Fra Fee Sixteen Times

The last time I posted about actor Fra Fee -- who could be seen getting naked all over Leo Woodall in the Apple series Prime Target -- I found out that he's an out and proud 'mo a la me (and perhaps you) and I vowed then and there that I'd make myself a big ol' cheerleader for all things Fra Fee related. Well now just a couple months later he's coming at us looking tres sexy in a shoot for Numero magazine as his new Netflix series called Unchosen (about cults and co-stars Asa Butterfield and Christopher Eccleston) premieres literally today so I am here, also, proving myself a man of my word. Take note, Fra! I am here for you. Hit the jump for the full photoshoot...

All My Pretty Precioussses

I think I'm hardly alone in stating the cold hard dead truth that the three Hobbit movies kinda sorta broke my desire to watch Tolkein's Middle-Earth on the big screen anymore -- I couldn't even tell you anything that happened in them at this point; they went right in one eye and out the other. That said I started watching the Prime series, I think just because it landed in a lull in my schedule, and there's been some fun stuff in it. I will give it this -- it looks very expensive. (And given that Bezos shelled out like a billion dollars for the rights I should fucking hope so.) 

Anyway I wasn't really feeling much enthusiasm about Andy Serkis slipping into Peter Jackson's director's chair to make Lord of the Rings; The Hunt For Gollum, yet another big-screen adventure -- this one about the period in the story where Gollum (who else) had already found the ring but before Bilbo got to him and snatched away his Preciousssss -- even as names like Sir Ian and Elijah Wood and Lee Pace started circling a return to the franchise. To get to my belabored point, made even more belabored by the photo up top giving my game away, they've now announced that dreamboat Jamie Dornan will be replacing Viggo Mortensen as "Strider" aka the name his character went by before he embraced his princely panatloons and became the Aragorn we all came to know and love in the original trilogy. 

God this is so much nerd shit I am barfing right now! I need to go chop some wood or something stat. Anyway gorgeous Jamie is always a yes. I don't even care. I will now be watching this damn movie. And that's before we even get to the other two names that just got cast in it -- the queen herself Kate Winslet will apparently be the film's female lead, playing a character named "Marigol" (this site theorizes that she's Smeagol's grandmother), while our beautiful blond boy Leo Woodall will be playing a cohort of Strider's named Halvard. Does this mean this movie will have a lot of Jamie Dornan and Leo Woodall running around together, all bearded and dirty and huddling beside fires for warmth??? Because that's the movie I'm writing in my head, you best damn believe it. 

He's Giving Us Woodall

I never saw Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy because I have never given a fuck about those movies -- should I, as a noted Leo Woodall lover, bother? The above gif of him soaking wet in a white button-down cradling a puppy makes me think there may be something in it for me. In related ignorance, is anybody watching Leo's new series Vladimir with Rachel Weisz? Should I watch that? I can no longer make decisions for myself apparently, but earlier today I saw...

... this footage of Leo wanking in a bathroom stall and I decided that maybe I should prioritize Vladimir as well. I'll just have myself A Day of Woodall this upcoming weekend. Sounds like a better way to spend my time than thinking about our imminent Armageddon anyway. Sigh. Where was I? Oh right, Leo. Sweet Leo. Did you hear the rumor that Leo might be playing the younger version of Viggo Mortensen's character Aragorn née Stryder in The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt For Gollum? That would be one way to make me watch yet another unnecessary Tolkein movie. 

Fra Fee Nine Times

Earlier today I thought I'd relegate this new Attitude magazine photoshoot of Hawkeve and Prime Target actor Fra Fee to Bluesky (here) but that was when I just had two photos -- now we've got the whole thing and it demands an audience, it demands respect, it demands I throw myself on the floor its faithful servant. And here we are. If you're all like "Fra what, Fee who?" see we have posted about him a couple of times before -- the man got gay and naked with Leo Woodall for god's sake, of course he captured our attentioin. That said I should've done a little deeper.a dig (ahem) because apparently he's been out as a noted homosexual for some time and I had no idea! I learned that via the interview alongside these photos, and so we must now officially welcome him to the club. Which here at MNPP means -- leer. We will leer. Hit the jump for all of your welcoming leering material...

Good Morning, World

Did y'all see the news that our boy Alexander Ludwig was the first official name dropped into the fourth season of The White Lotus over the holiday? Mike White loves a big dumb blonde type, it would seem -- from Jake Lacy (and Lukas Gage) to Leo Woodall to Patrick Schwarzenegger, there's always at least one of them hanging about every season. Anyway we've been a long time fan of Alexander's and we love this for him. This season will be set in the south of France -- apparently they're also trying to get Helena Bonham Carter, and she sounds like dream casting for this series. Cannot wait!

Leo Woodall Eight Times

I haven't paid a lot of attention to the new movie Nuremberg because 1) that's a lot of subject to deal with at this moment in time and 2) they've been pushing Rami Malek and Russell Crowe in all the (little bit of) advertising I've seen and those are not people who really get me out to see a movie. I had no idea it also co-starred White Lotus and fictional gay math whiz Leo Woodall though! I mean given the rest of the cast (which also includes Michael Shannon) I assume Leo's role is on the smaller side, but... he's playing a person named "Sgt. Howie". I'm already in love. Guess I'll be watching Nuremberg then! Anyway Leo is featured in the latest issue of Sharp magazine (read the chat here) and I've got those photos, I have, so hit the jump for all his adorableness....

Good Morning, World

The answer to the question, "What if Kit Harington but more trade?" I have actually posted about Irish actor Fra Fee on here before -- he was the lucky soul who got to get all gay and naked with Leo Woodall on the series Prime Target. Man that show was dumb but I would 100% watch 10 more seasons of it. Anyway for some reason Mr. Fee's Instagram popped up in my feed today even though I hadn't started following him (yet) -- this photoshoot specifically and it seemed like a nice enough way to greet a Friday morning to me. He's got a few projects in the works so I think we'll see more of him, so let's familiarize ourselves some more before that happens right now right here after the jump...

Jeremy and Tigers and Jude, Oh My

This news is two days old so the world's moved on but here I am, world, here I am, finally reporting that Jude Law and Andrew Garfield are going to play homosexual tiger tamers Seigfried and Roy in a limited series about their lives for Apple. Titled Wild Things (excuse me there is already a campy queer masterpiece called Wild Things) it'll have Jude starring as Siegfried and Andy as Roy, and if you ever knew which one of those weirdos was which I wish you the best. Coming so soon after reporting that Sebastian Stan and Leo Woodall will be playing a gay couple I feel as if it's my duty to holler about "where the hell are the gay actors getting cast in gay roles" here, even if I'm not really honestly all that upset about this shit this week -- there's just other stuff to worry about. I can't prioritize who's slipping into spangled leotards to play the Vegas punchlines right now. But since we're here anyway...

... I will also report on (presumably) less gay news that also involves a pair of straight actors that people seem to find attractive (I only find one attractive and I've made that opinion known before) -- Jeremy Allen White and Austin Butler are going to star in a "crime saga" film for A24 titled Enemies,  about a contract killer and a detective playing "cat and mouse." The film will be directed by Henry Dunham, who made 2018's Standoff at Sparrow Creek -- I feel as if that title is familiar but I don't think I ever saw that. But good on A24 for continuing to support new filmmakers, and to hook them up with great big stars in the process. Anyway that news is brand new, of today, so we're all caught up now. Hooray!

Gay Stoner Utopia Ahoy

I told you about Macbeth and True Story of the Kelly Gang director Justin Kurzel's upcoming movie Burning Rainbow Farm way back in January when it was announced that the movie -- about a gay couple of pot farmers in Michigan who got into a big confrontation with the government in the year 2001 -- was going to star Sebastian Stan as one half of the couple. Well now the other half of said couple's been announced and it's going to be Sebastian Stan and Leo freakin' Woodall, y'all. WTF, Justin Kurzel! Sebastian Stan and Leo Woodall as homosexual stoners duking it out with The Man -- are you trying to make our brains explode? Okay maybe not our brains, but some other big throbbing organs anyway. Maybe I should go read the book this is based on? I've purposefully kept myself free of any more details of what happened since I'm unfamiliar with the true story (I did share a photo of the couple on that first post and this is some generous casting) but I imagine it doesn't have the happiest of endings. Such stories usually don't. But if we can't get a happy ending the least we can do in the meantime is watch Sebastian Stan and Leo Woodall paw at each other a bunch.

Leo Woodall Five Times

As confided a couple of weeks ago I'm still watching the Apple series Prime Target since I needed something reprehensibly dumb to turn my brain off with and my god it's filling that quota -- who cares though when Leo Woodall is too adorable to turn away from? I vegged out through two more episodes last night and I can say with complete confidence that I enjoyed them ten thousand percent more than I did the episode of Severence that I watched directly after. (I saw somebody describe Severence as a show that thinks it's much smarter than it actually is and that's where I am on it. What a snooze this season has been.) Anyway with Leo on my mind I dug up this photoshoot from several weeks back (via) for us to enjoy right here after the jump...

Leo Woodall Four Times

After reading my fellow Pajiba contributor Chris Revelle's piece on the gay romance at the edges of the series Prime Target starring Leo Woodall I decided it was my patriotic duty -- or whatever the gay equivalent of that is -- to watch the show, even though a show about math that is by all accounts very very silly isn't really up my alley. And so I started it last night. And it is indeed very very silly -- Leo saying that he doesn't use a computer because "they're too slow" made my eyes roll around the world and back. But Leo is so goddamned easy to look at and just ease  yourself right into a salivating stupor that I flew through the first episode without even realizing? I have been in need of a dumb show to watch anyway so I think this'll fit the bill nicely. These new photos are for Vanity Fair -- and I know you've all already embiggened the above photo to glare at Leo's gams and it's okay, I did it too! Hit the jump for them all...

Leo Woodall Five Times

I haven't watched the new Bridget Jones movie yes and I don't know if I will -- I think I only saw the first one? But I definitely appreciate the fact that it's given our former White Lotus trophy boy Leo Woodall some additional press here in 2025 (to go alongside all the hot gay action he's currently engaging in on his Apple+ series) -- if you follow me on Bluesky then you'll already know it's been useful not just for the usual (i.e. staring) but practical too since I used a recent photoshoot of this pretty boy to show to my barber for the haircut I got this morning! He's a man for all seasons, this one!  

Anyway in procuring said haircut photos last night I stumbled upon several other recent shoots I'd not seen before, but I'm only sharing this one (via) right now because.. well, it's plenty. Sleeveless tees, short shorts -- I am sated. We'll save the other ones for the rainy days when we've got nothing else to post. Hit the jump for the rest of these...

Good Morning, World

Chalk this one up as another show I will never have the time to get around to watching, but I guess The White Lotus pretty boy Leo Woodall is playing a gay mathermatical genius on an Apple+ series called Prime Target right now -- that's him cuddling with actor Fra Fee above in a recent episode, but the outrageously talented cast starring opposite Leo also includes Martha Plimpton, David Morrissey, Jason Flemyng, Harry Lloyd, Quintessa Swindell, Stephen Rea, and my Duke of Burgundy love Sidse Babett Knudsen. That said even with that cast I have heard the show is utterly ridiculous and well not to be mean but Leo Woodall playing a mathematical genius kind of feels like... a reach. Gay, on the other hand -- gay he can do! And butt ass naked he can also do, as you'll see in the gifs I have for you after the jump...

Leo Woodall Fifteen Times

Yo ho yet another lovely photoshoot of the lovely Leo Woodall -- formerly of The White Lotus and currently of One Day on Netflix -- graced us with its lovely presence over the weekend! We'll gobble them all up thank you bvery much. This one is for Numero Netherlands and there's a bit of a chat with him there too, if you so desire. There's not a lot of meat to it (certainly less than he's displaying in those biceps, humina humina) but he does mention a pair of upcoming projects ...

... he's doing an Apple+ series called Prime Target with a stacked-af cast including Martha Plimpton, Harry Lloyd, David Morrissey, Quintessa Swindell, Stephen Rea, and my beloved Sidse Babett Knudsen from The Duke of Burgundy. That's a cast and a half. And he's starring in a movie called Nuremberg (I think you can guess what that is about) opposite Michael Shannon and Russell Crowe and Rami Malek and Richard E. Grant and hottie Mark O'Brien. Things look good for Leo Woodall, beyond Leo Woodall looking good! All that said we're here for the latter so hit the jump for more photos...

Leo Woodall Five Times

Last week a reader sent me a message asking how many posts it takes for an actor to get a tag here on the site, and it was specifically in reference to our boy Leo Woodall here -- I answered what I usually answer with that question, i.e. that it takes several photoshoots and some buzz. But it didn't occur to me in that moment that we'd immediately be barraged with Leo photoshoots (see also yesterday's shoot) thanks to his One Day show on Netflix, and so -- ta-dah, I give you the post that earned Leo his own tag here on the site. These are for Interview Magazine, where they have him chatting with his White Lotus co-star Tom Hollander (you might remember Tom getting fucked by his "nephew" Leo on that show), and you can hit the jump for the lot...

Leo Woodall Seven Times

White Lotus cutie Leo Woodall has a new show called One Day on Netfllix -- anybody watched it? -- and so he's making the media rounds, which has gifted us with this new photoshoot for GQ UK. Read the chat here. It's weird how much softer and younger he looks in these photos than he did on that show right? I guess the longer hair and lack of fuckboi-tats really make a difference.  Hit the jump for the rest...

Leo Woodall Six Times

It's more clothes than I would usually like to see in a Leo Woodall photo-shoot, but the White Lotus breakout cutie is on the cover of the new issue of Style Magazine Italia (via) and he's even managing to make these enormous suits that they put him in work -- he's a star, baby. Or we hope so. He had enough charm in his little turn on that show to make me think it possible. Hit the jump for it...

Leo Woodall Thirteen Times

Well I am glad I exercised restraint for one time in my life and waited until we had The White Lotus actor Leo Woodall's full photo-shoot for Wonderland magazine (via) before posting it, because hot damn twas worth the edging. (And if you want nay need more of Leo, specifically dat ass, click here.) And also... I just still like thinking about The White Lotus' second season, don't you? I'm not over it yet. What a good goddamned season of T.V.. Sad we've got to wait another year (at least) for whatever is next. Until then let Leo help to make you smile after the jump...

Good Morning, World

The second actor Leo Woodall scratched his bare butt on last night's latest episode of The White Lotus I knew my "Good Morning, World" post was accounted for! Thank you Leo and thank you (forever and ever) Mike White. I won't get into specifics since some of you might be behind...

... (heh) but if y'all wanna talk the show in the comments go at it! I'll just say I think this season's a ton of fun and I have absolutely no idea what's going to happen in the final two episodes which is as always a delight. I like being surprised! I also like the below photo of Leo snuggling with his co-star Adam DiMarco while Aubrey Plaza makes exactly the same face I would if that was me: 

Flowers For Theo

Some more names have dropped onto the cast-list today for the second season of Mike White's The White Lotus, joining the batch I told you about last month -- THR says that the show will also now include Theo James (who you should know from that time he walked naked out of the surf on Sanditon, among other accomplishments) alongside Meghann Fahy (who's on The Bold Type) and Will Sharpe (from Landscapers); James & Fahy are playing a vacationing couple, while Sharpe is playing Aubrey Plaza's partner. The link has more details if you need them. Oh and then there's newcomer Leo Woodall joining the cast as well, but I already documented that adorable boy on Twitter...

Say hello to Leo Woodall, who's just joined season 2 of #TheWhiteLotus -- here's his Insta: https://t.co/CTROcNhzs7 I guess he was also in Cherry with Tom Holland? pic.twitter.com/Ccdy1QfsFE

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) February 10, 2022