone and buried. Zero Theorem is a steady walk into the large realms of dusty boredom and auto-parody. I'd rather attend a Stryper show than watch this rehashed, uninspired, unchallenging thick crap again. For 10 minutes into the movie, I thought and rejoiced it was some sort of adaptation of Grant Morrison's hallucinogenic masterpiece The Filth, but no, it's just old new age bullshit for the Avatar generation. I feel fucking betrayed, this is Gilliam's Cold Lake.

Crisis

8 Convulsions, 1994 Deathshead Extermination, 1996 The Hollowing, 1997 Like Sheep Led To The Slaughter, 2004 Crisis swim in their own industrially polluted lake, they were as unique a band as Acid Bath or Spaceboy. Or Eisenvater. Describing their music would take long sentences, light it up instead. On the menu, violence, darkness and death sludge in a twisted metal form that produced three excellent albums (1st, 3rd and 4th) and one universal masterpiece, the zerrifying Deathshead Extermination, another passenger of the EZTT (Eternal Zer Top Ten). This monster opens your thorax, it's like Voïvod's Killing Technology mixed up with Melvins' Ozma with Wendy O Williams in her periods and Kevin Sharp on drugs (haha) on vocals, or something like that. Aaaaaarrrrrghhhhh!!!! CD rip.