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I love it when actors do the work for me -- and you can chisel that on my tombstone -- so thanks to German actor Matthias Schweighöfer for posting this new photoshoot in honor of his own 44th birthday today! Schweighöfer was a great big star in Germany before making some in-roads here in the States thanks mainly to Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead zombie action movie -- his character even got his own spin-off prequel with Army of Thieves the same year. And then he had a small role in Oppenheimer too but then well who didn't? Anyway he first caught our eye well before that, romping about in his altogether with his buddy and also MNPP fave Florian David Fritz in the movie 100 Things which I must've posted about a half billion times back circa 2018. Maybe that's how he also caught Zack Snyder's eye! Sounds about right to me. Anyway hit the jump for the birthday boy's full fine new photoshoot...

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How many of you watched Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead on Netflix (or in theaters I suppose) this weekend? If you did then you probably noticed German twunk Matthias Schweighöfer (seen here in another movie, the 2011 film What a Man) and maybe you recognized him from some of his German films, or maybe you recognized him from my incessant posting about him over the past several years -- whatever it was there he was, still being adorable, only this time with zombies. And as per usual when it comes to Matthias... 

... or at least what I have experienced of him (you should check out his movie 100 Things with Florian David Fitz, or at least my posts about it)  -- his character had mad chemistry with another dude. In this instance Omari Hardwick's hard-ass Vanderohe -- and that's not just me projecting! There's an entire interview with the two actors at Collider about their "bromance." (Thx Mac) Anyway the happy news is apparently an entire spin-off film has already been made about Schweighöfer's character -- Schweighöfer himself directed it (he's been directing in Germany for awhile), it's called Army of Thieves, and it's a prequel about his character's time during the zombie apocalypse, which in Snyder's film happens over the opening credits. It's going to be out before this year is over. Let's hope Matthias knows his audience and gays it up!

Florian David Fitz One More Time

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(click to embiggen) Whoa now! Hello there! Look at this extra special brand-new photo that MNPP commenter "schmiedepaul" just dug up for us off of GQ Germany's website! I thought maybe I should just update today's earlier post of Florian's photoshoot and add in this photo, but there's no good way to do that while giving this photo, THIS PHOTO, the proper spotlight that it deserves. So its own post then. But I recommend clicking back to the rest of the photo-shoot too, which is slightly less butt-naked but still a fun time. Bless you "schmiedepaul" and bless you Florian and bless you, the entire country of Germany.

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Florian David Fitz Nine Times

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It's kind of weird to see the German actor Florian David Fitz without his constant (nude) companion writer-director-actor-nudist Matthias Schweighöfer after they spent most of the past, uhh, two years I think, promoting their comedy film 100 Things (and we spent just as much time posting about it). That movie still hasn't been released here in the US, although you can buy a differently-regioned DVD from abroad, one that naturally features them naked on its cover because what else is that movie. 

But I guess he's still a hit in Germany since GQ's put him on their "Men of the Year" cover (via), and especially we're grateful for it since it comes with a photoshoot that all about mustaches, half-off sweaters, and leather pants. Those are literally 73% of our favorite things! Hit the jump for the rest...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... enjoying a warm rain 

with Florian David Fitz (via) or...

... a cold soak with 

Justin Chatwin. (via)

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Happy Monday to one and all with what will probably be my last post on German actors Matthias Schweighöfer and  Florian David Fitz's latest bromoerotic film called 100 Dinge (aka 100 Things) until it's out for American Consumption, by whatever means necessary - it opened in Germany this past weekend I believe, so now we'll just have to wait n' see what happens with it, distribution-wise, down the road. We had a good run! Click here for the several posts I have done.  The above gif comes from a video Matthias shared. All that said hi everybody, and let's try to get ourselves going this morning...

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I'm real sad that the German gay-baiting romp 100 Dinge starring Matthias Schweighöfer and Florian David Fitz is hitting theaters over there next week, because it introduces a sense of finality to the nudity parade that they've been hocking for months now - see here and here and here and here for our coverage - I would like this to go on forever, guys! Start making the sequel immediately, please. Well for now they've released another promotional video for us to appreciate, this one filled with on-set footage of the what else...

... but the gratuitously bare-assed variety. This movie seems super! I mean, I guess it's a movie? I suppose there is some movie strung together between these scenes. But I'm not too worried about that. I know my priorities, and they have so far been fulfilled as far as this movie is concerned. German Oscars for everybody! Hit the jump for a few more gifs...

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Happy Birthday alter Mann. @florian.david.fitz Endlich 52. Du brauchst dich nicht zu schämen. Du siehst top aus. @100dingeofficial

A post shared by Matthias Schweighöfer (@matthiasschweighoefer) on Nov 20, 2018 at 12:57am PST

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Once again I must reiterate I love the German frat-boy love

affair between Matthias Schweighöfer & Florian David Fitz.

See lots more of them right here. Happy bday, Florian!

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Two weeks back I shared with you the trailer for the German film 100 Dinge (aka 100 Things), which appears to be nothing but one long "Matthias Schweighöfer and Florian David Fitz are naked" joke - my kinda humor, although it's not really laughter that's got me vibrating. Anyway the other day they released the poster for the movie which... well as you can see, continues the tradition. I think I'm moving to Germany, you guys...

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Way back in February I shared a photograph of the German actors slash exhibitionists Florian David Fitz and Matthias Schweighöfer...

... showing off their luxurious communal goods on the set of their latest bad-boy goof called 100 Dinge (aka 100 Things) - well the film's out in December in Germany and they just dropped the trailer and holy hell it's basically being sold on the strength of their butt-cheeks alone. And those are some strong butt-cheeks.

The thing is two trailers were released - as seen above a censored one that's on YouTube (which I'll share below) and then an uncensored one on Facebook (thanks Tony) - the only problem is the FB one is square cropped and so shots like above become...

... as you can see, both of these releases have their plusses and their minuses. But I will not complain! I'm just glad we live in an international world now so I even know Florian David Fitz and Matthias Schweighöfer are making these movies in the first place since it'll probably never get a release here in the US, unfortunately. Here's the trailer:

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And for now we'll make due, 

hit the jump for a couple dozen gifs...

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Don't ask ME to look up how many times they've worked together in the past, it's too early for that, but two of our favorite Deutscher Twunks are reuniting for a new movie -- Matthias Schweighöfer posted this shot on his Instagram (click to embiggen; thanks Tony!) with Florian David Fitz this morning on the set of 100 Things, which... is something, I guess. It doesn't have a page on IMDb. This is why I said don't ask me to look up how many times they've worked together before - IMDB gets confusing for foreign movies. Anyway among the many gratuitous posts I have done on these two actors over the years - see here for Matthias and click here for Florian - we've posted many a picture of them together so my assumption is they're Germany's much sexier answer to Seth Rogen & James Franco. Lots of dumb-seeming broad comedies together. We look forward to more! Here's a bonus shot of Florian from his Insta:

Gratuitous Florian David Fitz II

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For those of you keeping track (read: nobody nowhere) it's been exactly one year to the day since I posted that gigantic (and well worth your time clicking on) Gratuitous Florian David Fitz post in honor of the German actor's 39th birthday, and I still haven't seen him act in anything. That's not his fault, he put out three movies this year, but none of them seem to make it to the States and I don't know what's what if it's not right in front of me. 

But golly he is still super adorable (there are a few more previously posted shots here and here), plus he's German which is like an instant bonus gold star, so if you hit the jump I gathered up a few (dozen) pictures I haven't gotten to before (including a couple shots of him and his previously-repeatedly-gratuitized and very handsy pal Matthias Schweighöfer). Happy 40, Florian!

Gratuitous Florian David Fitz

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While this will be the third post we've devoted to the German actor Florian David Fitz - see previous ones here and here - we've still never actually, you know, seen him in anything. But I noticed today is his 39th birthday and so what the hell, I had all this junk laying around, might as well make use of it. 

Anyway I can always use a new German actor to obsess about for a skinny minute. There can never be enough. That's our not-so-unofficial motto, and this post's a wonderful example of it - if you hit the jump you'll get a good ol' pile of NSFW-ness that stretches on for nearly as long as his manhood does. (That's after the jump, so you're probably definitely gonna click through now.) Preview of coming attractions...

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Hey remember that German actor Florian David Fitz that 

I posted a couple pictures of last week? Yeah there's his butt.

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Florian David Fitz Three Times

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I'm pretty sure one of you fine people out there told me to look up the German actor Florian David Fitz awhile back and that's why I follow a tumblr devoted to him; otherwise I have no idea how he once came onto my radar. I've never seen anything he's been in. So if that was you who told me to check him out, sorry I forgot, and thanks for the heads-up! These pics were posted at that link today and... s'looking good. S'looking very good.

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