Friday, February 27, 2026
Good Morning, World
Wednesday, May 08, 2024
Big Hogs For Everybody
"Alpha Gang follows alien invaders sent on a mission to conquer Earth. “Disguised in human form as an armed and dangerous 1950’s leather-clad biker gang, they show no mercy… until they catch the most toxic, contagious human disease of all: emotion.”
Thursday, May 25, 2023
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Zan: What is Punk, Boadicea?Queen Boadicea: It's just the fag end
of the Blues, dear.
Tuesday, August 02, 2022
Get Back on the Shortbus, Baby
Thursday, April 21, 2022
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Shortbus (2006)
Justin Bond: It's just like the 60's.Only with less hope.
Friday, February 11, 2022
Some TV Stuff
Friday, January 28, 2022
Pics of the Day
Friday, September 17, 2021
Looking Forward To NewFest
Monday, August 02, 2021
5 Off My Head: Cinematic Spooge
Even here almost 25 years on this still remains probably the most famous jizz moment in the movies, right? I know at the least that it's got to be the first time that man-spunk registered onscreen for me as what it was, and as a thing I had most certainly never seen represented on-screen before. (When I was a kid we didn't have porn access, kiddos! Imagine that!)
But this definitely raises the question -- what was the first time that semen was sprayed across the screen in a mainstream non-pornographic piece of entertainment? Or just shown? What's the earliest example of spermatozoid representation y'all can think of?
I was surprised that this scene popped up in my brain so quickly, as I haven't seen Ruben Östlund's terrific arthouse smash The Square since it came out in 2017 -- and holy shit is it possible that movie's very nearly five already? Anyway I probably just wanted to think about Claes Bang's bang-bag a bit, knowing me. But this scene really is so wildly well-played and funny -- as much praise as she gets for suffering well on The Handmaids Tale Elisabeth Moss always delivers a full comedy load too. You can watch the entire scene here.
And finally.......
Look Who's Talking -- The Opening Credits
Classic cum comedy for the whole family!
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Tuesday, July 20, 2021
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Hedwig: Our apartment was so small that Mother made me play in the oven. Late at night I would listen to the voices of the American masters, Tony Tennille, Debby Boone, Anne Murray who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. And then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada. These artists, they left as deep an impression on me as that oven rack did on my face. To be an American in muskrat love, soft as an easy chair not even the chair, I am I said, have I never been mellow? And the colored girls sing... doo do doo do doo do doo... but never with the melody. How could I do it better than Tony or Lou... HEY BOY, TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!
Tuesday, June 01, 2021
Two Tiger Princes
Wednesday, April 21, 2021
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Justin Bond: These bitches sucking cock and eating ass...then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
Tuesday, April 21, 2020
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Justin Bond: As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: "I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity."
Tuesday, November 26, 2019
Pic of the Day
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Thursday, May 24, 2018
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Clayton: The monster's lonely. He wants a friend.
A girlfriend. Somebody. What's so sick about that?
Wednesday, May 16, 2018
Hey Hey We're The Punkys
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Friday, April 21, 2017
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Becca: Does it ever go away?Nat: No, I don't think it does. Not for me, it hasn't -has gone on for eleven years. But it changes though.Becca: How? Nat: I don't know... the weight of it, I guess.At some point, it becomes bearable. It turns into somethingthat you can crawl out from under and...carry around like a brick in your pocket. And you...you even forget it, for a while. But then you reach infor whatever reason and - there it is. Oh right, that.Which could be aweful - not all the time. It's kinda...Nat: not that you'd like it exactly, but it's what you've gotinstead of your son. So, you carry it around. And uh...it doesn't go away. Which is...Becca: Which is what?Nat: Fine, actually.
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
High School is the End of the World
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
10 Off My Head: Siri Says 2001
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