Showing posts with label Final Destination. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Final Destination. Show all posts

Friday, January 09, 2026

It's Too Much Monkey Business Going Down


There's a line between narrative efficiency and narrative indifference that Primate sadly crosses in the wrong direction -- I guess I'm supposed to be happy that this movie trims off all the fat of "character" and "story" and just gets down to its nasty business of a chimpanzee tearing people's faces off as quickly as possible? Maybe I just wasn't in the right mood. (Perhaps we can blame the two assholes sitting next to me playing on their phones the entire time for cutting down on my ability to have fun.) (Assholes.) 

Anyway I admit I'm a hypocrite here on some level because that's all I want from a franchise like the Final Destination movies, for example -- I'm no snob when it comes to the simple pleasures of some cinematic death spectacle. I think what differentiates Primate from the Final Destination movies is Final Destination movies are at their best just Looney Tunes with exploding melon heads -- when they get too meanspirited like the 4th film in the franchise it becomes everybody's least favorite one. 

And Primate is a mean movie. Viciously cruel. And so its wildly over-the-top violence (there's a scene with a jawbone... well I won't ruin it but my god) being inflicted onto characters that are paper-thin ciphers... it just becomes wholly unpleasant to watch. I didn't have fun with the rampaging chimp movie! It just made me feel sick.

I suppose there's another aspect to my queasiness I should admit to -- realistic Animal Attack movies have always, for my entire life, been the subgenre of horror movie that've bothered me the most. ("Realistic" being the key word -- something like Food of the Gods with giant chickens is just goofy good fun for the whole family.) But there's precedent, and maybe I should've expected this reaction. Primate, about a chimp who catches rabies, is basically just the opening scene of Nope mixed with Cujo, and Cujo was the first movie I had to exit as a kid because it freaked me out too much. Same goes for the 2014 bear attack movie Backcountry (which I've spoken about here on the site before), a movie that upset me profoundly -- I still shudder at the memory of it. So it would seem that I can take all kinds of human-on-human violence but there's something primal I can't stomach when it's animals doing the gnawing. 

Not to turn this into a therapy session -- haha too late! This entire "review" has been little more than that. But I was bitten in the face by my grandfather's doberman as a little kid. Maybe this all stems from that. Hey whaddya know -- I have finally, all these many decades into living, uncovered my trigger! I been triggered y'all! 

Anyway, Primate. I didn't enjoy it. But I don't think it deserves credit for being so exxxtreme that it triggered me either -- I've recommend Backcountry to a million people because it manages to capture an experience that feels sickeningly real. Same for Cujo, which turns into a truly sick-making spectacle of claustrophobia. Primate, for all its gnarly gore, never achieves a sense of reality or admirable verisimilitude. The deep silliness of its "infinity pool next to a cliff" setting; the fact that I couldn't tell you who any of these characters are supposed to be besides fodder for the monkey's jaws. Every character behaves astoundingly stupid at every moment. This movie is just unpleasant and dumb. Two opposable thumbs down!



Wednesday, December 03, 2025

John Waters Rams 2025 Down Our Throats


Fuck off, National Board of Review -- the only Top 10 Movies of 2025 list that matters is here to fist us in our brains! Head on over to Vulture to read John Waters' ten favorite movies of 2025 -- it's got everything from Ari Aster's latest to the new Final Destination movie, and those are just his first two choices! Also per usual his list is like 50% stuff I haven't seen even though I see so many fucking movies every year -- John always sees more! The new Bruno Dumont movie and the one called Room Temperature both sound like must-finds to me. Anything stand out to you people?

Friday, May 16, 2025

Tadanobu Take Us Away


Nothing like a hint of Tadanobu Asano's furry tum-tum to take us into the weekend with a buzz -- sure the world's on fire but there are still for the moment small pleasures to be had. (In fact you can see three more of these small pleasures right here.) As for the weekend, well, it's here. And there's a new Final Destination movie to enjoy! If you missed my review earlier you can read it here -- I'm seeing it myself a second time tomorrow because once again we must grab onto the good things while they're available! Such doom tinged to all of my optimissm these days! Weird, right? Where could all of that be coming from... aaaanyway I have a second review of a different movie coming out this weekend that will drop at some point in the next couple of days, so check back and I'll try to post about that. Until then... well just smoke 'em if ya got 'em, my friends. Poof!

I Have Reviewed the New Final Destination


Although I don't (for obvious reasons) go into how impossible it is to review the Final Destination movies in my review of  the new Final Destination movie, it should be admitted -- they've got to be taken on their own terms, and you're either a mark for or an enemy of their treatment of violence, death and gore as spectacle and entertainment above pretty much all else. I'm honestly surprised more people don't get up in arms about them but then they've never tried to be serious enough to get too worked up about in my opinion -- yes yes I value human life. But also we're all going to die in some ridiculous way probably and these movies allow us to prepare ourselves for that vicariously. I think most critics get that. All of that is to say that I have reviewed the latest entry in the franchise, the sixth one titled Final Destinaion: Bloodlines, which is dropping a mere fourteen (!!!) years after that last one. Time, y'all! Meaningless. Click on over to Mashable to read my thoughts on the film, which are very pleased because the filmmakers knew what the franchise demands and they stuck to it. For the most part. I won't go so far as some of my collegues have to say this is the best one of them all -- I think they do a little more explaining than is necessary, and I think they rely a little too much on surprise shocks more than they do suspense. But that opening disaster is a real humdinger, that's for sure. You'll very much want to see this in the theater, packed with likeminded sadists. 

Thursday, February 20, 2025

The Monkey in 400 Words


Although it'd be neat if he wants to hang out sometime since he seems like a rad dude (just saying) I don't personally know Osgood Perkins, sometimes actor, son of Psycho star Anthony, and the quickly-becoming-his-own-brand horror director of The Blackcoat's Daughter, Longlegs, and my til-now-favorite Gretel & Hansel. And yet it's impossible to not think while watching his latest movie, the Stephen King adpatation The Monkey, that this feels like an extraordinarily personal movie for the man. 

Like I said -- I don't know him. And yet knowing what I do -- having watched him speak eloquently in Bryan Fuller's horror doc Queer For Fear about his closeted father's tumultuous relationship with the character of Norman Bates and his death from AIDS, and also knowing that Osgood's mother, the actress Berry Berenson, was killed in one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11 -- the thematic threads of cursed familial chaos passed down patriarchally that thrum though The Monkey feel, you know, fairly pointed! Notable. Of note. Resonant. And then when planes on fire start falling out of the sky? Can you blame me? These thoughts are right there for the taking.

The Monkey also feels the closest Oz has gotten to date to his father's wild late career work -- the absurdly nasty black humor on display here is very close to the Tony-directed Psycho III, or to his father's oh let's say lurid performance in Ken Russell's Crimes of Passion. This movie is bleak and pitch-black hearted and finds the absurd pointlessness of human existence to be a ribald punchline. It's of a piece with the Final Destination movies, but if they were less Rube Goldberg and more Albert Camus on acid. 

It also might be, all due apologies to Gretel, my new favorite movie of Oz's. It'll definitely take a second viewing to decide that because The Monkey is so tonally erratic and balls deep wackadoo that it's hard to decide from moment to moment if this shit's anarchic genius or gallumphing mess. Hell maybe it's both! But in a world of so much personality-free I.P.-driven "content", The Monkey feels so bloody particular, so preposterously gonzo, that I must slow-clap it for audacity alone. (If you liked last year's Cuckoo, which I've come to appreciate more and more with distance for how by-its-own-rules it flew, this should also be your cuppa.)



Wednesday, February 05, 2025

Jonny Inherits The Earth


I have mainly given up watching trailers altogether now -- I definitely didn't watch the one for the new Final Destination movie that dropped this week because when you're a fan as psychotic for a franchise as I am for that one there's no need. (And who else is about to do a full FD rewatch? I am so on that!) Anyway I didn't even bother opening the email I got this morning with the first trailer for the new Jurassic Park movie either. Excuse me, Jurassic World -- I really prefer using the Park nomenclature; y'all don't mind if I stick with that right? There's like half an hour of good content in the full World trilogy and I feel as if they'd be smart to return to the Park name honestly. Give us some hope this won't be more crappy nonsense! That said I saw some photos... okay I saw THIS photo:

I hope they kiss #JurassicWorldRebirth

... and I decided I should post about it because Jonny. And while yes it's true that Jonny didn't really end up making Wicked any more watchable for me, that (shrieking musical nonsense) was always going to be a steep hill for me to climb. A dinosaur movie with his taut biceps and shoulders on constant display? A far easier sell! It even looks like they get him into a harness and we all doubtlessly remember how hot today's It Boy Alessandro Nivola made that spectacle in his Jurassic turn! (Bring back Billy!) 

Anyway I didn't technically "watch" this trailer, I just went through it to make these gifs with the sound off, but the special effects look great, the colors are brighter than I recall the last couple movies looking -- I have all of my appendages crossed and knotted that this will be a good Jurassic movie. There is no reason for them to not be able to make good movies out of this material! It should be so simple! (How they fucked up so badly having all three of the original film's stars in the last one I will never ever be able to comprehend.) Here is the trailer:

Jurassic World: Rebirth is out on July 2nd. 
Oh and here is the pretty standard poster:


Monday, December 09, 2024

The Final Destination Has a Date


I am pretty sure the above poster is fan-art, but given we don't have any official posters or images for the next installment in the Final Destination franchise I am just going to share it anyway because we have news to share on that front! Today Final Destination: Bloodlines got a release date! it's coming out on May 16th 2025 so scribble that shit in your calendar right now. Since it's been awhile since we've heard much, let's catch up -- this the sixth entry in my favorite horror movie franchise of them all is coming to us from filmmakers Zach Lipovsky and Adam B. Stein who made the 2018 horror flick Freaks (which I suppose I should catch up with before watching their FD movie so I can know what I should be expecting -- it is on Netflix.) I don't recognize any of the actors that are listed in the cast of the film on IMDb but that's par for the course -- the exception being Tony Todd, and I am curious if our man managed to film his role as William Bludworth, the Coroner who intones about Death's Design in every one of these movies, before he sadly passed? 

That would be an incredible send-off if so, so I sure hope they made that happen. Anyway as I theorized back in March when the subtitle was revealed it seems safe to guess this movie might be about people related to people in the original five films -- that makes sense to me, since a thread that's been raised by the films before is Death's Design being mucked up by babies being born by people who were supposed to die, et cetera. All of that is really just plot gibberish though -- the excuse for why we're there, which is the elaborately plotted death scenes, and I hope they used the fourteen years (!!!) between films to plan some doozies. One cool thing to note -- the movie will be released in IMAX! So let's make these set-pieces big and wild, baby! Cannot wait. 


Tuesday, March 05, 2024

The Word of the Day is Bloodlines


Finally, some new news on the next movie in the Final Destination franchise! And no -- as far as we know Devon Sawa is not reprising his role of Alex Browning from the original 2000 film. I use that recent photo of Devon looking all beefcake-y just because I don't know what other image to use, and I know my audience. That said we don't actually know that Devon isn't returning either -- they keep finding ways to bring him back every season for Chucky, after all.  We just don't have word on any actors yet -- but we do have word that they started filming the sixth film this week via the film's producer Craig Perry. 

And we  also have word that the film's title will be Final Destination: Bloodlines -- and that subtitle makes me feel as if we can maybe suss out some stuff about where they're heading? Everybody has been tight-lipped on what the plans are to restart the franchise -- which closed a looped at the end of the fifth movie, time-jumping back to the beginning -- although producer Jeffrey Reddick (as quoted in the link above) did drop some very vague clues, basically saying we shouldn't expect this one to follow the same formula the previous five did, meaning an inciting incident (car crash, plane crash, rollerciatser crash) leading to a group of survivors who should have died but didn't slowly being picked off by Death itself.

The survivors were always connected by just that -- a random group of people who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. But the subtitle "Bloodlines" makes me think -- and I know, I'm pretty f'ing smart for figuring this one out, hoo boy -- this film could be about people related to suvivors? We're an entire generation from the first movie -- they could just be going the Scream route, and now death is hunting the next generation, aka the kids who are alive but shouldn't be because of the first five films' happenings. 

Of course... who could that be? Basically, Death got its way and eventually killed everybody in those first five movies. I don't have that part figured out. We'll leave that to the screenwriters. And I could be a moron -- always a distinct possibility -- barking up the wrong tree. We'll know more once we actually see some set stuff, or some actors involved. I'm just happy that my favorite horror franchise is coming back! Oh and we do know one more thing about the sixth film...

Thursday, August 25, 2022

Quote of the Day


"With Bones and All, I wasn’t interested at all in the shock value, which I hate. I was interested in these people. I understood their moral struggle very deeply. I understood what was happening to them. I am not there to judge anybody. You can make a movie about cannibals if you’re there in the struggle with them, and you’re not codifying cannibalism as a topic or a tool for horror. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is not a horror movie. It’s a devastating portrait of America from a very unreconciled master filmmaker. Even the second one, which I love as well, isn’t a horror movie; it’s a satire of Ronald Regan. The Exorcist is a family drama, not a horror movie. It’s about motherhood, and what is alien about that? 

The horror movie as a genre is less interesting because it does play with the various limited set of rules, and the repetition of those rules can be funny and amusing if you want a mindless day with the popcorn at the movie theater watching Final Destination. Or, it can be an empowering experience, or that of a great intellectual who is reflecting on those codes, like Kubrick with The Shining. But mostly it’s just repetition. It’s like comfort food. Except comfort food is the food that makes you sick after you eat it because while it tastes fine at the beginning, it’s also heavy and processed. 

 I’m saying all this as a great horror movie fan, and, because of Suspiria and partially because of this movie, a director in the camp. I think I’ll keep doing horror movies in my life, even if Bones and All isn’t a horror movie per se."

That is Luca Guadagnino talking about Horror Movies and his forthcoming cannibal romance Bones and All with Deadline, read it all here. It's a good-sized long chat and there is maybe a little bit more plot and theme-wise with regards to the new film than I'd have liked to have known, so be aware going in if you're concerned about that. Still I could listen to Luca talk about anything for ages even when I disagree with him, and I'm not sure I entirely agree with him in the above quote -- I get what he's getting at, saying The Exorcist is really a family drama and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is a brutal satire of America but they are also very much Horror Films! I loathe the implication that labeling something "Horror Film" is somehow limiting. Which I don't entirely think is his intent -- he seems to have a definition of Horror Movie that's very precise in what "Horror" means. (Specifically that his intention with "cannibalism" here in this film isn't to horrify, but to metaphor.) But I'm all for opening it up, not closing it down. Anyway it's a good chat, check it. And here is the Bones and All teaser if you missed it.

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

The Spider Destination


First things first, hi Nicky D'Agosto. We miss you. Anyway it's been three years since we first heard official word that a sixth Final Destination movie was in the works, and given a pandemic happened in the middle of that I will forgive them their slow pace. You get a pass, guys. Just this once. But today, new news! And this dude involved has got some serious clout at the moment, so I'd think this will happen sooner rather than never -- it's said that Jon Watts, the director of all three Tom Holland Spider-Man movies (including that little thing No Way Home that just blasted the doors off the pandemic box office) is producing a sixth film based on a story-idea he has. Now this is how you use your power in Hollywood for good, not evil! Let's hope he brings with him a nice big fat budget for all of the blood-lettings. 

When I'd posted about the sixth film back in 2019 it was two Saw writers were attached, so this is a big improvement -- one of the two writers tasked with turning Watts' treatment into a script today is Guy Busick, who wrote the latest Scream movie, but more importantly the super-fun horror flick Ready or Not back in '19. (He also worked on Castle Rock.) That's the kind of energy a Final Destination movie needs, not the stupid torture porn of the Saw films. Quick, nasty, and fun fun fun! That's the energy we need. Anyway if you had to guess what would you guess Watts' idea might be? And when one talks about "ideas" for this franchise one usually means the infamous opening sequences, where the characters cheat death the first time -- airplane and car and rollercoaster crashes and the like. What's even left? The Titanic?



Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Final Destination 3 (2006)

Ian McKinley: Equal... in death's eyes? All of us? How can you say that? Dude, think it through: Charlie Manson, made it to 70, Osama, still kicking. Pimps, vice presidents, walking around, all the atrocities they've committed, they're alive and well. These two girls, never done shit to anybody, they don't get to make it to 18. Where's the fucking equality in that?

A happy 15 to this movie! Lest you think the Final Destination franchise is nothing but eyeballs being gouged and spines popping like champagne corks that there's just one of the many ruminations on life and death and the cruel joke of existence contained therein -- this franchise is Bergman by way of Clive (and Carnival) Barker and it holds my heart in its thorny devil claws. Just the other day I was out of nowhere worrying the pandemic has hurt progress on the sixth film, which was announced before 2020 took a fire-axe to the world's plans -- I hope they're still planning on it. If any franchise should remain unkillable it's this one. Where does Part 3 fall in your FD franchise favor? I enjoy the hell out of all five films but my ranking is probably 2-5-1-3-4.



Thursday, October 15, 2020

My Favorite Horror Movies! Of Ever!

It's the day I've been waiting for slash dreading -- over at Final Girl my beloved pal Stacie Ponder has shared with everyone my Top 20 Favorite Horror Movies list! Actually my list is actually 21 because I changed my mind after sending it and she gave me the bonus. On that note I say "dreading" because there's nothing more difficult in all this world than narrowing down this sort of thing, and my list could have been one thousand titles long. You make all sorts of qualifications in this sort of whittling down process -- you want to represent yourself, as a whole person, so entries that feel redundant get excised in an effort at a larger vision, if that makes sense? 

Anyway click on over, see my 21 picks with a few rambling thoughts about each one tossed in for good bad measure, and make sure you keep checking Final Girl all month long as Stacie's annual "Shocktober" celebration keeps churning out the quality content. And make sure you're listening to Stacie's podcast Gaylords of Darkness (with the wonderful Anthony Hudson) too! It is literally -- I'm not even exaggerating -- the only podcast I listen to. I'm not a podcast person. But Gaylords got me through quarantine and I'm now a hardcore addict to their weekly fix.



Wednesday, September 16, 2020

If I Had a Kajillion Dollars...

Certain movies make you think a new way. Something like Yorgos Lanthimos' Dogtooth aggressively owns that idea outright -- it turns language itself against its viewers, reorganizing our definitions as its actual core concept. But there are less in-your-face examples -- think of the Final Destination films, for example. Nobody talks about them being atmosphere-shufflers but they are -- you walk out of a Final Destination movie fundamentally looking at the world, for a time, in an entirely different light. For 90 minutes those goofy slashers re-train your brain to sense the Rube-Goldberg-ian connections all around you, a violent overlay across everything, diagramming which exact thing would need to fall over onto which exact other thing which would then result domino-like in your head getting gratuitously chopped off. It's very much a happening!

The films of Miranda July all too operate on their own planes of existence, and you either make it there, on her terms, or your don't. I know a lotta folks who don't. But visiting Miranda-July-Land is such a spectacular vacation for me personally -- getting outside of my own exhausting way of seeing the world and figuring out the wily ways she's making her weirdo connections, one seemingly insane thought stretching out its serpentine leg to another, while you're just trying to find the pillows across the living-room lava field floor to make it over there before you burn on up. What a refreshing holiday from one's self, they prove -- I like to visit!

Kajillionaire, her new movie out next weekend, for the first time (after her former two efforts Me and You and Everyone We Know and The Future, each utterly perfect in their ways) doesn't star July herself in the leading role -- it seems as if July wanted a little vacation from herself this time; lord knows she's earned it. Not that we're not still very much invited into Miranda-July-Land ourselves -- everything happening in Kajillionaire is still very much riding on the cotton candy clouds over apple green poison rivers that we've come to know and love as Her Special Place in the Cinematic Universe. The MJU, if you will. Now she's just diaspora -- a mood, an atmosphere, without her big blue eyes to blaze the way. She's trusting us we can make our way through her cryptic mazes now, without her immediate gaze to guide us.

I'll admit I've never been the world's biggest Evan Rachel Wood fan and I was a little wary going into Kajillionaire of that fact, but July clearly saw in the actress a kinship, and that kinship burns bright and hard enough that I can say, with ease, this is the best Wood's ever been by my estimation. She plays Old Dolio (and yes Miranda July did get that character name from a friend who dreamed it as part of a list of possible cat names, why do you ask?), the baritone-voiced daughter of two extraordinary spazzes (played with stone-cold on-the-spectrum flair by Debra f'ing Winger and Richard f'ing Jenkins) who go through every day conning every person place and thing they come across in order to keep existing. They seem like if they stop grifting they might stop breathing? Poof up in pink smoke? It's a good tale for 2020, obviously -- we know from families of grifters in 2020. We're all experts now.

What gets lost among the twee hyperbole that's long attached itself to July's World is how she doesn't just refuse to sand down the edges of the flumes and slaloms she tosses us down -- she purposefully builds in danger zones, patches of spikes and jagged surfaces where our knees and hearts and souls get skinned surfing down 'em. July World can at times very much be like that infamous water-park in New Jersey where everybody left with half their skin hanging off. For all her people named after Dream Cats she ain't cutesy, her cartoons have fangs and will hump your leg til they leave a mark, and Kajillionaire is brutal in its dissection, vivisection, of its oddities numerous foibles. These people hurt each other, ruthlessly, and are too broken to fit into any standard molds. They don't stand right. Their pieces are taped, tattered, gunked up real good.

Man I relate. Who doesn't feel like a hand-glob of good intentions, pennies and tacks and newspaper headlines sticking out the sides? Other kids plunked down pretty pictures in Kindergarten class while I was a play-doh homicide scene, teachers screaming for the exits. 

But like with July's other two joints she too knows that Improbable Love might still swoop in anyway, someday, and love back the dangerous ill-fitting glob that you are -- it's possible that there's a person, weird in their own ways, who likes the way you stick to the palm of their hand. Melanie (Gina Rodriguez) might look like a regular person on her outsides -- she can walk into any building without doing a kabuki dance to get there, for one -- but she, like those of us sitting in the audience watching a Miranda July movie, gets the need for the dance. She speaks the language, and once you can do that, well, you can go anywhere, baby.



Thursday, February 07, 2019

Thursday's Ways Not To Die

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As long as we're separately talking about both Velvet Buzzsaw (here) and Toni Collette (here) today it seems only right to bring 'em together and give some love to my favorite moment in the whole movie (as mentioned in my review). But since the film's only been out for a week and perhaps plenty of you haven't partaken we'll take the rest of this with its stumpariffic spoilers to after the jump...
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Monday, January 28, 2019

Pic of the Day

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That is so the face on Jake that says, "So we gonna make this happen, boys?" I know, having made that same face several times in my own life. Anyway on that note Velvet Buzzsaw premiered at Sundance last night (see all of our previous coverage here) and I'm actively avoiding reviews but one tweet did catch my eye that I figured was worthy of mention, even though it's clearly not meant to be positive by the person tweeting it...
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... so what you're saying, Gregory, if I can just suss this out... is that Velvet Buzzsaw is a Final Destination Movie With Lots Of Naked Jake Gyllenhaal. That is what you're telling me...? Uhhh...

Velvet Buzzsaw premieres this Friday on Netflix!
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Monday, January 14, 2019

Never Ever Say Final, Ever

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Consider this a "note to self" -- I should probably do a post listing the Hottest Guys of the Final Destination franchise at some point, shouldn't I? That's so in my wheelhouse the wheel just flew off a fiery car crash and embedded itself in my spine. And given I'm illustrating this post with a photo of Nick Zano (via), star of the fourth film in the franchise and star of one of its best death scenes (one we were just talking about on Friday) it's safe to assume Nick'd place well on such a list.

Anyway that post from Friday got posted right before the big news broke that the franchise, probably my favorite of all the modern day horror franchises, is getting the reboot. Well one place said it was a "reboot" but Variety is calling it "the sixth film in the series" so perhaps it's an honest-to-goodness old-fashioned sequel. I mean it's not like continuity is terribly important to the Final Destinations from film to film - they gave it a stab here and there (and they really gunned for it with the fifth film's finale) but if they were to just pick up with a new disaster and a new group of doomed folks I don't really think any of us are gonna mind too much.

I've been clamoring for a sixth film ever since that fifth one came out a full eight years ago - the movies were all financial successes and even if they had their quality ups and downs I will sit down and re-watch any and every one of them at the drop of a hat. This here news of a new film is kind of a surprise though - literally a week ago Tony Todd, the Candyman actor who also had a recurring role as a mordant mortician in this franchise, was asked if there'd ever be another one and he said...

"I am [surprised] but I know why there hasn't been [another Final Destination]... It's really an expensive film to shoot. Just getting whatever accident set pieces, like for example part two with the whole traffic accident, that took a good five weeks to shoot and at least $20 million bucks. So there are other films like the Annabelle films which just focuses on a doll that they can shoot cheaper and still make money."

I guess they changed their mind! Good! Now we all need to focus on the most important question:  WHAT WILL THE OPENING SEQUENCE BE ABOUT??? They've done plane crashes, car crashes, bridge and rollercoaster collapses, a race track implosion. I think they should go with some sort of Natural Disaster - an Earthquake, maybe?

All that aside I must express I'm a little wary of just who's taking over the franchise - Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan, who wrote a whole bunch of the later Saw films, are writing it. I personally found the Saw franchise unwatchable, lacking all the goofy nasty fun of Final Destination movies - the Saw films were grim, dank, depressing, and dumb. So I hope these guys can adapt themselves, and not the reverse. Otherwise...


Friday, January 11, 2019

10 off My Head: Dunk Me To Hell

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Earlier this morning I made mention of my current Channel Zero obsession. If you're unfamiliar (and you might be given how under the radar this show's been even for me, a horror nut) it's a season-long anthology series on SyFy that's currently on its fourth. So far I've watched the first season (an incredibly strong run of six episodes subtitled Candle Cove and starring Paul Schneider & Fiona Shaw) and I'm a little over halfway through the fourth, having skipped the middle ones, which I'll spin back to next. 

Anyway in the fourth episode of this fourth season, which I just watched last night, there is a weird and scary scene that happens in a high school swimming pool, and as I watched it unfurl a sudden laundry list of "Horror Movie Swimming Pools" popped into my head. They're very much a thing! So why not list some of my faves? Why not, indeed.

10 of the Scariest Swimming Pools in the Movies

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It Follows (2014)

The Fan (1981) (see more here)



High-Rise (see more here)

Shivers (1975)

Cat People (1942)


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There are of course tons more....
So what are some of your faves?


Thursday, March 08, 2018

Thursday's Ways Not To Die

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When I saw that today is the actor Nick Zano's 40th birthday - Happy 40, Nick! - I knew it was time to finally devote one of our "Ways Not To Die" to Nick's infamous death scene in 2009's The Final Destination. But I forgot how well shot the sequence is, so we're taking it after the jump! Let's dive right in...