Run, Newt, Run!
Oh goody — Newt Gingrich is exploring the possibility of maybe, conceivably running for president. Either that, or it’s yet another of his book publicity stunts:
Run, Newt, Run! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Newt, I don’t care if you run—
Changed my mind — a Newt run would be fun.
Your divorces and scams
And your ethical jams—
I can’t wait to see just how they’re spun.
(More Newt Gingrich humor here.)
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Election Limerick, Newt Gingrich, Presidential Campaign Humor
Newt, Newt, who was such an old coot
Couldn’t wait to wear the president’s suit
He had nine lives
Not to mention three wives
And was a liar and hypocrite to boot.
Fun one, Hansi!