Josh Segarra Nine Times

This has been an especially dull-witted week for yours truly, my apologies -- I just haven't had much juice in the tank for cleverness. (As I admitted earlier on Twitter earlier I have spent most of the week's energy going through my things and listing a bunch of stuff to sell on eBay so if you want to own a genuine piece of Me Memorablia, click here.) But perhaps your loss can also be your gain because as I sat here now just staring at the wall and desperately willing this day to please end already a random image of The Other Two and Scream actor Josh Segarra popped into my head, which one thing unto another led me to this never-posted-here photoshoot of Josh for Numero Netherlands magazine last June. And Josh always brings a smile to our face, so this was a nice way to waste a few minutes. Hit the jump for the entire shoot... 

Good Morning, World

I had some catching up to do on all kinds of things last week after I took a few days off, and one of those things -- the most important of those things! -- was watching the latest episodes of The Other Two on HBO. And sure enough they did not disappoint. The Other Two never disappoints. Not only was there an extended riff on the 1998 classic Pleasantville -- random as hell, but among one of my favorite movies so very geared to ME SPECIFICALLY which is what matters -- but Josh Segarra spent the majority of the episode getting in and out of the shower. 

At this point The Other Two so gets me (remember the Call Me By Your Name riff?) I'm legitimately worried that a character who spends an hour of their lives nearly every single day making gifs out of TV show scenes of half-naked men is going to show up on the show at some point, and the show will cut them / me to the quick. Okay not "worried" so much as "begging for it." I have it coming, The Other Two! Anyway happy Monday and hit the jump for how I spent an hour of my life (and I regret absolutely nothing)...

Good Morning, World

I have not yet posted this gif of Josh Segarra in Scream VI

and I feel as if I need to before too much time passes.

So I am posting it this morning. Good morning.

Josh Segarra Eleven Times

I'm really bad about asking for television screeners, and I'm currently very angry at myself that I didn't get around to doing that for the new season of The Other Two -- god I love that show! Y'all watch it right? It's back on HBO on Thursday -- here is the trailer for the new season. It's the first place I took notice of Josh Segarra here (photographed for Bello magazine) (ETA actually I am wrong about this -- I first took notice of him being all hot and hairy and half-naked in the movie Trainwreck in 2015! I had forgotten about this!) but eventually he was everywhere -- on She-Hulk! Taking his shirt off in Scream movies! Singing with Dolly f'ing Parton! And we're very happy about all of it. No matter what else he does he'll always be Lance from The Other Two to me, though -- a sexy lovable goofball. Even looking at this smile-less photo-shoot I expect him to start giggling at any moment, bless him. He's so endearing. Hit the jump for all the photos...

It's A Scream

There is a new Scream movie in theaters! And I have reviewed it! Click on over to Pajiba to read my thoughts on Scream 6, the latest stab -- hehehe get it -- at this meta-slasher franchise from the dudes who made Ready or Not. And no, spoiler alert, this movie is not as good as Ready or Not. But it's an improvement over the last one, mostly. I mean we see both Mason Gooding and Josh Segarra topless so it kind of has to be, for that alone. 

Happy #Scream6 Day from Mason Gooding pic.twitter.com/AW1tIQjiBK

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) March 10, 2023

But wait hey look there is another movie out today that I also reviewed today, although this is a far less enthralling proposition in every way -- click here to read my thoughts on Champions, the "Woody Harrelson coaches a ragtag misfit crew of Special Olympian basketball players" movie that the world most definitely was not asking for. I mainly just used this review as an excuse to talk shit about sports and sports movies though, so I guess this movie did serve a purpose in one way. (PS fuck you Woody Harrelson for your anti-vaxx bullshit -- you're as good as dead to me now.) In summation... yeah, here is more Mason Gooding:

We have raised a generation of actors who know their every sexy move will be turned into gifs on the internet, and I like that pic.twitter.com/kusILfRtJL

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) March 9, 2023

Look It's John Cena's O-Face

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Well I guess I should've waited (previous post here) for Amy Schumer to release the red-band trailer for her upcoming movie Trainwreck, directed by Judd Apatow, because it's stuffed with thrusting John Cena, and some dude's big bouncy butt...

... actually, it's this dude's big bouncy butt:

Looking through the cast list I believe that's an actor named Josh Segarra, who's playing a character named "Staten island Oli," which is just the greatest character name. We've actually stared at Segarra naked-ish before - he took it off on that show Sirens one time...
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(They are the same person right?)
And oh no, did he shave his chest?

Why, Maybe-Josh-Segarra? Why???
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Oh well we'll always have the John Cena thrusting thing...

While I was looking through that cast list though I also happened to notice that there are four characters called "One Night Stand Guy" and then another promising one called "Dumpster Guy." Oh Amy, I love you. Here's that red-band trailer:

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