My war in Iran’s going great!
Ev’ry option I’ve chosen’s first rate.
But the “fake news” is claiming
The opposite, blaming
My acts for the glitch with the Strait.
They are trying to make me lose face,
And it’s THEIR fault I’m losing my base.
But I’ll get them back soon,
And they’ll sing a new tune…
Cuz my pal Brendan Carr’s on the case.
Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he’s stunned they won’t aid
With the Hormuz blockade…
How dare they rebuff his dictations!
Trump’s Kennedy Center takeover has been nothing short of disastrous. (Cancelled performances, empty seats, unsold tickets, bookers unable to book.) So, in a vain attempt to hide the damage he’s personally caused, Trump announced he’s closing the venue in July for a 2-year renovation. (I guess affixing fake gold takes time.)
Why’s the Kennedy Center soon closing?
Cuz Trump WRECKED it; its rep’s decomposing.
Most great talent says, “No!
Won’t perform there!” And so,
It’s near death from a ticket sale hosing.
Trump’s as bad as I thought, maybe worse.
On our nation and world, he’s a curse.
If his goal is upheaval,
He’s brilliantly evil.
Hope you weren’t expecting light verse.
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
You can email her at madkane@madkane.com, visit her non-political humor blog, or stop by her home page.
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