Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... training with Tom Daley. (via)

I don't know what he's training for -- he's not a part of the ongoing Olympics is he? He's, like, a Summer guy? And these slutty unitards are hardly diving regulation. (I am so knowledgable about Sports, y'all.) Anyway you might know this already but I've been keeping an ongoing Twitter thread devoted to Mr. Daley right here, it's got lots more to see and wonder upon. He is, as the saying goes, Gay Rights.

Gratuitous Tom Daley

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We can all breath a sigh of relief today. Tom Daley's speedo area is definitely getting some action. Of the man-on-man sort! And while I don't want to say that were he entirely heterosexual that terrific ass of his would be going unloved, well the numbers are in our favor that that terrific ass of his is probably most definitely getting the attention it so deserves now that we know there's another dude at the wheel. Phew!

In all seriousness though good on him. Glad he was able to take the public leap (har har). So we've posted pictures of Mr. Daley in the past - see here and especially here - but I have a ton sitting around and this is as good a chance as I'll probably ever get to finally post 'em. Dive on past the jump for a few dozen...

Tom Daley Two Times

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(pics via; click to embiggen) I can't believe I never noticed it, especially since in retrospect I see it occurred to everybody else immediately, but it took my boyfriend watching A Room With a View the other week and pointing it out for me to see how much Tom Daley looks like Young Rupert Graves.

Rupert was hotter, of course. In my opinion.

And he got good and truly naked repeatedly. 

But Daley's a spicy little meatball anyway.

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poll by twiigs.com

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Dom Should Be Diving Into Tom Daley's Speedo

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I just realized that British diver Tom Daley and British actor Dominic Cooper both share similar Boston Terrier-ish eyeball traits, and then I realized that we need to figure out how to fold space and time so that the admittedly older Dom could play Tom Daley in his bio-pic... aka Two Hours of Dominic Cooper Wearing A Speedo: The Movie. Right? Right.

The Expendables Take The Olympics

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That picture is totally making me rewrite the London Olympics into something much more action-packed than they were. You do know that once upon a time Jason Statham was a diver, right? So naturally I'm mentally writing a story of terrorism set in the world of competitive diving... and naturally, this all leads to Jason Statham and Dolph Lundgren kidnapping a speedo-clad Tom Daley for... nefarious... purposes...

Yes please! Anyway there be a whole bunch of movies out today, including The Expendables 2... which yes will now totally pale in comparison to the story I just laid out. Take that, Stallone! 

Also out is Cosmopolis, which I've reviewed twice (once twice) now, and Sparkle, Whitney Houston's final film, which I have also seen and which I throw down a couple of very quick thoughts about in this week's piece over at Celebrity Beehive, where I also talk up all the other movies (ParaNorman, Compliance, Robot and Frank, The Odd Life of Timothy Green) out today. 

But really, this is all you're thinking about. Admit it. 

Anybody seen Terry Crews? He loves speedos.

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Tom Daley Four Times

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I made sure all of these were from this year's Olympics so we're not breaking any pervert laws or anything. This makes me no less of a dirty old man, but whatever. He likes the attention. ETA What the hell, here are a few more after the jump...