Showing posts with label Rodrigo Santoro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rodrigo Santoro. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 09, 2025

Which is Hotter?


Actors slash beautiful hunks-o-beef Alan Ritchson and Rodrigo Santoro are right now right this minute down in Australia shooting a movie together that's called Runner, from the director of The Expendables 4 -- it's about "a high-end courier [who] has 3 hours to transport a liver from Brisbane to the Gold Coast" so I think we can expect lots of, you know, running. And a liver! But for this exact moment the two have been caught (via their respective Instagrams) being much more static and lounging around half-naked on a boat together, and we're good with that! Indeed we feel inspired to whip out a fun little poll for y'all...



I think having expectations on the lower end of expectations is probably a good way to go into this movie, but who knows -- we might have a fun action classic ahead! Optimism! Let's try it on for a second. It feels... funny. Whatever. The world needs more silly action movies not based on video-games or involving Jack Black in any shape, way, or form, so I say bring this on. Livers for everbody! Hit the jump for a few more photos of these fine ass fellas chillaxing in the sun...

Friday, January 24, 2025

Rodrigo Santoro Seven Times


What a perfect Friday treat -- a new photoshoot of Brazil's greatest export Rodrigo Santoro from Bazaar magazine (via). And our fella is looking really good, right? It looks like he's finally recovered from losing all that weight for a role like a decade ago -- I wish actors would stop doing that. Christian Bale done messed up an entire generation of our most precious and beautiful treasures. Anyway point being hi Rodrigo! Happy to see you. And now we shall hit the jump to see some more...

Wednesday, March 01, 2023

Good Morning, Rodrigo


Our old friend Rodrigo Santoro is Bello magazine's cover-hunk this month, looking typically hunky -- I say that but it feels like ages since we've had the pleasure! You can read the chat over at Bello, where he talks about his role on Wolf Pack, the new Teen Wolf spin-off series that co-stars one Miss Buffy Summers. Have any of you watched the show? I have actually heard it is terrible, and I also (inexplicably) never watched the original Teen Wolf in the first place, so I have not. But I am glad it's put Rodrigo in front of me again! Hit the jump for a big ol' pile of pictures...

Thursday, August 04, 2022

There You Are, Rodrigo Santoro



(via) Talk about somebody
we don't see nearly enough of.
(These pics are apparently from 2006
around the time he co-starred in 300.)

Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Shovin' Into Overdrive


I missed a press screening of Top Gun Maverick while I was away so I'm not sure if I'll make it out to see the sequel or not -- I'm still not going to public screenings, especially with COVID numbers on the rise here in NYC (and everywhere else). But at least I can look at these photos of Glen Powell for Men's Health and make some "vroom vroom" noises (in my pants) and pretend. 

Vroom vroom, y'all. I mean. They knew what they were doing with that photo. Sheesh. There's also a workout video at the link, and photos of Glen's TGM co-stars Jay Ellis and Danny Ramirez to boot. (See them below, with a poll!) And it sounds like all the critics who did manage to see the movie thought it a fine summer blockbuster, which doesn't really surprise me -- Tom Cruise, as foul a human as he might be, has honed his craft down to a sheen. 


In bonus news did y'all catch all this while I was gone?

Thursday, December 03, 2020

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

I Love You Phillip Morris (2010)

Steven: Sometimes you have to shave a little 
off the puzzle piece just to make it fit.

A happy 10 to Glenn Ficarra and John Requa's maybe-a-little-ahead-of-its-time gay rom-com starring Jim Carrey as a compulsive liar who falls, like we all once fell, for Ewan McGregor. I was really hoping to re-watch it here before this anniversary but haven't found the chance -- I loved the film when it came out though! Have you seen it lately? I could see this one aging like wine or like milk -- not sure which way it's gone but I'm dying to check for myself. Especially those Rodrigo Santoro scenes...



Tuesday, July 09, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Arthur: I'd stay away from wasps if I were you, Mrs. Starlin. Socially the queen wasp is on the level with a Black Widow spider. They're both carnivorous, they paralyze their victims and then take their time devouring them alive. And they kill their mates in the same way, too. Strictly a one-sided romance.

I was just going to wish the Wasp Woman herself Susan Cabot a happy birthday -- she was born on this day in 1927 (no she is not still alive, I'm getting to that) -- with a good quote from the movie, but when I checked our archives to see if I'd used the above "good quote" before I instead stumbled upon a sad reminder that has made me sad! I was reminded that in 2007 we came real close to getting a movie called Black Oasis about Susan Cabot, starring Rose McGowan and Rodrigo Santoro and directed by Priscilla Queen of the Desert filmmaker Stephan Elliott. 

Why would anybody make a movie about the relatively unknown lead actress of a bunch of mostly bad B-movies, you ask? Well first off they didn't make the movie, so they wouldn't, clearly. But they might have made it because Cabot had one of those "only in Hollywood" tragic endings -- she was beaten to death with a barbell by her dwarf son, who blamed the murder on a ninja. Yes, really. They need to make this movie!
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Wednesday, May 01, 2019

Good Morning, World

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Quick note: I've got Tribeca screenings this morning so we'll be blog-quiet until later today. That said... hello, good morning, hey did you hear that Vincent Cassel just joined the cast of Westworld for the third season? That's the sort of casting news that sounds obvious in retrospect -- like you find yourself asking yourself if he hadn't already been there on the show the entire time. Of course they're not telling us anything about his character yet, and I'll be goddamned if I can recall literally anything about how the last season ended -- anybody? But Ben Barnes and Rodrigo Santoro and James Marsden all need a boyfriend if you ask me, so...


Monday, January 21, 2019

Quote of the Day

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"People feel sorry for me, but they shouldn’t. I really believe I got the best kiss in that movie, hands down... We were both very broken-hearted when we made that movie. He had just been dumped, I had just been dumped. I remember the day we had to film, we were both slumping to the scene. He was like, ‘Laura, my heart is broken,’ I was like, ‘So is mine.’ I turned to him and said, ‘Well, all day long we get to make each other feel better.’"

I don't know who these people are that're feeling "sorry" for Laura Linney -- I guess because her character has to bail mid-way through Love Actually's make-out session with Brazilian dream-boat Rodrigo Santoro -- but I'm glad she sets them straight (watch the video here) because clearly Laura Linney has lived enough life for all of us and her lips should be torn from her body and gilded and put on display in a museum. Okay that's a bit much, but you get my point. 


Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Who Wore It Best?

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It's Brit versus Brazilian today for a beautiful birthday babe-off - Rodrigo Santoro, most recently of Westworld but one we've been loving on since the second Charlie's Angels movie at least, turns 43 today, while former Lee Pace good friend and Hobbit and Hannibal actor Richard Armitage is hitting 47. 

So to celebrate this monumental simultaneous occasion I went and dug up some pictures of the two actors in sweaty revolutionary drag for two different projects (Santoro in Che and Dick in Strike Back) and now you must choo choo choose...

Tuesday, December 06, 2016

Good Day, Westworld

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I hope that everyone's main take-away from the Westworld finale was that we need a Rodrigo Santoro & Leonardo Nam love-affair to happen next season. It's mine! Seriously though I'd love to hear everyone's thoughts - mainly because I am home sick and this is all the post you're gonna get today and it will fill in some of the emptiness, but also because this is a show that wants, needs, begs, to be talked about. 

Like - how about the rest of this scene, with that homosexual predator getting stabbed up the backside like every homosexual predator in mainstream entertainment has gotten since time immemorial? That was something. Something you'll see in loving detail coming up after the jump actually, since Rodrigo was naked when it happened. So just be prepared for some blood alongside your ass when you hit the jump is all I am saying...

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Good Morning, Westworld

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I know this howl of rage is a week late - I fell a little behind with my Westworld viewing - but WHAT THE FUCK, show, with that blanket. I mean REALLY. Tessa Thompson wouldn't take the time to put a robe on before opening the door but she would take the time to swaddle Rodrigo's bits? COME ON.

All the articles were right - they did reveal the bad guy to the show last week and the bad guy is that damn blanket. Aaaanyway I am all caught up now, through this week's episode, so y'all should tell me your thoughts / opinions on the show in the comments! After we hit the jump and stare at some more naked Rodrigo Santoro (excuse me "Naked" must be in quotation marks thanks to that damn blanket)...

Monday, August 22, 2016

Cowboy Junkies

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The first big batch of promotional images for HBO's Westworld series got dropped over the weekend (thx Mac) and several of our favorites gentlemen-callers were featured among them - namely James Marsden & Rodrigo Santoro & Ben Barnes. Now we know better than to put anybody up against Jimmy because... Jimmyyyyyyy... but we'll ask you to choose between the other two because cruelty is indeed our middle name...


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Westworld premieres October 2nd.
And a happy birthday to Rodrigo today...


Monday, December 07, 2015

Is That A Gun In Your Butt, Joel Edgerton...

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... or are you just happy to see me? The second trailer for Jane Got a Gun, Natalie Portman's western with Joel and Ewan McGregor and Rodrigo Santoro, and Boyd Holbrook, aka all of the hot dudes, is out (via), you can watch it right below. (Here's a link to the first trailer.)
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The film still doesn't seem to have a solid release date but they're saying "2016" so expect to see this sometime in the next 12 months, or not, I don't know. What I do know if that Joel Edgerton's been spending a lot of his time lately at the beach and I have just about forty pictures of that for you after the jump...
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Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Yeehaw Lil' Doggie

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Blink and you'll miss Rodrigo Santoro working a whole lotta straggly outlaw look in the just released international trailer for Jane Got a Gun (I mention it's international even though it's in English because it's got annoying French subtitles that are keeping me from making any more gifs out of it), the long fucked around Western starring Natalie Portman, Joel Edgerton and Ewan McGregor. But you can blink all you want watching it and you won't miss the rough-hewn romance-cover look that Joel's rocking.

You can watch the full trailer right here, or click over to The Playlist for a big gallery of pictures from the film. It's finally supposed to come out in the US in February, or if you're in France it will be out next month. Polly vu sexy beard, Monsieur Cowboy!


Wednesday, September 30, 2015

I Am Link

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--- Damned Spot - I'll be seeing the other 2015 Michael Fassbender movie this weekend (the "other" one in this case meaning Danny Boyle's Steve Jobs) at the New York Film Festival, but I gotta say I'm more excited for his Macbeth, which lord knows when I'll see that. Presumably with the rest of you people in December, sigh. Anyway there are some new pictures and posters and an interview with the likely suspects (Michael's wearing an awfully clingy little t-shirt) over at The Playlist today, with regards to Macbeth, so check those out if you care to.

--- Holy Waters - That BFI tribute to John Waters in London is starting tomorrow I think and BuzzFeed chatted with the director on what else, his dating techniques. Some very funny stuff in there though, as usual -- it makes me sad that I'm not totally on-board with his obsession with Boom! and therefore he hates me - I recognize its camp value but it's also tedious as fuck to watch.

--- Genitals Deep - Well this is unexpected and strange -- Deadline's gotten a hold of a contract that the extras working on HBO's reboot of Westworld had to sign, which details a whole lotta sinnin' going on:

"This document serves to inform you that this project will require you to be fully nude and/or witness others fully nude and participate in graphic sexual situations. By accepting this Project assignment, you may be required to do any of the following: appear fully nude; wear a pubic hair patch; perform genital-to-genital touching; have your genitals painted; simulate oral sex with hand-to-genital touching; contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude; pose on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; ride on someone’s back while you are both fully nude; and other assorted acts the Project may require. The Project will also include language and sexual situations that some may consider personally objectionable or uncomfortable.”"

That's 'Quote of the Day' stuff right there! Of course this will just be porny background noise, and I doubt that main players like James Marsden, Ben Barnes or Rodrigo Santoro will be involved with any "genital-to-gential touching"... dammit.

--- Always Bet On Bill -  I'm down with the essence of this piece over at HitFix - why is the 1990 comedy Quick Change with Bill Murray and Geena Davis so damned hard to find? It's an astonishingly funny film, from what I remember -- I loved it when I was a kid, but I haven't seen it in many years. Besides that that article also led me to this old interview with Mr. Murray which is a must-read to believe - he was at Elvis' funeral! He's the legendiest of legends.

--- A Hem's Worth - While this interview with Kate Winslet talking about making The Dressmaker is fun, I was kind of sad with the way she danced around the subject of "Liam Hemsworth's Abs" - clearly she's a pro and has been at this media game long enough to know that would be all of the headlines and she doesn't want to objectify poor Liam that way, but come on, Kate. It's Liam Hemsworth. His abs are a hashtag, not human.

--- No Guilt in Pleasure - Having seen the documentary De Palma at NYFF (and reviewed it) I've been looking around and clicking on anything having to do with the director, which led me to this 1987 interview with him talking about all of his so-called "Guilty Pleasure" movies, and it's quite the list. In a weird way I feel as if it speaks more to the man who was making movies at 1987 specifically (that's the year he put out The Untouchables) than it does to what he'd say today, which makes it even more interesting.

--- Big Book - I wasn't really very fond of Jurassic World so I'm not especially looking forward to whatever director Colin Trevorrow does next (besides another Jurassic movie because those damned dinos will always suck me in) but this is a pretty killer cast he's lined up for The Book of Henry -- Naomi Watts, Sarah Silverman, Lee Pace, Dean Norris, and that kid from Room that's getting all the raves alongside Brie Larson. (thanks Mac) No word on what the movie's about yet though.

--- Pose Struck - Last week we celebrated the 20th anniversary of Showgirls and I totally missed this piece at EW where they actually talked to director Paul Verhoeven about the film! (Thanks Mac) In fact I haven't read it yet, I'm saving it for today's lunch-time read since it's a bit lengthy - a blessing, not a curse! I did skim it to see if they got any information on him about the release of his "rape revenge" movie with Isabelle Huppert though, and saw nothing. Come on, man! I need that like air.
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Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Good Morning, World

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Well here's a thing that I didn't know exists until last week when we got a comment here that it, you know, exists - in a deleted scene from the I Love You Phillip Morris DVD we get to see some of the footage of Rodrigo Santoro that didn't make it to the finished film (his role ended up ultimately too tiny, save a nice bit of swanning around a swimming pool) including an intimate little scene between him and Jim Carrey in flashback.

What an underrated funny little movie this is - hopefully it'll find its rightful place in the movie pantheon in the future once all the crap from this decade has fallen away and we're looking back on its best comedies. It deserves it. (Thanks for the heads-up, Anonymous!)


Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Santoro Christ Superstar

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Aww shucks I missed the news way back in January that Rodrigo Santoro is going to play Jesus in the remake of Ben Hur, thereby rendering all of the fun blaspheming puns I could've come up with stale at this point. Just think of what a good time I could've had with "No one comes to the Father except through me." Dammit! Oh well. And JA wept. 

In related news Rodrigo's movie with Will Smith (and Will Smith's tits) and Margot Robbie called Focus is out this weekend and I mean no offense to you if you've already bought your ticket and are reading this while camped out at the theater waiting for it to start but I can't even imagine who in their right mind would pay actual money to see this movie. Every time I see the commercials for it - and I feel like I see the commercials for this movie a ton - I keep waiting for the reason to see this movie to be given; there's got to be some ace up their sleeve! A shot, a twist, an anything! And nothing comes. It looks like the kind of movie you'd forget you saw halfway before it's even over. Do better, everyone.
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Monday, December 22, 2014

Your Tits Are Hanging Out, Will Smith

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Will Smith's always had a great rack but it's kind of a surprise that it's more prominently displayed in the trailer for his new movie Focus than that of his co-star Margot Robbie, I think. But then I checked and this movie's from the dudes who directed the terrific I Love You Phillip Morris, so...

... Will Smith's rack plus all the shirtless Rodrigo Santoro's starting to make some sense. But really, it's nothing...

... but non-stop...

... man-meat. (Okay okay Margot's technically the focus of that last shot but she's not where I was looking and I edited it appropriately.) You can watch the trailer over here.
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