God this is so much nerd shit I am barfing right now! I need to go chop some wood or something stat. Anyway gorgeous Jamie is always a yes. I don't even care. I will now be watching this damn movie. And that's before we even get to the other two names that just got cast in it -- the queen herself Kate Winslet will apparently be the film's female lead, playing a character named "Marigol" (this site theorizes that she's Smeagol's grandmother), while our beautiful blond boy Leo Woodall will be playing a cohort of Strider's named Halvard. Does this mean this movie will have a lot of Jamie Dornan and Leo Woodall running around together, all bearded and dirty and huddling beside fires for warmth??? Because that's the movie I'm writing in my head, you best damn believe it.
Wednesday, April 15, 2026
All My Pretty Precioussses
God this is so much nerd shit I am barfing right now! I need to go chop some wood or something stat. Anyway gorgeous Jamie is always a yes. I don't even care. I will now be watching this damn movie. And that's before we even get to the other two names that just got cast in it -- the queen herself Kate Winslet will apparently be the film's female lead, playing a character named "Marigol" (this site theorizes that she's Smeagol's grandmother), while our beautiful blond boy Leo Woodall will be playing a cohort of Strider's named Halvard. Does this mean this movie will have a lot of Jamie Dornan and Leo Woodall running around together, all bearded and dirty and huddling beside fires for warmth??? Because that's the movie I'm writing in my head, you best damn believe it.
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
Monday, October 28, 2024
Let's All Go To The Land of Nod
"The Land of Nod is a place mentioned in the Book of Genesis of the Hebrew Bible, located "on the east of Eden", where Cain was exiled by God after Cain had murdered his brother Abel. According to Genesis 4:16:
"And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden."
... Nod is said to be outside of the presence or face of God. Origen defined Nod as the land of trembling and wrote that it symbolized the condition of all who forsake God. Early commentators treated it as the opposite of Eden (worse still than the land of exile for the rest of humanity). In the English tradition Nod was sometimes described as a desert inhabited only by ferocious beasts or monsters. Others interpreted Nod as dark or even underground—away from the face of God. Augustine described unconverted Jews as dwellers in the land of Nod, which he defined as commotion and "carnal disquietude".
A fertile reference, that! I remember the phrase from my childhood spent in Sunday School but a lot of the further inferences go beyond my kiddie-learning. You could go pretty much anywhere from there, but to be honest just some of those descriptions -- the opposite of Eden, a place with its face turned away from God -- give me goosebumps, even though I'm an long-time atheist now. Anyway one imagines this will be very different from Skinamarink -- there's not going to be a need for that film's no-budget aesthetic this time out obviously! But I have a feeling Ball will use what he learned there and maintain some of his voice, even into a bigger production. His voice felt so assured to me already -- I want more! Cannot wait! Also of import (since we're here) -- Ball is a queer filmmaker, which gives Skinamarink an even more interesting underbelly once you know that; can't wait to see how that sorts itself out in his future work.
Monday, August 05, 2024
Elijah Wood Bookworm Mania
Monday, May 08, 2023
The Sky Is Indeed Falling
Monday, January 09, 2023
Look Who's Coming To Yellowjackets!
Monday, July 12, 2021
God Wood
Tuesday, June 22, 2021
Ungodly Good
Friday, February 07, 2020
We All Go A Little Hardy Sometimes
Monday, February 03, 2020
Wood, E., Hassled Son
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The film -- which has Elijah Wood playing a David Rose type who's gone to visit his long estranged father (the great character actor Stephen McHattie) on his death bed only to, well, their complications have complications -- is hitting theaters this weekend and as seen below if you're in California or New York you might be able to see Elijah and his director Ant Timpson in person for a Q&A.
Heya! @Timpson and I will be participating in a few Q&A’s for our film Come To Daddy next week! @drafthouse #cometodaddymovie pic.twitter.com/MelXgAZpD8— Elijah Wood (@elijahwood) February 1, 2020
Thursday, November 07, 2019
Joe Manganiello Wants To Give Us the Fist
Friday, April 26, 2019
I Got Good Wood Last Night
Just realized it was ANGELA FUCKING BASSETT sitting next to me watching an Isabelle Huppert movie— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) April 25, 2019
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Wednesday, April 10, 2019
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Matt: What are you talkin' about, baseball
is a girl's game? The Red Sox has a guy that
pitches the ball over 90 miles per hour!
Pete: Who cares? All that means is that he
can have a wank faster than you.
Monday, March 18, 2019
In Memory of You
Monday, January 28, 2019
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Sandy: Where are you going?
Mikey: Out.
Sandy: Its freezing!
Mikey: Yeah.
Sandy: Then why are you going?
Mikey: When its freezing it means the molecules
aren't moving, so when you breath, theres nothing
in the air, you know, you breath into your body,
the molecules have stopped, its clean.
Tuesday, May 16, 2017
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Ruth: I don't want a pay-off.Chris: Well, then I'm confused.What do you want?Ruth: For people to not be assholes.
Friday, February 24, 2017
Got Wood
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
Mad Melanie Rage Fest
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Scare Me, Miss Lynskey
Melanie stars in the quarter that Annie Clark (aka the rock goddess St Vincent) directed; the other three come from Roxanne Benjamin, Jovanka Vuckovic, and Karyn Kusama (of fuck yeah The Invitation and Jennifer's Body fame). And I only realized this because XX just got a trailer, featuring prominent Lynskey placement, and now I've got to go scour her list of future IMDb credits lest I make any more of an ass out of myself.
Thursday, January 05, 2017
Things That Go Bump in the New Year
Several other projects that Vulture list are new to my ears so definitely check out their list - I also gotta highlight the one called Housewife, which is coming from Turkish director Can Evrenol, who made the exceedingly fucked-up film Baskin (read my review right here) - he promises this one to be just as fucked up but starring a woman this time, and it will be his homage to 80s Italian Maestros Dario Argento and Lucio Fulci. I smell some splatter!
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