Showing posts with label Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Welcome to the Araki-verse


Today was a great day for all of us intelligent and beautiful Gregg Araki fans, as a whole bunch of news dropped with regards to the New Queer Cinema legend and icon seen above sandwiched between Pillion star Alexander Skarsgård and director Harry Lighton (oh what a wonderful place to be sandwiched). First came word that his Sundance film I Want Your Sex starring Olivia Wilde and Cooper Hoffman has gotten picked up by Magnolia Pictures! And they plan on releasing it... some time this year. The lack of specifics annoy me. Why not just do next week? I don't have anything going on next week. I can do next week! Pencil that in, Magnolia! Ahem. Anyway obviously we'll be refreshing the whole of the internet until we do have a release date  announcement, making it so you can just keep refreshing MNPP for the news. I got you! The other big news is that he chatted with Variety today (thx Mac) about the forthcoming 4K restoration of his masterpiece Mysterious Skin -- we already knew that was a thing happening but now we have a new trailer...


... as well as a new poster, which I'll post down at the bottom of this post. In the interview Araki really gets into the depths of what he did in restoring the film and it sounds like A LOT and I'm not sure it all sounds necessarily "good" to me but we'll see. I will give him the benefit of the doubt. I'm always worried when these restorations aren't just clean-up jobs and the filmmaker starts talking about how they wanted to fix things they didn't have the money or the tech for before. He even specifically makes to make sure the point that he wasn't doing what George Lucas did to the Star Wars films but... it sounds like a lot of noodling so I worry. Like the one comparative screenshot they share...

... it seems like he altered the movie's iconic angled font? (The top picture is the old version, the bottom is the new.) I don't like that! That is not how the title is supposed to look! But, deep breaths, I will wait and I will see. Anyway the part of the interview that didn't stress me out was this thrilling tidbit -- the film's soundtrack will be getting a vinyl release! That's unimpeachably exciting news. And as for the poster, seen below, the great poster shop Posteritati here in NYC is promising they'll be selling this poster as well as a "limited alternative style" which I will be jumping right on -- I have a couple of signed posters they dropped when Araki's "Teen Apocalypse Trilogy"  came out via Criterion that I cherish deeply. The one for Nowhere hangs over my bed!


Friday, September 13, 2024

Good Morning, World


I think that we can all agree that this shot of Richard "Dick" Madden strolling out of the surf is the only couple of seconds in the trailer for Killer Heat that looks of interest -- I can't with Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Shaileene Woodley (especially Shaileene) anymore, but I will probably watch this thing because the draw o' Dick is just that strong. 

That title -- Killer Heat -- makes me laugh every time I read it; there's something so Skinemax 90s erotica about it. If it had been that kind of movie with Richard as the star I would be ten ways to Sunday thrilled -- we need more neo-trash. But alas, this looks like some generic vacation noir nonsense, just with a wildly unappealing femme fatale in Shaileene. Good job, everybody. Still, there's always Dick to consider...


Wednesday, October 09, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Bronson (2008)

Paul: All you need is a name.
Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson?
Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.
Bronson: Charlton Heston.
Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston.
The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.

While I wrote above that Nicolas Winding Refn's Bronson is a 2008 movie it didn't get released here in the United States until 2009 -- October 9th, 2009 to be exact, making today it's 10th anniversary! (Hence this week's banner.) Even though Tom Hardy had been working for years at that point I think like most people who saw Bronson, Bronson was where we first noticed him. I mean...

... I don't just mean all of the gratuitous -- and this movie really puts the gratuitous in gratuitous -- nudity. This is a real whopper of a performance -- a lot of people think it's too over the top but I think it's juuuuuust right. Anyway Hollywood clearly noticed and he was practically charming the trousers off of Joseph Gordon Levitt just a year later with Christopher Nolan's Inception, stealing the entire thing from much bigger movie stars, and making himself one of those movie stars in the process.

A couple of years back when Tom turned 40 I named Bronson as one of my five favorite Tom Hardy performances -- that list remains mostly right on but I haven't seen The Revenant since it came out so I don't know if I'd still include his work in that (although I do remember thinking him by far the best thing about that movie); the work of his that's gone up in my mind in the past two years in Locke, which I think I have maybe undervalued. But my love for Bronson remains rock hard.


Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Good Afternoon, Gratuitous Cillian Murphy

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Do you watch Peaky Blinders? I do not watch Peaky Blinders but sometimes I think I should. My boyfriend likes it, and everybody looks like they wear tweed and suspenders while having hot haircuts on it, and I miss looking at Cillian Murphy. Those are all good reasons, right? Taboo with Tom Hardy scratched some of those itches but that show is taking forever to come back so my itches, they're unscratched for too long, too long. 

Anyway the trailer for the latest season o' Peaky dropped today and I already had Cillian on my mind thanks to a random photo of him plus Hardy plus JGL circa Inception that I stumbled upon and tweeted yesterday, so here after the jump are a couple dozen photos via several Cillian shoots of recent years that I've never posted, for a late afternoon delight...

Thursday, April 11, 2019

5 Off My Head: Hustle Here & A Hustle There

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With the excellent and strange hustler tale Sauvage / Wild out in theaters this week -- you can read my review right here -- it seemed like as good a time as any good time to turn our brains onto the subject of cinematic male sex workers. It's been said that every actress who's ever acted for longer than five minutes has had to play a prostitute at some point in their career and it's pretty damned true, but what about the menfolk hocking their physical wares on the screen? They're not nearly as common but they've turned out some of our most fascinating films about sexuality through the decades all the same. So let's do a list!

5 of My Favorite Movie Hustlers

Neil (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) in Mysterious Skin
"Different folks, different strokes."
Paul Varjak (George Peppard) in Breakfast at Tiffany's
"Fifty dollars for the powder room."
Julian (Richard Gere) in American Gigolo
"I'll do fag tricks. I'll do kink.
I'll do anything you want me to do."
Mike (River Phoenix) in My Own Private Idaho
"I love you, and you don't pay me."
Joe (Joe Dallesandro) in Flesh 
"How am I supposed to make any
 money without clean underwear?"
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Who are some of your faves? 
Share in the comments...
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Monday, June 20, 2016

Great Moments in Bookshelves #73

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No, at first glance those aren't the most exciting shelves in the world there behind Clark Gregg's greeting-card-company boss in the movie (500) Days of Summer. But if you look closer you'll see...

... what appears to be an entire shelf of those typically generic corporate awards for whatever, but these ones are shaped like big blank golden Greeting Cards? That's a great little touch.

Anyway today is the First Day of Summer so, clever-me, I was inspired to devote today's edition of "Beauty vs Beast" over at The Film Experience to this movie -- click on over and you can vote to pick between a pair of insufferable-to-some anti-romantics. I haven't seen this movie since it came out - have any of you? Does it hold up?
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Wednesday, June 01, 2016

I Am Link

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--- X Junior - Noah Hawley, who has delivered unto the world two phenomenal seasons of television with Fargo, is setting his sights on super-men next - he's executive producing Legion, an X-Men spin-off series that will star Dan Stevens as Professor Charles Xavier's previously unmentioned son. (thanks Mac) I've come to like Stevens very much thanks to The Guest, but the real casting coup here if you ask me is Jean Smart, who's co-starring. Designing Woman in the house! Seriously though she deserves awards for what she did on Fargo last year.
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--- Never Let Her Go - If one were to scour back through our archives one would 1) be nuts and 2) discover that for a very long time I did not like Keira Knightley. I found her jaw-centric acting style irritating. That changed with Never Let Me Go in 2010, which I think she's really very lovely in, and ever since I usually like her; indeed it made me go back and revisit stuff like Pride & Prejudice and see her work with new eyes. Anyway it makes sense to me then that it would be Never Let Me Go director Mark Romanek who'd come to her defense first in the wake of Begin Again director John Carney's nasty comments (he said she's no actress, just a model) and make me agree with the nicer side. Keira's good people - you leave her be, ya big meanie; I don't want to sour towards Once.
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--- The Darko Boy - I'm not sure why they're chatting with Jake Gyllenhaal about Donnie Darko - its fifteenth anniversary isn't until October - but here's a clip of EW chatting with him as he reminisces on the film. I haven't watched it yet so somebody tell me if he has anything to say on the great big black hole that Richard Kelly's fallen into.
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--- F Is For Fake - I knew I had posted about this project previously but it took me forever to find the previous post -- once upon a time Nicole Holocener was making a movie starring Julianne Moore as the real-world literary forger Lee Israel, based on her autobiographical book Can You Ever Forgive Me. Neither of those ladies are attached any more, but two other terrific ladies now are -- Melissa McCarthy is going to star and Diary of a Teenage Girl director Marielle Heller is going to direct! This could end up being a very different film? But probs still great.
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--- Dying For Debicki - I don't recall having heard that Elizabeth Debicki had been cast in a role in the Guardians of the Galaxy sequel but apparently she had been, quite awhile back, which is terrific news - I like Debicki very much. (PS I always call her "Debicki" in my head so I think that might become our short-hand from now on.) Anyway The Playlist has some info on who the Big Bad is going to be in the sequel (spoilery, obviously) and they think that this is the role that Debicki's playing, which makes sense, given the character's description. Debicki & Blanchett playing Big Bads in Marvel movies - well now I am impatiently awaiting Isabelle Huppert showing up in Black Panther to complete the Maids triumvirate.
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--- Luck Be A Laddie - Showing a strange hardly-ever-adhered-to dedication to The Stage, the Tony-winning dude who directed a recent stage version of Guys & Dolls has been hired to direct the film version of Guys & Dolls. I know this isn't usually my wheelhouse (honestly I have never even see any version of G&D) but once upon a time Jake Gyllenhaal was rumored to want to make this movie so I still pay attention for some bizarre lingering reason. Last thing we'd heard casting-wise it was supposed to be Channing Tatum & Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the leading man roles but I'd be surprised if that's still the case.
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--- Forever Glow - Slip into your brightest pink leotard and tumble into my heart - the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling are coming back, kind of! The woman behind Orange is the New Black is staging a fictionalized comedy series based on my beloved childhood fave GLOW for Netflix. It will be ten episodes, and it will tell the story of an out-of-work actress in Los Angeles finding "one last attempt to live her dreams." And those dreams apparently include sweaty lycra. As most dreams do.
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---  Slaughter High - I've been saying for years now that the team producing the new Friday the 13th movies have got their collective heads crammed up their collective arses - making a Friday the 13th movie is not rocket science and nobody coming to see the movie is asking for rocket science. Put Jason Voorhees in a camp and commence slaughter of sexy teenagers, the end. Why they can't figure that out I have no idea. Anyway now they're saying it will be an origin film, but like a whole new origin, having nothing to do with the old origin. Because we care about Baby Jason or something? Ugh, fire all of these people.
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--- And Finally there are far, far worse ways to spend a few minutes... which will inevitably turn into a few more minutes because you want it to... staring at pictures of Marlene Dietrich in the dastardly-delicious double-feature of Morocco and Blonde Venus, so head on over to The Film Experience for this week's episode of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot," which does just that. She has a face meant to be studied. Of course if I'd chosen I might not have been able to help myself, what with prime Gary Cooper slinking around in that uniform the whole time...
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Monday, February 08, 2016

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

...having whatever Joseph Gordon Levitt is having.

Milk sure does this body good. These pictures are from Harvard's annual celebrity bacchanal known as the their "Hasty Pudding" party (pics via DListed) and per the usual it's a light ode to the gay antics of frat-boy hazing, just with famous folk. That doesn't look like the first cow-teat Joe's deep-throated either, if you ask me. Hit the jump for some drag-queen humping and assorted other silliness...

Friday, February 05, 2016

Flight Suits, Jazz Hands

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THR is reporting that Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon Levitt are teaming up to star in "an R-rated musical comedy featuring two pilots on a misadventure." There's no title and no director, no nothing yet save that little log-line, but I'll be gosh-darned if I'm not having all kinds of ideas popping to mind with just that much info...


Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Carol And Everything After

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In case you missed one of my scattered links to my reviews from the New York Film Festival as they went up over the course of the thirteen hundred and eleven weeks the festival went on for (it really felt that long by the end) Nathaniel went and gathered up all of our coverage for The Film Experience here in this post, so click on over and find links to my thoughts on Steve Jobs, The Lobster, and many more, plus what Nat & Manuel had to say on many many more. 

Now I'm playing catch-up - there were several movies I saw at NYFF that I didn't review, mostly because somebody else did. But, in the everlasting ever-wise words of Jerri Blank, I got something to say! So here let's attempt to get out quick-ish thoughts on six of them.

Brooklyn -- Calling something "old fashioned" doesn't in and of itself make for goodness, for baked apple pie feelings. There are lots of "old fashioned" things like Ku Klux Klan rallies and Jane Wyman that are the exact opposite of delicious pie. But thankfully John Crowley's Brooklyn is whipped cream sliding down a berry cobbler; it's the solid construction of 501 jeans. It's well-made and warm with lovely performances; timeless, out of time, instantly. It's like laying your head on your grandmother's lap and listening to her favorite stories as she strokes your hair, presuming you had a nice grandmother who wasn't anything like Jane Wyman. (Damn you, Jane Wyman!)

Son of Saul -- Basically Children of Men dropped into the Holocaust in the place of a fake future dystopia, with all of the horror that swap implies then amped up to eleven. There's no awe-inspiring pig balloon drifting in the distant sky here to make us wonder at an outside story, another world - just muck and bodies and more bodies, screams and the echoes of screams, under a thick cloak of encamped claustrophobia (the camera is practically strapped to the main character's scalp) -- it's the sort of verisimilitude that will wake you in cold sweats. And somehow, even as it marches you up into the face of true atrocity, it's so dynamically told that you not only can't look away, you don't want to; you're too emotionally invested in the simple act of kindness at its center. This is what critics say things like "a remarkable achievement" for.

The Walk -- Fairly relentless garbage movie. Listen there is a lightness and a sunny optimism to what Robert Zemeckis does that I wouldn't give up for all the world; we have enough Chris Nolans, thank you very much. But this movie is filled with so many bizarre choices, many of which have already been dissected at this point - the constant scenes of "But wait I have to practice my English, let us speak in English now" to get us out of subtitles, even though Joseph Gordon-Levitt's French was so much less distracting than his French-accented English; the insane "Hey there I'm just sittin' here on the Statue of Liberty" book-ends; all the goddamned juggling...

But all of that stuff I anticipated (well sort of - who could've seen the prancing on the Statue of Liberty schtick coming) since I wasn't that big a fan of Man On Wire either as the real Petit is just a relentlessly annoying human being in the real world; Roberto Benigni on a string. So what was most fatal of all from my perspective (which by value of being "my" perspective I get might not be "your" perspective) was that I was never all that traumatized by the titular walk itself, heralded by many (most) as the film's great achievement. Granted I'm not afraid of heights in the slightest, but I'm certainly capable of awe, and The Walk was a short trip to nowhere, tripping over itself the whole way.

The Martian -- Popcorn, good solid popcorn, and mostly intelligent enough to take two steps to the left and scurry out of its own machine-propelled and predestined way. Ridley Scott's being relentlessly unpretentious here - after the gasping verbal provocations of The Counselor (which I found totally fascinating, by the way) and smothering the Bible in poisoned pixels with Exodus: Gods and Kings (even that title exhausts me) throwing Matt Damon in the dirt and playing disco over it was just about doing a little dance for a hot minute, and it feels good. It feels good for too long though - I think half an hour could've easily been cut, and the news that Scott has a thirty-minute longer cut of the film that he means to release fills me with Martian ennui.

Mountains May Depart -- Zhao Tao, Zhao Tao, Zhao Tao! I just wanna sing Zhao's name, I wanna stand in a field and do a dance beside her in the snow. Depart covers maybe twenty-five years of this woman's small circle of family and acquaintances (the circle expands and contracts like stones in the seasons) but as good as most every piece is you keep wanting to find your way back to Zhao, and the film wisely respects your feelings and does. And there she is again, being great, giving the sort of gently astonishing performance that should make Meryl Streep feel like a lazy ham.

Carol -- It's funny, the first time through with Todd Haynes' Carol I didn't cry at all. If you've been reading anything I've had to say for any period of time longer than say five minutes then you probably know what an easy mark I am, tear-wise - I will literally cry at the drop of a hat. Like, what did that hat do to deserve all this violence? Why, why, whyyyy? Oh my god did I mention the hats in Carol? The hats and the scarves, the scarves! The golf-lady outfit that Sarah Paulson wears that matches the chair she's sitting in so perfectly I'm convinced her character brought the chair with her, tossed in the back of her sedan, everywhere. 

Point being the second time I watched Carol all I did was cry. I cried over the scarves and the love-seats, the brooches and Rooney's pinned-up bob, the way Cate Blanchett unfolds her body like angel's wings. The film, which folds and unfolds upon itself, rewards repeat viewing with luxurious feelings, the feelings of luxury - the soft leather palm of a glove sitting on a counter and the reflection of devastating first love snot glimmering in a train window. All of it, as glorious as glorious could possibly stand to be without breaking, reassembling, and ascending unto Heaven itself, leaving us blind and sobbing and blind in its wake.
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Friday, September 25, 2015

Jeremy Irvine Wishes You...

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... a happy weekend. Also
are there any good movies out, he wonders?

Stonewall aside (and that's apparently a big aside, judging by the ridiculous online hysteria the destined-for-awfulness flick's faced) there are a few movies of interest in theaters this weekend -- I reviewed Mississippi Grand, which is terrific, plus there's both Eli Roth's The Green Inferno and Ramin Bahrani's 99 Homes, both of which I've been dying to see for ages...

... but I'm gonna be so busy with New York Film Fest stuff I don't know when I'll be able to go. Before the weekend is through I'll have seen Yorgos Lanthimos' The Lobster (TWICE!), Robert Zemeckis' The Walk, and Ridley Scott's The Martian. Wowza. And speaking of NYFF, there will actually be updates here on the blog over the weekend as my first few reviews from the festival go live over at The Film Experience. I will keep you tuned! 


Thursday, July 30, 2015

Which Is Hotter?

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Tom Hardy or Joe Gordon Levitt in Inception?
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A happy 45th birthday to Chris Nolan today,
if only for bringing these two together.


Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Sweet Dreams Wig Man

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Watching the new trailer for Spectre this morning and it's lack of Daniel Craig flesh (BOO) reminded me that there was a surprising amount of shirtless Joe Gordon-Levitt in the trailer for Robert Zemeckis' The Walk that came out last week, and I never got around to posting it. So that, my friends, is what I am doing. Here's the trailer, watch the trailer:
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I can't decide how I feel about this movie - Man On Wire was fine (although I didn't love it as much as many people seemed to) but Phillippe Petit as a character could easily venture into straight-up super-annoying territory if they're not careful. And man alive that nest on Joe's head is distracting.

Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Neil: As we sat there listening to the carolers, I wanted to tell Brian that it was over now and that everything would be okay. But that was a lie, plus I couldn't speak anyway. I wish there was some way to go back and undo the past. But there wasn't. There was nothing we could do. So I just stayed silent and tried to telepathically communicate how sorry I was about what happened. And I thought of all the grief and suffering and fucked up stuff in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically disappear. 

I'm surprised to see that I've never featured this quote for this series before. Anyway today is the 10th anniversary of Gregg Araki's best movie (so far, but probably, let's be honest, ever) and over at The Film Experience our pal Glenn related his trip to see the movie in the theater at that time and how it affected him...

... it reminded me I had quite an affecting experience myself with this film. Skin was the very first movie that I reviewed here at the blog and I've told this story a million times but here, I'll quote myself from 2005:

"I saw the film a second time here in NYC at Film Forum, and during an especially intense scene (you'll know it once you see it, believe me), a woman in the audience literally began to shriek and ran sobbing out of the theater. I don't know if that will make anyone want to go see the movie or will keep you away, but I myself have never seen anyone ever react like that in a theater and was pretty much in awe of it. It's the sort of thing you hear about, a woman fainting during Passion of the Christ, or the old waivers you have to sign to watch some schlocky horror movie of the fifties that the theater wouldn't be held responsible for trauma inflicted by the film... but to actually see and hear someone react so strongly..."

Since we're ten years on I don't consider it a spoiler anymore so I'll just go ahead and say it was the scene where Joseph Gordon Levitt gets beaten and raped in the shower that sent the woman screaming; it remains the most dramatic thing I've ever witnessed in a movie theater to this day. It is of course a purposeful moment of awfulness, and the passage I quoted up top, which is from the end of the film, shows that healing, not horror, is Araki's ultimate intent. I hope that woman, where ever she is, found her own way through.
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