Showing posts with label James Badge Dale. Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Badge Dale. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Quote of the Day


"When you look at the entertainment industry, it’s amazing how doors are slammed in your face. I remember casting directors looking at my big nose and my giant ears and just being like, “What are you doing here?” Feeling like you don’t belong, agents never returning your phone calls. You get so much rejection and people make you feel so small, and the second that things start to change for you, those same people all want something. But you’ve got to remind yourself how lucky you are to be doing this, even when it’s not working out. Look, when I was starting out and I was going through really hard times, my wife was an I.C.U. trauma nurse, so there’d be plenty of times I would get home and I would have tears in my eyes of frustration and then my wife would talk about her day. The things she was encountering — holding somebody’s hand as they were passing, or letting somebody know that they weren’t going to ever see a family member again — just put it all in such clear perspective for me."

Our pal Kyle Buchanan chatted with none other than Jon "Jonny" Bernthal in The New York Times today and in a fine chat that passage above stood out, because imagine seeing Jon Bernthal's big nose and giant ears and thinking of them as a negative? My god some people in the entertainment industry do not deserve their jobs. Let me do all the casting from now on, I got this. Anyway click on over and read the whole thing, it's worth your time -- I also like the part where Bernthal talks about his friend James Badge Dale, because who doesn't want to think about Jon Bernthal and James Badge Dale hanging out, wearing sweatpants, punching each other, so forth... sorry what was I talking about? Oh right. There are more pictures from this NYT shoot too, and I have them after the jump...

Friday, January 07, 2022

Good Morning, World


Back in October I posted about how James Badge Dale was busy being hot on some show called Hightown I had never heard of -- well here we are three months later and I can say that I have heard of the show (because I posted about it!) but I still can't say I have watched a smidge. No matter, because James Badge Dale? Still being hot on it. Indeed he had a sex scene on an episode of it over the holidays where he got his butt out and... you're not gonna wanna miss that. JBD got some butt! That said it is a straight sex scene (no thank you) and I had to edit around, you know, his perfectly lovely actress co-star as best I could. We are not here for her! I mean I am not here for her, and it's my site so my rules. Anyway point being they shot the scene so that was difficult so there is some female nudity below too. I always feel guilty posting female nudity! Part of the reason I started doing my gratuitous posts fifteen years back was to help establish internet equity when it came to female and male nudity... I make "getting off" sound so fuckin' fancy, don't I? I been at this a long time, y'all. Hit the jump for the damn gifs...

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Good Morning, World


Example number infinity of me posting about a show I've never heard of because a guy I am attracted to takes some of their clothes off on it... in today's example we have James Badge Dale, who once slapped Michael Fassbender on the bum memorably and who more recently was seen in the surprisingly fascinating cult oddity horror flick The Empty Man, on some show called Hightown (via, thx Mac). I'm not even going to bother looking this show up -- there are shows I know tons about and want to watch that I am missing because of no time, my plate is full -- but maybe one of you watch it, in which case I say good for you. We love James though! Happy to see he's getting paid. I should do a post on all of his long-underwear scenes in The Empty Man now that I'm thinking about it...



Monday, March 08, 2021

Two Cult Oddities, Out Now To Spook & Unsettle


I made unexpected friends with two surprising new horror flicks this weekend, which turned out to be far more than their front-facing parts -- below are some quick thoughts, but if you wanna avoid spoilers (not that I go that deep) just know I recommend both of these! Check 'em out!

The Empty Man -- I honestly thought this was just another piece of anonymous studio-junk a la The Bye-Bye Dude or The Slender Fella so I ignored its existence for awhile, even with the always-welcome James Badge Dale getting a rare leading man role, and that's egg on my stupid face -- this flick's actually much much more interesting than that. I should've know when it got a lousy Cinemascore grade that it's interesting! Cinemascore always gets horror movies wrong. 

At two-hours-and-twenty-minutes s it too long? It is maybe too long. But do I have a clue what I'd cut? I do not! Certainly not the ace opening sequence set in the Himalayas that seems totally disconnected from the rest of the movie for awhile (it is not), since that mini-movie on its own is worth the price of admission. And the middle might meander a little but by the arrival at the film's final destination that meandering feels of purpose, of worth. Not to mention the million little scares that are plunked down here and there askance it. (Oh and James Badge Dale is in long-underwear a lot! Good proper movie stuff!)

The film openly toys with the expectations I placed on its going in, flirting with being one of those generic movies -- blandly stereotyped teenagers speak a Candyman-like riddle on a bridge, summoning up something unspeakable! But talk about some wild swings and wilder swerves -- The Empty Man is seriously richer, smarter, and so much fucking stranger than all that. Just take the ride. Stick with it. It'll stick with you back, I promise.

Son -- This movie made me jump, jump, and jump some more. Another Cult Oddity -- and no big jump required from me telling you the horror sub-genre of the Q-moment would be all about cult-thinking -- Son has a great shock set for its first jump-scare, a terrific jab that just got me totally and completely, and then just kept 'em coming. 

Like The Lodge last year Son tells the story of a young woman who escapes her abusive cult-leader father and deprograms herself in order to try and lead a normal life, only to have that past come roaring back to life, peeking through her windows. She keeps telling the cops (led by a sensitive-eyed Emile Hirsch) that she's not crazy, that what she's seeing is really happening, and the film believes her so much that we become skeptical of the film itself -- it's a weird little mental infection of discombobulation, which made sense one I realized this was from Ivan Kavanaugh, the director of the fantastic 2014 flick The Canal; Kavanaugh wants to make us feel crazy, and he half succeeds. 

Son's maybe not quite as unassailable as The Canal, a film which still makes me shudder whenever I remember certain visions from it, but this film is better-shot, with its neon-blanched Americana, emptied of soul but rife with ugly poisonous color and rot. There too are visions here I'll find myself squirming at the memory of, and repressing them for the sake of my longterm self.

Monday, June 08, 2020

Good Morning, World

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I very much get the feeling nobody will want to talk about a cop show right now, which is good -- neither do I haven't seen any of Starz's Hightown, the show these gifs of James Badge Dale are from (thx Mac) -- I just like seeing James Badge Dale, is all. I did chuckle reading Wikipedia's description of this show though -- it's about "a hard-partying lesbian" and "National Marine Fisheries Service Agent who uses her gun and badge to seduce tourist chicks." That's a new one! It's also set in Provincetown, so they're lucky they've got a gay lead. I'm just sad it ain't Jimmy here. Hit the jump for the rest...

Wednesday, January 08, 2020

James Badge Dale Seven Times

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I'm always surprised when I notice that James Badge Dale is a year younger than me -- it's like that famous McConaughey line from Dazed and Confused but like, its opposite. Anyway the stache he's sporting in this Da Man photo-shoot (via, thanks Mac) is only exacerbating that Junior Daddy sensation, and now I have to go stare at the gifs of him butching out in that Michael Bay movie immediately! Funny how often that happens. Anyway the rest of this photo-shoot, including an on-set video and some gifs I made from it can be found here after the jump...

Friday, February 01, 2019

Jamie Bell's a Hard Boy

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Since my brain's still kinda scrambled today from this week's bout of flu-ish-ness I guess I'll just keep on posting trailers, it's less taxing than expressing actual thoughts -- here's the trailer for Donnybrook, the forthcoming "roughnecks duke it out in cage matches" movie starring the butch triumverate of Jamie Bell and Frank Grillo and James Badge Dale. (Jamie can be both butch and femme and that's why we'll always love him most.) 
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Donnybrook is out in theaters on February 15th 
and then it hits VOD the following week.
Hit the jump for a couple more gifs...

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Leave Us To the Devils

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I hate summer, I think I have mentioned that once or twenty times here before, and August is worst of all (I mean at least my birthday is in July) -- but August does have one thing going for it, and that thing is on display today. I just posted the trailer for Slice, a new horror film, and now I've got the trailer for Hold the Dark, also a new horror film. So August? It has the promise of fall floating there in its ether, and fall is good, great, the greatest of all the seasons. Full of sweater-weather and horror movies, oh my!

Anyway Hold the Dark. Hold the Dark was directed by the great Jeremy Saulnier, whose previous movies Blue Ruin (review) and especially especially Green Room (review) I am big fans of - Hold the Dark stars Riley Keough as a woman whose child is devoured by wolves in rural Alaska; her husband (played by Alexander Skarsgard) is a soldier off at war so she hires Jeffrey Wright's character to hunt those nasty beasties; meanwhile James Badge Dale is there as the sheriff. And then Skarsgard comes back and yadda yadda things seem to go a lil' loopy. 
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I read an interview with Saulnier recent;y where he said he used real wolves at all times, which sounds promising - CG still doesn't get it right - you can sense the difference every time. Anyway Saulnier has already proven himself a master at ratcheting up tension to a nigh unbearable degree - there are moments in Green Room where I'm pretty sure I went blu-faced from not breathing. This trailer promises lots of chances for that. It's giving me a Ravenous vibe, which is always, always welcome. Hold the Dark is a Netflix film and it'll drop on September 28th. And I'll be wearing a damn sweater while I watch it!


Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Good Morning, World

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If I was smart, if I didn't have Oscar Wilde's quote that "Nothing exceeds like excess" tattooed upon my private parts, if any of those things were true then maybe I would save some of this morning's Instagram bounty for a rainy day when there wasn't so much to post. Alas. I gotta give. This my curse. So we'll post all three. Above is Sense8 star Alfonso Herrera showing off that current beard he's been rocking. (See more beard here.) And then...

... we have James Badge Dale enjoying 
some early beach time. And then...

... we have Tom Hopper (from Black Sails and Game of Thrones - see more of him over here) wishing us a top of the morning (in this instance I suppose that makes him the "top.") So good morning, everybody! (And since we've got a triptych here if anybody wants to "Do Dump Marry" them in the comments I wouldn't argue with that.)
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Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Shame (2011)

David: Listen, one more thing. Your hard drive
is filthy, all right. We got your computer back.
I mean, it is, it is, dirty. I'm talking like hoes, sluts,
anal, double anal, penetration, inter racial facial, man.
Cream pie. I don't even know what that is.
Do you think it was your intern?
Brandon: On my hard drive?
David: Yeah, someone's fucking with your account, man.
And we're blowing our wad in cash, you know?
It takes a really really sick fuck to spend all day on that shit.

I just saw a movie with James Badge Dale in it earlier
and I can't see him without thinking about this movie
(more specifically when he slaps Fassy's bum, but I digress...)
Hit the jump for a new-to-me photo-shoot of JBD...

Monday, May 01, 2017

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Shame (2011)

David: Listen, one more thing. Your hard drive is filthy, all right. We got your computer back. I mean, it is, it is, dirty. I'm talking like hoes, sluts, anal, double anal, penetration, inter racial facial, man. Cream pie. I don't even know what that is. Do you think it was your intern?
Brandon: On my hard drive?
David: Yeah, someone's fucking with your account, man. And we're blowing our wad in cash, you know? It takes a really really sick fuck to spend all day on that shit. 

I like thinking about James Badge Dale & Michael Fassbender saying the words "double anal" to each other and so here on the occasion of Dale's 39th birthday I am doing just that. And now that we're there we might as well go click on this post of him working out in short shorts in 13 Hours because I mean as long as we're here and everything...


Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Who Wore It Best?

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I caught a little of Marc Forster's "Brad Pitt runs like a sissy away from zombies" movie World War Z on the TV last night - I hadn't seen it since it came out in 2013 and I remembered it being fairly decent and as I re-watched it all of a sudden it was like, "Holy shit look at all the people filling in small roles in this movie." Hey there's Moritz Bleibtreu and Ruth Negga as doctors! And hey, double and triple hey, there's James Badge Dale and Michiel Huisman playing soldiers...


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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Good Morning, World

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Even though I'm loathe to give more air-time to Michael Bay's Ropy Jism: The Movie, I figure as long as I've got it sitting here after doing yesterday's "Sweet Ode To John Badge Dale, Butch Pig," I should finish off the job with the brief pair of instances where John Krasinki showed off all his hard work getting all super buff for the movie. I mean he worked so hard, it's the least I could do. (John there are other things I am willing to do though, just give me a call and I'll tell you all about them.) Hit the jump for the rest...

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... butching it up with James Badge Dale.

You know for all the press that John Krasinski got out of that one shirtless shot in Michael Bay's military masturbatory fantasy 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (and rightfully so) you'd think some ink (and other fluids) could've been spilled over JBD's great big butch pig transformation. This is a very very long way from the scrawny prettiness that we're used to from Jim! S'good! Hit the jump for much more...

Tuesday, June 07, 2016

Rock Hard Granite

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We're overdue a 21st Century version of Backdraft -- and by "a 21st Century version of Backdraft" I mean "a movie where fetishized hunky firefighters take long communal showers and have sex on top of their fire-engines, you know, the meaningful stuff" -- so today's news of the movie titled Granite Mountain is hitting me in the right spot. The film, directed by Tron's Joseph Kosinski, already had such stalwartly hunky names as Josh Brolin and Taylor Kitsch and James Badge Dale attached, but today it adds a pair of sweet-cheeked fresh-faces to its roster - seen above that's Alex Russell (once of Chronicle, more recently of "making out with Sullivan Stapleton" fame) and down below that's Ben Hardy (he was Angel in the new X-Men movie but more importantly he got sweaty on a pummel-horse for a photo-shoot). Shouldn't they be hiring people who puts fires out, not start them?


Thursday, January 14, 2016

More Like Ab-ghanistan

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Let's just get this out of the way -- I am never, not ever, going to see Michael Bay's 13 Hours. John Krasinski and Pablo Schreiber and James Badge Dale and Max Martini can rub all the dirt in their beard and bicep crevices that they want to -- if Bradley Cooper squatting in short shorts wasn't enough to get me to see American Sniper, and it wasn't, then nothing's gonna overcome Michael f'ing Bay. 

But as I did with Cooper I will post some pictures, but you guys need to promise me you won't go see the movie either. We can be strong together, like these dudes, only less gay. Effeminate pinky swear! Hit the jump for a few more of the beefy bearded Benghazi boys...

Friday, May 01, 2015

Good Morning, World

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And a happy 37th birthday to actor James Badge Dale, who I decided I was a fan of right around the time he was smacking Michael Fassbender's ass in Shame. (Like minds, ya see.) These shots are from that short-lived TV show The Black Donnellys that also gave us Jonathan Tucker in tighty-whities for the first time - aka why didn't this show stay on forever and win all the Emmys? What a world.They did have the common sense to put the show out on DVD though, so all this could be yours!


Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Driving Mister Dornan

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I didn't know that Pacific Rim actor Max Martini plays Jamie Dornan's driver in Fifty Shades of Gray! Now there's some fantasy spank-bank material. See our big gratuitous post on Max right here - he's a fine slab of ginger. Anyway now comes word that he's joined the cast of Michael Bay's upcoming probable nightmare of a movie 13 Hours, which is about (sigh) what happened in every Republican uncle's favorite buzzword Benghazi. Even worse, his co-stars are all bringing the hotness - the film will also star John Krasinski, James Badge Dale, and Orange is the New Black's 'stache-twirling guard Pablo Schreiber. This movie will be the death of me.


Monday, February 24, 2014

Edgar All Over

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Today the news broke that Errol Morris is making his first non-documentary film in 23 years - it's called Holland, Michigan and it's about a woman who, and I quote, "starts an affair after she suspects her husband is cheating on her, only to learn that her spouse is a serial killer." Sounds fun! Even better the trio will be played by Naomi Watts, Bryan Cranston, and Edgar Ramirez. That's a great cast, and seeing Edgar's name shuffled me off towards pictures of him natch, which is what led to a pair of discoveries. First I found this trio of pictures from the upcoming thriller Egdar's in with Eric Bana and Joel McHale called Deliver Us From Evil (it was called Beware the Night when I first heard about it):



Obviously this is a movie we're excited about thanks to that endlessly hunky cast, but it's got a possibly fun sounding concept involving cops and priests teaming up to fight a city full of devils; we were actually just talking about the film last week when that very similar sounding James Badge Dale film Spectral was announced. The film is out in July. And then there's...

... this shirtless shot of Egdar in the boxing bio-pic Hands of Stone with Robert DeNiro, which is of interest because did you just see the word "shirtless" that I wrote? That's why. (via)
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Thursday, February 20, 2014

I Am Link

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--- Get Snookered - Eight days til Hannibal is back! Bryan Fuller gave an interview to E! that's gotten some headlines the past couple of days where he renewed the drool-worthy idea of making a Pushing Daisies musical that would focus on Kristin Chenoweth's character Olive Snook. Yes yes yes, make this happen, yes. As for Hannibal he talks the possibilities of certain Daisies actors (Cheno included) showing up in the cannibal's kitchen.

--- Deuce Up -Danny Boyle is going to make a movie about the infamous 1973 "battle of the sexes" tennis match that had Billie Jean King facing off with a super douche-bag - I think there was a special about this match on PBS recently (I watched a bunch of it whatever channel it was on) and it's amazing what a dickbag this dude was. Anyway these'll be a couple of killers parts for actors to play.

--- Force Strong - Jack Reynor must have some extra special behind-the-scenes skills (wink wink nudge nudge) because goddamn he's getting cast in everything without anybody outside of "behind the scenes" having a clue about him - he's already starring in the new Transformers opposite Mark Wahlberg as well as a drug movie with Toni Collette (guess which one's more important) and now comes word that he's gotten a role in JJ Abrams Star Wars movie, although nobody out of Vader-ville is confirming or denying anything casting-wise on anybody yet.

--- Major Props - Leave it to Michael Musto to get some fun dishy dirt from an anonymous Oscar voter on what's driving their personal ballot and the ballots of their friends - I like a lot of what this man/woman has to say, from the dissing of Wolf of Wall Street and the over-praise of Matthew McConaughey on down.
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--- The Lovely Lupita - Over at The Film Experience Nat got to chat with 12 Years a Slave's Lupita Nyong'o about making the movie and working with Michael Fassbender (and damn I wish there was audio of that bit because it sounds as if she does a bit of an impression while doing so), and basically she just keeps on being her charming self. Y'all know I love Jennifer Lawrence but it will be a crime if she steals Lupita's statue on Oscar night.

--- Monster Bay - I hadn't been paying attention to where the new Godzilla movie had been filmed I guess, so the new poster showing that the giant lizard will be stomping up San Francisco kinda surprised me, in a good way. (And now I'm imagining a crossover with Looking, involving Aaron Johnson and rim-jobs, and I am very happy indeed.)

--- Ghost Busta - Sexy beast James Badge Dale (here he is simultaneously slapping Michael Fassbender's ass and winning my heart) is going to star in a movie called Spectral, described as "a supernatural Black Hawk Down" (yes, someone described something that way) about a black-ops team fighting ghouls that've infiltrated New York City. This sounds an awful lot like that Eric Bana/Joel McHale/Edgar Ramirez movie about cops and priests fighting demons in New York City. But there's plenty of rumor for all of these movies, as long as they all star hot pieces of ass, I say.

--- Give Me Beauty - The Playlist chats with Italian Best Foreign Film nominee The Great Beauty's director Paolo Sorrentino about his influences and music choices and whether he'd like to make a movie in Hollywood - he has an emphatic yes for the latter, and says making a noir would be a hoot. You may recall that I totally adored The Great Beauty - here's my review.
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