Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... rolling in the hay with Trevor Donovan.

Trevor you can get your little doggie 

along this way any ol' time. (pics via)  
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Trevor Donovan Seven Times

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Trevor Donovan Nine Times

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Hello, beefcake --

hit the jump for the rest!

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Today's Mood

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I feel sort of bag for ragging on Linda Hamilton, legend, for making that deliriously doofy face in the SyFy flick Bermuda Tentacles (wtf with that title) but I took five minutes out of my life to fast-forward through it (it's out on DVD next week -- don't buy it!) to see if her co-star Trevor Donovan ever dropped his military uniform at any point, and he does not, so a big middle finger to everybody involved, I says. What are we even here for, Bermuda Tentacles? You have let us all down. Bermuda Tentacles.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... Ashton Kutcher's grease monkey.

It's been a long time since we did one of these - hey it's National Underwear Day! Of course it's been a long time because every day is National Underwear Day as far as I'm concerned, and finding pictures I haven't posted already is kind of a chore. Mind you, a wonderful chore! These are the chores I adore. But after an hour of looking I only dug up a dozen or so not-posted-before pictures. Click here to see all the old posts, and hit the jump for several new-to-here pics.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... admiring the view with Trevor Donovan.

Trevor really likes posting pics of his own butt on Instagram.

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Trevor Donovan Three Times

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(via) Whoever slapped all that obnoxious type over Trevor Donovan's bared torso should be dragged into the town square and pelted with heads of lettuce until they apologize.

Trevor Donovan Eleven Times

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I really spectacularly hate the styling in these photographs (it's like the Hot Topic tent at a Sauerkraut festival) but Trevor Donovan does a slightly - slightly - better job selling us on "edgy" ridiculousness than Hugh Dancy and Jared Padalecki did in two similarly ill-considered photo-shoots back in the day, probably just by value of giving us some skin. (Did I say probably?) Hit the jump for more.

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... making like Brokeback with Trevor Donovan. (via)

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Trevor Donovan and a Puppy Three Times

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(click to embiggen) The shamelessness of these paparazzi pictures (via) is deep enough to make one come to a new understanding with the very concept of shamelessness and how deep it can actually go - oh I always take off my shirt and snuggle puppies in public! - but it's not like I can resist such a thing anyway. And I suppose I owe y'all an eyeball cleanser after the creeptastic post I just posted before this. See lots more Trevor at this ol' link and this ol' link.

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Trevor Donovan Four Times

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To add to that gratuitous collection from way back.
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Way To Win Me Over, Trevor Donovan

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I've been putting off doing a gratuitous post for the model/actor Trevor Donovan for awhile now. For one, he's best known now for being on 90210 and I gave that thing about 10 seconds of my time before my eyeballs packed up tiny little overnight bags and slammed the door on my ass, saying they'd be back when I grew some sense. For another, he was a male model and there are a lot (as you'll see) of really excessively beefcakey shots of him out there. As if that isn't the definition of these gratuitous posts? Somehow he just seemed excessive, I guess. He hadn't grabbed me as anything beyond a very pretty but bland thing, and I usually want a little more personality here I guess. I guess. But then they went and announced that he's the gay character on the show, which caught my eye...

And then even more importantly today he tweeted a picture of his copy of Suzanne Collins' Mockingjay! Okay dude, you have proven yourself a dork on my level, and there certainly cannot be resistance to that. None! I am yours, Trevor Donovan. You win. Now just let me know if you're Team Peeta or Team Gale...

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