Showing posts with label Lena Dunham. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lena Dunham. Show all posts

Monday, October 28, 2024

Who Wore It Best?


I am ashamed to admit I didn't think of this myself first, nor in a timely fashion (i.e. when The Iron Claw came out last year), so go thank this person on Twitter for realizing that Zac Efron wears the same yellow mesh tank top in that movie that Lena Dunham wore in a memorable scene on Girls. Anyway I'm pretty sure I have a clue which way this poll will go (pretty sure!) but how could I not ask:


Wednesday, February 01, 2023

Good Morning, World


A happy 37 to Christopher Abbott today! Funny how Catch-22 director George Clooney was even more exploitative of Chris's naked flesh than Girls director Lena Dunham was, right? Right. And then Brandon Cronenberg blew them both out of the water with Possessor, haha. Anyway Chris has proven himself one of the finest actor of his age group if you ask me with those three aforementioned roles alongside his turns in Black Bear and On the Count of Three and and Piercing and alongside the ever-spectacular Melanie Lynskey in Hello I Must Be Going (what a great little movie that is), so let's give the boy some love today. What have you enjoyed him in so far? Any favorites? Tell me in the comments. 

Friday, December 10, 2021

Don't Let The Sundance Go Down On You


The line-up for next month's Sundance -- and yes I think we can all agree that it is insane that it's already time for Sundance again -- was released yesterday, and over at The Film Experience I shared ten movies that immediately caught my eye, check out the list here. (The entire line-up is listed there too, in case you missed it.) The photo above is of Sebastian Stan in a movie called Fresh which did not make my list of ten, but why not give that photo some attention anyway? Who doesn't want to stare at Sebastian? Just like: who doesn't want to stare at Jon Bernthal side-naked, as seen below in Lena Dunham's new movie Sharp Stick? Nobody that's who!



Tuesday, September 07, 2021

Jon Bernthal Three Times




Well speaking of actors in The Many Saints of Newark finally doing press for that film since it's out on October 1st -- as we just did with Corey Stoll's big beautiful bald head on the cover of Rolling Stone -- here's Jon Bernthal for Interview Magazine! I wish there were more than three pictures -- multiply three by two thousand and that's maybe ballpark how many I wish for -- but these three are good ones, and the chat alongside them (he's interviewed by Lena Dunham of all people, apparently a friend) is a good one. My favorite thing I learned from it was that Jon loves to say "fuck" and stars, they are just like us. Jon, you can say "fuck" to me, at me, anytime... ETA here's one more photo via Interview's Insta:



Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Marry Me, Adam Driver

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More news from this year's New York Film Fest -- the Centerpiece Film for 2019 is going to be Noah Baumbach's latest called Marriage Story, which stars Adam Driver and Scarlett Johannson as a couple going through a divorce and yes, I think it's fairly clear we're supposed to think about Baumbach's own divorce from Jennifer Jason Leigh while reading this description...

"Noah Baumbach’s new film is about the rapid tangling and gradual untangling of impetuosity, resentment, and abiding love between a married couple negotiating their divorce and the custody of their son. Adam Driver is Charlie, a 100-percent New York experimental theater director; Scarlett Johansson is Nicole, his principal actress and soon-to-be L.A.-based ex-wife. Their “amicable” breakup devolves, one painful rash response and hostile counter-response at a time, into a legal battlefield, led on Nicole’s side by Laura Dern and on Charlie’s side by “nice” Alan Alda and “not-so-nice” Ray Liotta. What is so remarkable about Marriage Story is its frank understanding of the emotional fluctuations between Charlie and Nicole: they are both short-sighted, both occasionally petty, both vindictive, and both loving. The film is as harrowing as it is hilarious as it is deeply moving. With Merritt Wever and Julie Hagerty as Nicole’s sister and mom, and Azhy Robertson as their beloved son, Henry."

I read that and all I think is, "Well who's playing Greta Gerwig" and then I go to IMDb and I see that Greta's Frances Ha co-star Mickey Sumner is playing somebody called "Beth" and... well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see. Won't we?

Marriage Story is also playing at Toronto, I believe? Anyway this is NYFF's second announcement -- yesterday we told you how they're opening the fest with Martin Scorsese's film The Irishman. So far so good! Now they just need to announce that they're screening Robert Eggers' The Lighthouse, the trailer for which we just had a full-scale meltdown over earlier this very day, and we'll be well on our way to being very very excited for another year of NYFF. In summation, here's half-naked Adam Driver walking down a Brooklyn sidewalk on Girls a couple of years back:


Monday, July 29, 2019

We'd Be Safe & Warm If We Were in L.A.

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When it was first announced that Quentin Tarantino, a director I love, was going to make a movie about the Manson killings in the summer of 1969, my first feeling was one of turbulent queasiness. It was hard to reconcile Tarantino's vibrant pop violence with the sickening reality of a real life pregnant woman being stabbed sixteen times to death. Well it turns out that Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood, the movie Quentin that made, thought so too. 

It turns out the very subject of the film, from its the fairy tale title on down, is about that space, that gap, between the real and the make-believe -- like the highways that its characters rip-roar down time and again, these folks are wandering in between. I don't think I've ever seen so many scenes set in parking spaces? The back-sides of restaurants and studios, where dingy billboards rest. The underbelly of a dreamworld, where the dreams are picked up out of the dirt, spat upon, and made shape. 

At a turning point in the film -- the place where things distinctly stop being real as a matter of fact (not that I'd argue they ever really started) -- one of the Manson Girls gives a brief speech about how TV showed them nothing but killing, and how the time has now come to kill the folks that taught them how to kill in the first place. Earlier there's a conversation about actors going method and staying in character the entire time they're on set, only answering to their fake names; Leonardo DiCaprio's leading man turned western heavy Rick Dalton is referred to his most famous character's name nearly as often as he is his given.

And of course we are watching Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt and Margot Robbie the whole time. As Al Pacino's character says early on the audience will just see the actor, the audience will just see the actor's most famous character, always. No matter what is happening. Later on DiCaprio's hilariously inserted into a Steve McQueen movie Forrest-Gump-style for one sequence... only to have Damian Lewis show up and actually play Steve McQueen inside the film we're watching. Robbie plays Sharon Tate, but when the character Sharon Tate goes to see one of the real Sharon Tate's films in the theater, we see the real Sharon Tate while Robbie sits watching her, miming Real Sharon's actions there, in the audience.

Kurt Russell, an actor who famously played a stunt-man for Tarantino a couple of years ago, here plays a stuntman, but even more than that Kurt Russell pops up to narrate the film at a couple of critical junctures. There's a nasty joke of a flashback that we're given to a character's backstory that the film inserts into the middle of a dialogue between Russell and DiCaprio, neither of whom were there for what happened -- the elusive truth of the story being told by the movie is never made explicit but it, like another scene slightly later involving a dust-up with Bruce Lee, is available for real interrogation and questioning. 

Did those moments really happen? Or are the characters imagining them? By showing them to us is the film saying, "Yes this happened," or is the film merely dreaming along with its characters about possible outcomes, possible paths? When that Mason Girl decides to kill the real people playing the fictional people who pretend showed them how to really kill, taking us all down a road that didn't but could have happened, where does the dream factory start and where does it end? We are, after all, watching a movie. None of these things happened at all! Isn't Hollywood where we go to to process the bad stuff; to manufacture deliciousness like that prominently placed box of Velveeta we see at the ranch? 

Tarantino looked at the task of making a movie about very real violence and gathered up in his arms every movie trick he's ever tricked and tickled us with to make the most entertaining treatise about the way the movies manufacture and coax us through horror that I can recollect ever having experienced. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood is explicitly about the way the movies help -- and hurt too -- our sorting out of the world; how the cardboard stages give way to violence-riddled vistas and vice versa. There are bodies in them thar hills, but they sure are beautiful. And when the gates open, gee whiz, heaven.


Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Once Upon a Twink in Hollywood

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Quentin Tarantino has already been shooting Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for a few weeks now (we posted some shots from the set a month ago) but that hasn't stopped the casting department from slowly dropping new names on us that've been added to this thing's ridiculously sprawling cast, and this week has brought a few of the biggies. Seen above twinking like his life depends on it is Austin Butler, who was on The Carrie Diaries and will also be on Tell Me a Story, Kevin Williamson's upcoming hunk-fest that also stars James Wolk and Billy Magnussen and so forth. Austin has joined Tarantino's movie as "Tex" Watson, Charlie Manson's right-hand man, a real horror show himself. 

Tex was basically the handsome bait that Manson used to lure in the girls, from what I recall (I read Helter Skelter in high school, as one does, so it's all a little vague). Anyway I guess Austin will be hitting the Lady Clairol counter soon. But besides Tex the two most important characters in the Manson Saga whose casting had as of yet gone unaccounted for have been cast this week...

... the Polish actor and goddamned good doppleganger Rafal Zawierucha is playing Roman Polsanki, and to that I give a high-five. He looks perfect (although he'll have to share a bottle of bleaching agent with Austin, obviously). I can't speak as to Rafal's acting, all of his work looks Polish to me, but I trust Tarantino & Co. to know what they're doing at this point. I suppose that's a good rule of thumb by now. And then...

... there's our Manson himself. That's Damon Herriman, an Aussie actor who's been on a ton of TV including what I gather was an important role on Justified (a show I never watched). The funny thing is I immediately recognized him all the same, but from a really weird place - he had the small role of "Roadkill Driver" in the 2005 House of Wax remake!

That scene was so gross it's apparently burrowed its way into my head permanently. Which is a damn good connotation for me to have when it comes to Charlie Manson, at least. Anyway besides all those fine folks several other names have been dropped - Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman's daughter Maya Hawke is playing a character called "Flower Child" -- I just saw her play Jo in the PBS adaptation of Little Women opposite Julian Morris aka the reason I watched the thing...

... not realizing whose daughter she was, spending the whole thing being irritated that she had stolen Uma Thurman's voice. She sounds so much like her mother it's eerie - she and Denzel's son John David Washington should have a contest to see who sounds more like their famous parent. 

Wait, what am I talking about? I seem to have gotten off track. Right, casting. Also added to the cast -- a bunch of actresses that I don't recognize plus two I do: Lena Dunham and Rumer Willis. Dunham is playing the Manson Girl Catherine "Gypsy" Share and while they don't list who Rumer's playing I wouldn't be surprised if she's also a Manson Girl. She's got the look. Yadda yadda I am tired of talking about this movie now, hit the jump for a little more of Austin Butler if you like...

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Well As Long As Adam Driver...

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... plays the dude who cums on the Petit fours I'm down 
with Lena Dunham writing the Toni Erdmann remake.


Wednesday, April 19, 2017

High School is the End of the World

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I once did a joke list of fancy-pants auteurs who should direct the fourth Jurassic Park movie (this was awhile back before Jurassic World became an actual thing) - therein I imagined what Woody Allen's version would look like, or what Werner Herzog would make of a dilophosaurus. Well if there's one thing I love almost as much as I love those damn dinos it's a Disaster Movie, and so I thought of that old list while watching the new animated thing called My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea -- because here we have what is essentially Wes Anderson's The Poseidon Adventure.

My Entire High School wasn't directed by Anderson - it was directed by graphic-novelist Dash Shaw, who's published several books but this is his first feature-length animated film. Anyway it's not just that the leading man is voiced by Jason Schwartzman that made me feel plunked down in Anderson-Town; Shaw has clearly spent some of his days making sweet sweet love to Fantastic Mr. Fox (as have we all) and the whole lot of quirky deadpan well-spoken fools populating those films. 

That's not a negative, and Shaw carves out his own little slice of heaven there. And anyway it's beautiful and funny and surprisingly mean-spirited at times (think of the scene in Moonlight Kingdom where the cute puppy gets an arrow, I guess)... and anyway it's a Disaster Movie and I'm literally incapable of not recommending a Disaster Movie, any Disaster Movie. This one is so its own thing in its own little world that it will sit proudly beside the genre greats... or it will at least have its own spot at the Freaks Table in the High School Cafeteria of the Disaster Movie Genre. Twister and Dante's Peak are high-fiving at the Cool Kid's Table, Rollercoaster is jerking off in the bathroom, and My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea is furiously scribbling in its spiral notebook in the corner nearest the exit.
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Monday, March 27, 2017

Good Morning, World

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Well I haven't had the chance to properly watch last night's episode of Girls yet but seeing as how I hadn't figured out anything else for this morning's "Good Morning, World" post yet I might as well go with the grand return of Corey Stoll Without His Clothes On, which I guess is a thing that happened. (thx Mac) It's not as triumphant an impression as what he made the last time around (or the other time either) but it's Corey, so we'll take it. Oh and bookshelves too.


Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Good Morning, World

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I haven't seen this week's episode of Girls yet so I don't know if Corey Stoll has shown up again as Elijah's hot bald piece but I know he's supposed to reprise the role this season at some point. Let's hope for more of this shit right here cuz that's the sweet stuff. A happy 41st birthday to Corey today! Hit the jump for a couple more gifs from this scene in last season...

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Good Morning, World

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By popular demand (aka you guys can stop nagging at me about it already!) here is Riz Ahmed in this week's season premiere of Girls! Not that staring at Riz was precisely a chore... but editing these gifs around Lena Dunham's natural bush kind of was. I mean bless her, I think Lena's great and the show's as funny as ever and she gave us not only shirtless Riz but Adam Driver...

... prancing around in little black briefs all in one episode, so no complaints here. You keep letting yer pubic hair flag fly, Lena Dunham. (Oh but if you skimp on including Big Gay Corey Stoll in that orgy Andrew Rannells said he is planning I will be very very angry.) Until then let us hit the jump for more Riz & Adam...

Friday, January 27, 2017

Good Morning, World

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Did you know that adorable actor Jake Lacy (upcoming somebody from Girls and Carol and other things too) was born on Valentine's Day? That's why he's such a sweetheart. Awwwwwww. (That's where the studio audience makes that "Awwwwwww" sound reserved for loved-based situations.) Anyway I was hoping his birthday was around here somewhere so I could justify posting these gifs from his movie Miss Sloane with Jessica Chastain having not...

... you know, actually watched this movie yet, and two weeks away seems good enough. If I am eating Valentines chocolates from the drug store already - and you better believe I am - then it's close enough. Have any of you seen Miss Sloane yet? I might try to catch it this weekend, with a lap full of Valentines chocolates and a mind full of Jake Lacy... or a mind full of Valentines chocolates and a lap full of Jake Lacy... hit the jump for thirty more shots...

Monday, March 14, 2016

Good Morning, Gay Corey Stoll

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Well this is a grand and glorious gratuitous coincidence! Not only is it our favorite bald-headed sex-god Corey Stoll's 40th birthday today, but he also just happened to get his gay-sex cherry (on-screen version) popped on last night's episode of Girls! And it was quite the popping (bossy bottom much?) lemma tell ya what. I thought I was annoyed when I knew he and Andrew Rannells were going to be kissing via the preview, but this...

... this is a whole 'nother ball of something. I take back whatever irritation I had about the kissing, because the show went there and then some, and then went there some more (Corey Stoll screaming "FUCK ME" is not a sound that will ever stop echoing in the corridors of my mind), so gratitude, nothing but endless gratitude to all involved. Anyway a happy 40 to Corey - we're supposed to give you a present, dude, not the other way around! -- and hit the jump for many many (maybe either too many or not nearly enough; you decide) more caps of this scene...

Tuesday, March 08, 2016

Good Morning, Gratuitous Ebon Moss-Bachrach

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Ebon Moss-Bachrach plays such a convincing douchebro on Girls - he's Marnie's new musician-husband - that it's been very difficult, for me, to come to terms with the hotness buried under that thick layer of douche. But they've spent the last season and a half whittling away at my moral outrage with shirtless scene after shirtless scene, and then this week, they flung a full-frontal...

... (literally!) assault on my final vestiges of decency. Fine, Ebon Moss-Bachrach. Fine! You win! Here's your goddamned post. Hit the jump for several dozen pictures (with some bonus Andrew Rannells... and Allison Williams? Dammit Marnie)...

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Good Morning, World

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Once again Looking is a show that defeats my capping abilities - when it becomes necesarry to cap minutes upon minutes of scenes, all I can do is say -- WATCH THE SHOW.

That said I could hardly let Russell's bum go wanting. Never.

In all honesty though I don't think I am on the same page towards Patrick and Kevin (and Ritchie, for that matter) that the show is - this season's turned me on all of them, and I just don't care about any of them or their irritating problems. I loved the first season! Patrick has become insufferable, which is not what I want from this show - I am not watching Girls here, I didn't think I was going to be watching Girls, and I want to watch Looking in a different way than I watch Girls. I watch Girls to be entertained by hating those brats. Patrick has become too much of a brat, and I'd rather watch half an hour with just Dom and his goddamned chicken window drama. (I actually mean that - Dom's become the most interesting thing on the show to me, and I was SO DISAPPOINTED when Patrick crammed himself into that funeral trip; I was hoping for a breather, a Dom & Doris episode all their own.)

But don't get me wrong, I still like looking at Jonathan Groff and Russell Tovey naked and touching each other. If they'd just shut up. Anyway where are you guys on the show?
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Tuesday, February 03, 2015

I Am Link

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--- After Briefs - Underwear Model goes legit! Calvin Klein crotch-jockey and sex-beard-enthusiast Travis Fimmel's been trying this acting thing long enough that I guess he's proven he's more than just a shapely pair of buttocks (although he sure is that too!) so he's been hired to act opposite Greta Gerwig and Julianne Moore now. Okay? Okay. Rebecca Miller (yes, daughter of Arthur and wife of Daniel Day-Lewis) is making a rom-com called Maggie's Plan, and they're all in it. Also Ethan Hawke and Bill Hader.

--- Doc Daze Two - The second half of Glenn Dunks and Daniel Walber's conversation on the documentaries of 2014 is up over at The Film Experience; they talk about the Roger Ebert doc Life Itself and the Oscar-nominated pair of Last Days in Vietnam and Citizenfour in this one. I'm still really surprised by how uninvolving I found Citizenfour to be.

--- Boys For Tina - Christopher Abbott, who jumped ship off Girls for a movie career, actually seems to be doing pretty well for himself (he's no David Caruso, at least) - he got good notices for a movie at Sundance and now he's just landed a role in Tina Fey's new movie, The Taliban Shuffle; yes this is also the movie that we told you will star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Tina's main piece. Surround yourself with man-meat, Tina. You go. Lena will understand.
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--- Sausage Fest - There's an interesting piece at Vulture today on Sundance's "White Guy Problem" that I found myself nodding along vigorously to; summed up here: "[The Studios] swoop in, pluck up all the white-guy directors, and leave all the talented female and nonwhite helmers to fend for themselves. If you're a white dude who made a micro-budget Sundance movie with some visual panache, you're sure to end up on studio short lists; if you're not, you'll struggle to even get financing for your next project."

--- River Folk - Ryan Gosling's directorial debut Lost River screened at Cannes last Spring and didn't get too much love, but Ryan Gosling directed it so it's coming out (it'll be VOD, I think) - The Playlist has the first clips and some new pictures from it. It stars Matt Smith, Christina Hendricks, Saoirse Ronan, Ben Mendelsohn, Eva Mendes, and Agents of SHIELD's adorkable Iain De Caestecker.

---  Gal Fridays - Carrie-Anne Moss, who really should've carved out a better career for herself than starring in endless death scenes in volcano movies, has just joined the cast of Netflix's next Marvel series AKA Jessica Jones. This is the one that comes after Charlie Cox's wee-zipper show, and stars the always-welcome Krysten Ritter as a lady-reporter slash hero of some sort.

--- After The Disco - Kate Beckinsale is slipping out of her 3D rubber-suit and trying to be an actress again, and what better way than re-teaming with the folks who gave her her most memorable stab at being considered an "actress" - she and her Last Days of Disco co-star Chloe Sevigny are going to star in Whit Stillman's new movie. The name that jumps out at me is Xavier Samuel but then we were just staring at his ass like a week ago, so he's there on the tip of our tongues (we wish).

--- Fantasy Freak Out - A trio of fantastical short stories by George RR Martin are being turned into a single movie called In the Lost Lands and it's already got Milla Jovovich and Justin Chatwin (mmmmm furry Justin Chatwin) on-board to star. Picture sorceresses and werewolves and barbarians and so forth. The sky will be purple, their breastplates will heave.

--- Pack Mentality - Wow anthology horror movies really are the everything right now - there's that movie Tales of Halloween we told you about previously, with a bunch of directors tackling interconnected stories on a single Halloween night (speaking of STYD has a couple new pictures from that); there's the female-director anthology XX (which just got a pretty groovy poster, seen there); and now there's Holidays, which will have a bunch of horror segments about different holidays from different directors, including Kevin Smith (blecch) but also the dudes that made the terrific Starry Eyes.

--- And Finally, Hooray Final Girl is doing a VHS Week! All week long Stacie Ponder will be yes pondering a movie a day - yesterday she hit up the godawful-sounding 1988 flick Shadow Dancing; the movie may sound godawful, but per usual Stacie makes the awful sound fun. You'll want to hear about Christopher Plummer's fiery niblets.
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