Showing posts with label Elijah Wood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elijah Wood. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

All My Pretty Precioussses


I think I'm hardly alone in stating the cold hard dead truth that the three Hobbit movies kinda sorta broke my desire to watch Tolkein's Middle-Earth on the big screen anymore -- I couldn't even tell you anything that happened in them at this point; they went right in one eye and out the other. That said I started watching the Prime series, I think just because it landed in a lull in my schedule, and there's been some fun stuff in it. I will give it this -- it looks very expensive. (And given that Bezos shelled out like a billion dollars for the rights I should fucking hope so.) 

Anyway I wasn't really feeling much enthusiasm about Andy Serkis slipping into Peter Jackson's director's chair to make Lord of the Rings; The Hunt For Gollum, yet another big-screen adventure -- this one about the period in the story where Gollum (who else) had already found the ring but before Bilbo got to him and snatched away his Preciousssss -- even as names like Sir Ian and Elijah Wood and Lee Pace started circling a return to the franchise. To get to my belabored point, made even more belabored by the photo up top giving my game away, they've now announced that dreamboat Jamie Dornan will be replacing Viggo Mortensen as "Strider" aka the name his character went by before he embraced his princely panatloons and became the Aragorn we all came to know and love in the original trilogy. 

God this is so much nerd shit I am barfing right now! I need to go chop some wood or something stat. Anyway gorgeous Jamie is always a yes. I don't even care. I will now be watching this damn movie. And that's before we even get to the other two names that just got cast in it -- the queen herself Kate Winslet will apparently be the film's female lead, playing a character named "Marigol" (this site theorizes that she's Smeagol's grandmother), while our beautiful blond boy Leo Woodall will be playing a cohort of Strider's named Halvard. Does this mean this movie will have a lot of Jamie Dornan and Leo Woodall running around together, all bearded and dirty and huddling beside fires for warmth??? Because that's the movie I'm writing in my head, you best damn believe it. 


Monday, October 28, 2024

Let's All Go To The Land of Nod


Exciting news this morning as Kyle Edward Ball, the writer-director of Skinamarink an MNPP-approved fave, has announced his new movie! There's not a lot of specific news to share except it's going to be called The Land of Nod and -- in a huge step up from the itty bitty indie cred of Skinamarink -- it will be for A24! (And Elijah Wood as well with his production company SpectreVision.) Here is my review of Skinamarink from way back in the day -- I was one of the first critics to review it and I became somewhat obnoxiously relentless in my pushing of it even though I knew it wasn't for everybody, and uhhh a lot of people sure said so. It's not often you see something that feels so fresh though, something which taps into something so primal in you, and Skinamarink did that for me tenfold. I was lulled into a trance and found the ultimate experience deeply terrifying. Anyway no idea what Ball will go for this time out (although he has spoken about projects he was working on before, read that here) -- all we have info-wise right now is that title The Land of Nod, which is a Biblical reference; via Wiki:

"The Land of Nod is a place mentioned in the Book of Genesis of the Hebrew Bible, located "on the east of Eden", where Cain was exiled by God after Cain had murdered his brother Abel. According to Genesis 4:16: 

"And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden." 

... Nod is said to be outside of the presence or face of God. Origen defined Nod as the land of trembling and wrote that it symbolized the condition of all who forsake God. Early commentators treated it as the opposite of Eden (worse still than the land of exile for the rest of humanity). In the English tradition Nod was sometimes described as a desert inhabited only by ferocious beasts or monsters. Others interpreted Nod as dark or even underground—away from the face of God. Augustine described unconverted Jews as dwellers in the land of Nod, which he defined as commotion and "carnal disquietude".

A fertile reference, that! I remember the phrase from my childhood spent in Sunday School but a lot of the further inferences go beyond my kiddie-learning. You could go pretty much anywhere from there, but to be honest just some of those descriptions -- the opposite of Eden, a place with its face turned away from God -- give me goosebumps, even though I'm an long-time atheist now. Anyway one imagines this will be very different from Skinamarink -- there's not going to be a need for that film's no-budget aesthetic this time out obviously! But I have a feeling Ball will use what he learned there and maintain some of his voice, even into a bigger production. His voice felt so assured to me already -- I want more! Cannot wait! Also of import (since we're here) -- Ball is a queer filmmaker, which gives Skinamarink an even more interesting underbelly once you know that; can't wait to see how that sorts itself out in his future work. 


Monday, August 05, 2024

Elijah Wood Bookworm Mania


I feel like I don't get the chance to sing Elijah Wood's praises nearly enough for how much I've come to like the dude, so I was very happy watching his latest movie Bookworm (which was the Opening Night film at this year's Fantasia Fest in Montreal) and realizing that I was watching an effortlessly winning performance from him -- perhaps his best to date? And so here was my chance! And sing his praises and the films I did over at Pajiba today in my review of the film, which reunites him with his Come To Daddy director Ant Timpson -- this is a lovely little family film with a dark edge that will hopefully find the right audience whenever it enters the world. Until then go read my review or if you'd prefer to stay spoiler-free until said prospective release date just hit the jump for some more photos of ol' blue eyes...

Monday, May 08, 2023

The Sky Is Indeed Falling


Y'all know I love a Disaster Movie, so I couldn't let the 25th anniversary of the killer-asteroid classic Deep Impact pass today without giving my thoughts -- head on over to Pajiba for that! I hadn't watched this one in ages and re-watching it last week sure did give me some thoughts. Mostly cynical and hopeless ones, but I am me and the world we live in today is very much the world we unfortunately live in today. Sigh

Monday, January 09, 2023

Look Who's Coming To Yellowjackets!


Our boy François Arnaud, that's who! He's just joined the second season of the hit series -- he's going to be playing (and if you don't want to know anything about the second season I suppose this is a spoiler) "a New York writer and secret boyfriend of Coach Scott (Steven Krueger) who reminds Coach Scott of what might have been." Does this mean that the coach in the "present day" will continue being played by the same actor as in the flashbacks then?

I guess they can get away with that? I mean I wanna continue looking at Steven Krueger so I absolutely will be okay with it. It's just a little bit weird when he was only in his early 30s when they shot the first season, really only about ten years older than the "teen" versions. Whatever, add some eye wrinkles and we're golden. More importantly give him and François sex times, please and thank you! Oh and I think I forgot to post this news when it broke aaaages ago -- also in the second season will be Melanie Lynskey's adorable husband Jason Ritter, as well as her co-star in I Don't Feel At Home in This World Anymore Elijah Wood! Mel and Elijah made an awesome team in that awesome movie -- I hope they get to play together again. 


Monday, July 12, 2021

God Wood


Just a few weeks ago I reviewed the Ted Bundy biopic No Man of God out of Tribeca pretty enthusiastically -- read the review here -- and here we are, just three weeks later, and we've now got a poster and a trailer for the film! It stars an absolutely uncanny Luke Kirby as the serial killer and Elijah Wood as the FBI agent who interviewed him before his execution, trying to get proper confessions from the man, and director Amber Sealey turns out to be very good at being smart about how you tell this sort of story and make it matter in 2021. The movie's coming out in theaters and on demand on August 27th, I recommend making time for it, and you'll especially see why if you watch this trailer and witness just how terrifyingly spot-on Kirby's work is...

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Ungodly Good


I'm not usually a big fan of using red carpet photos here on the site but I will make an exception for the above photo of actor Luke Kirby at the premiere of his new flick No Man of God at Tribeca because... well he looks real good in it, for one. And for another they haven't dropped very many photos of him in No Man of God yet, which sees him playing the serial killer Ted Bundy, probably because they want to save the reveal for how fucking uncanny he is in the film for closer to its actual release. I'll admit I haven't kept up with Kirby's career since he was terrific (and hot) in Sarah Polley's Take This Waltz way way back in 2012...

... but my boyfriend immediately recognized him as Lenny Bruce on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel; I haven't watched that program. Anyway I was in no way prepared for how strong his work here is, opposite an also-very-good Elijah Wood as the FBI profiler tasked with getting Bundy's confessions before he hits the electric chair. But I get into all of that in my review of the film which is now on Pajiba -- click on over to check it out. This is one to definitely keep an eyeball out for -- I actually think one of the shots of the year is contained in its midsection, but I won't get into that before more people have the chance to see it themselves...



Friday, February 07, 2020

We All Go A Little Hardy Sometimes

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I have no idea what that photo of Tom Hardy is all about so don't ask me. It appears to be circa Legend but, uhh, I don't recall any outfits like that in Legend. It's an appropriate representation of my mental state right now though, so it stays. Anyway a couple of things here on the precipice of the weekend, before the last hurrahs and hoorays of the Awards Season That Was are upon us. One, you should follow me on Twitter if you don't already since I'll no doubt find the time (and the booze) to live-tweet some of that shit. The boyfriend's outta town and I've got to entertain myself somehow. If you missed my list of happy Oscar thoughts from earlier click here

Secondly there are two movies newly out in theaters today that I have already recommended to you -- there is The Lodge with Riley Keough which I reviewed right here, and there is Come To Daddy with Elijah Wood which I reviewed right here. I recommend Riley's movie more, but Elijah's is fun. Riley's isn't "fun." It's depressing as hell, but really well done as such. I haven't seen this weekend's big movie Birds of Prey just yet but I've got tickets for Sunday so, you know, stay tuned. Or not! This world is eating us all alive, I get it.


Monday, February 03, 2020

Wood, E., Hassled Son

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Can you believe that the Lord of the Rings trilogy, as long as you measure it by its first film, turns 20 next year? What the holy eff. We're all dust, just dust. Anyway, moving on to more recent Frodo content, while I was more enamored with the first half of Come To Daddy than its second when I caught it at Tribeca last spring -- here's that review -- I have to admit the movie's stayed fresh in my brain in the many many months since and I am looking forward to seeing it a second time. The stachiness alone! Here's its trailer:
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The film -- which has Elijah Wood playing a David Rose type who's gone to visit his long estranged father (the great character actor Stephen McHattie) on his death bed only to, well, their complications have complications -- is hitting theaters this weekend and as seen below if you're in California or New York you might be able to see Elijah and his director Ant Timpson in person for a Q&A.

Thursday, November 07, 2019

Joe Manganiello Wants To Give Us the Fist

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I find Joe Manganiello's post-True-Blood career, or lack thereof, slightly confounding. I know he was tied up with DC's super-mess for awhile -- he was meant to play the villain Deathstroke but Justice League turned into, well, Justice League, and all of that turned to ash in our mouths. But I feel like just relegating him to the love interest in a Pee-wee Herman movie (as awesome as all that was), a male stripper with like ten lines over the course of two films (as double awesome as all that was), and a baseball player in a movie nobody saw, well, is that all there is? He's not a terrible actor, he's charming and funny and he looks like Joe Manganiello... there should be more to speak of.

Well now there might be. There might be something very interesting. He's attached to a flick called Archenemy (thx Mac), which is about a "dubious superhero" called Max Fist (no I'm not making that up) -- dubious because he says he's from another dimension where he was a super-powered stud but here on Earth he has no superpowers... so he's just a big muscly dude that looks like Joe Manganiello saying crazy things. Honestly if a dude who looked like Joe told me was a superhero I'd believe him pretty easily, but in the world of this movie only one teenager, a kid named Hamster (no I'm not making that up), believes him. I guess that makes me a Hamster.

That all sounds goofy I admit, but the interesting thing is who's writing and directing this film -- his name is Adam Egypt Mortimer, and that's a name you should probably familiarize yourselves with. He has a horror flick called Daniel isn't Real that is out in some theaters on December 6th after playing several film fests including Fantasia (it's playing the Anomaly Film Fest in my hometown of Rochester NY tomorrow!) and DIR is a reeeeal interesting movie. I'll have more to say about it closer to its release date but it's one everybody should be paying attention to. Here's its trailer:
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Anyway Mortimer is (rightfully) making a name for himself off that flick -- there have even been whispers that he might be the person hired to get the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise out of mothballs -- and so keeping our eyes on what's he's trying to get made is now a thing. The studio he's teamed up with is SpectreVision, aka Elijah Wood's company, and they've made a hell of a name for themselves with edgy material in the past several years -- they have given us A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night, Cooties, The Greasy Strangler, and Mandy, and they're behind that Nicholas Cage meets HP Lovecraft flick Color Out of Space coming out in January that sounds too goo to be true. (Nicholas Cage + Lovecraft = too good to be true.) And speaking of, that literally just got a trailer yesterday...
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Friday, April 26, 2019

I Got Good Wood Last Night

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That there is Elijah Wood and his co-star Stephen McHattie (Pontypool holla) during last night's Come to Daddy world premiere at the Tribeca Film Fest -- my review of that horror film just went up over at The Film Experience so click on over to read that. It's worth seeing! There will be more reviews popping up over the weekend so stay tuned over there. I'm in screenings all day Monday but don't forget you can follow me on Twitter for random excited sightings and such...
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... and also to follow me on Instagram for more photos of me glaring with mad-eyed lust at all the famous pretty people I can catch over the course of the next week or so when I'm not right here...
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Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Matt: What are you talkin' about, baseball
is a girl's game? The Red Sox has a guy that
pitches the ball over 90 miles per hour!
Pete: Who cares? All that means is that he
can have a wank faster than you.

A happy 39 to Charlie Hunnam today!
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Monday, March 18, 2019

In Memory of You

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This week's banner is marking an especially special occasion! Tomorrow marks the 15th anniversary of our beloved Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which hit theaters on March 18th 2004 and immediately became one of our forever favorites. We've watched it dozens of times since then, and our affection for the twisty romance between Joel and Clementine only deepens with age. Click on over to The Film Experience where we're zooming in on a pair of smaller but no less vital performances in the movie.
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Monday, January 28, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Sandy: Where are you going?
Mikey: Out.
Sandy: Its freezing!
Mikey: Yeah.
Sandy: Then why are you going?
Mikey: When its freezing it means the molecules
aren't moving, so when you breath, theres nothing
in the air, you know, you breath into your body,
the molecules have stopped, its clean.

A happy 38 to Elijah Wood today!
(Click here for more Mikey wisdom.)
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Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Ruth: I don't want a pay-off. 
Chris: Well, then I'm confused. 
What do you want? 
Ruth: For people to not be assholes. 

That line might end up being The Line of 2017, so I hope y'all have gone and watched this movie on Netflix already. Anyway a very very happy 40th birthday to the lovely and extraordinarily talented Melanie Lynskey today! Everybody go wish her one on Twitter right this second, I demand it.

Friday, February 24, 2017

Got Wood

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Today's the day! I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore, the violent comic thriller starring Melanie Lynskey and Elijah Wood, has dropped on Netflix! I posted the trailer a couple of weeks ago when word came down from Sundance that the movie's a pip, and wham bam it's already time for the rest of us to decide. I love this newfangled democratic world of movie-going. Anyway if I don't go see Get Out tonight (although I really really reeeally want to go see Get Out tonight) I will be at home watching this, so stay tuned for my illustrious opinion, or don't, whatever! And you should go watch it yourself, or don't, whatever!
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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Mad Melanie Rage Fest

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I may have spoken too quickly with my last post when I said what I wanted to see today was Laura Dern hitting Woody Harrelson with a purse, because now we've been given the glorious gift of "Melanie Lynskey going nuts with a gun and then projectile vomiting." (You don't know how hard a time I am having not making a gif out of the barfing, by the way.) But somehow, blessedly, we can have both! The trailer for I Don't Feel At Home in this World Anymore, which co-stars Elijah Wood and which is playing Sundance and which I told you about previously, has arrived!
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We don't actually have to wait all that long after Sundance to see this - the movie will hit Netflix on February 24th. Bring it on!
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Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Scare Me, Miss Lynskey

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I'm not name-dropping here - although I guess I'm not not name-dropping either - but after a screening of Heavenly Creatures here in NYC a couple of months ago that she was in attendance for I got to hang out for a little bit with The Marvelous Melanie Lynskey (she really oughta change her name to The Marvelous Melanie Lynskey, the whole thing, like she's a magician from the 1920s, because she is). It was very exciting! 

But that's not my point. See, because I'd just watched Heavenly Creatures I realized at that moment that I was missing Scary Melanie Lynskey - besides establishing herself as a great talent Melanie's also established herself as a beacon of sweetness in a cold hard world; she just radiates so much warmth and kindness when you watch her on screen. (And in person too, y'all.) That's not to say she's only been showing off that stuff - on Togetherness, for example, she got to show off all kinds of humanity, of the ugly and mean kind too. But I was introduced to her via Heavenly's mad romantic murderess, and I hadn't seen her play those notes in awhile. 

So I said to her she that should make something where she scares me again. She nodded at the time, but now I figure she was probably thinking inside "JUST WAIT!!!" Because here we are and within the space of two weeks I've found out she's made a super violent thriller with Elijah Wood that's playing at Sundance AND now I realize she's in XX, the all-female-directed horror-anthology that's out soon!

Melanie stars in the quarter that Annie Clark (aka the rock goddess St Vincent) directed; the other three come from Roxanne Benjamin, Jovanka Vuckovic, and Karyn Kusama (of fuck yeah The Invitation and Jennifer's Body fame). And I only realized this because XX just got a trailer, featuring prominent Lynskey placement, and now I've got to go scour her list of future IMDb credits lest I make any more of an ass out of myself.

XX is out in theaters and on demand 
on February 17th -- now watch the trailer!
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The four short films also star Sheila Vand (aka the Girl Who Walks Home Alone At Night) and  Nathalie Brown (aka Corey Stoll's vampire wife on The Strain) and Mike Doyle (aka Mr. Andrew Rannells) (okay he was one of the gays in The Invitation too) and Angela Trimbur (who was so so funny as the slutty girl in Final Girls) and Breeda Wool (the lesbian contestant from UnREAL!!) plus a bunch more familiar great faces. Cannot wait.
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Thursday, January 05, 2017

Things That Go Bump in the New Year

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In case you missed the trailer for The Belko Experiment I posted it back in December - this is the upcoming horror flick written by James Gunn and directed by Greg fuckin' McLean about an office building going full Lord of the Flies. That is the brand new poster above, showcasing gore and men's butts like all good things do.

And while you're at it you should also check out this list of 2017's most promising horror offerings that Vulture just dropped - Belko's on there, the Suspiria remake's on there, Personal Shopper's on there (read my review of that Assayas right here), but besides the stuff we knew about they've got word on a bunch we didn't know about too. Like a movie starring Melanie Lynskey & Elijah Wood!

Oh fuck yes I am so there for this. The movie's called I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore and it's premiering at Sundance, you can read the plot description at their website - Lynskey plays a woman fed up with the world pushed over the edge when her home is burgled; Elijah Wood is her weirdo next-door neighbor who helps her dive into an investigation to find the culprits that apparently goes very, very wrong. SIGN ME UP YESTERDAY.

Several other projects that Vulture list are new to my ears so definitely check out their list - I also gotta highlight the one called Housewife, which is coming from Turkish director Can Evrenol, who made the exceedingly fucked-up film Baskin (read my review right here) - he promises this one to be just as fucked up but starring a woman this time, and it will be his homage to 80s Italian Maestros Dario Argento and Lucio Fulci. I smell some splatter!
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