Tuesday, March 31, 2026
Look at This Gif
Tuesday, October 15, 2024
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Fight Club (1999)
Tyler Durden: Warning -- If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.
Friday, March 10, 2023
Good Morning, World
Tuesday, February 28, 2023
Quote of the Day II
"I even got a chance to run away from Chucky!.. I never thought I would get to play British. I never imagined I would spend a month slapping the shit out of Brad Pitt on a train.”
Wednesday, February 15, 2023
Petite Wings of Thelma's Desire
Thursday, December 22, 2022
Holly Jolly Heave Ho Ho
Friday, September 09, 2022
Good Morning, World
No I still haven't managed to see Bullet Train -- but I have managed to see this video of Aaron Taylor-Johnson hanging out topless in that movie's make-up trailer with Bullet Train's "groomer" Merc Arceneaux (via) and really, what is Bullet Train gonna offer me that's more better than this? Yes I said "more better" and I meant it dammit. Language is the first thing to go in the face of such hotness!
Wednesday, May 04, 2022
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Killing Them Softly (2012)
Barack Obama (on TV) : [on TV delivering his election victory speech] ... to reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that out of many, we are one.Driver: You hear that line? Line's for you.Jackie: Don't make me laugh. We're one people.It's a myth created by Thomas Jefferson.Driver: Oh now you're gonna have a go at Jefferson, huh?
Jackie: My friend, Jefferson's an American saint because he wrote the words, "All men are created equal." Words he clearly didn't believe, since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He was a rich wine snob who was sick of paying taxes to the Brits. So yeah, he wrote some lovely words and aroused the rabble, and they went out and died for those words, while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl. This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community. Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America, and in America, you're on your own. America's not a country. It's just a business. Now fucking pay me.
There will be no repercussions. This country is run by criminals and fools and we're all fucked https://t.co/izPGe1y8gA
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) May 4, 2022
Monday, April 18, 2022
Quote of the Day
"Listen, we tried to get Warner Bros. to allow us to release a longer version of it. They’re not interested in doing it, and I think somebody tried to petition Criterion to do it. Criterion were not interested in Jesse James. There is a better version of Jesse James – in my opinion – that’s about 15 minutes longer. And that’s the one that Roger [Deakins] was talking about. He’s never seen one that’s longer than that. There was a three-hour version, right? 15 minutes longer than what it is, three hours. There was never a four-hour version that was any good, believe me.”
Wednesday, April 06, 2022
Pics of the Day
Wednesday, February 02, 2022
Channing Tatum Six Times
"This one’s going to be a full dance-icle. We’re going to swing for the fence. I’m going to dance as hard as I’ve danced in any movie other than ‘Hail, Caesar!’” he says, referring to the 2016 Coen brothers film in which he learned how to tap dance. “I want this movie to be filled with joy and fun. Everybody is like, ‘Less character, more dancing.’ So I’ve listened."
I'm one of those people -- "those people" -- who's actually liked both of the Magic Mike movies as they've been; I know a lot of people have reiterated what he's saying, that they both were more drama less tea-bagging than people were clamoring for, but I thought they worked. Still I'll come for the tea-bagging too! Of course I will. Anyway Chan's looking mighty fine right? He looks ten, fifteen, years younger? They've definitely put the Hollywood buffing machine to work on him. Hit the jump for the whole shoot...
Brad Pitt Flashback
“I remember at one point being agog at Brad... He’d never been in costumes like that… Brad walked on set and my jaw was down because he was so stunningly beautiful. I’m straight but I thought, ‘Wow, my God! This guy is stunning.’ What chance does one have on the screen against this beautiful, beautiful man?”
Brad Pitt in 2004 was indeed a visual force to be reckoned with. Anyway I was just going to tweet about this while linking back to the Steven Klein photoshoot that Brad did at the time for L'uomo Vogue, only... I couldn't find the shoot posted here on the site? It's got to be buried somewhere -- I refuse to believe I've actually never posted it -- but this presents the opportunity to just post it today, and that's a challenge I will ever accept. Hit the jump for the entire thing...
Tuesday, January 04, 2022
Good Morning, World
Thursday, December 16, 2021
They Lost the D
Tuesday, October 12, 2021
Pics of the Day
Friday, April 16, 2021
I Am Link
I haven't done a link round-up like this for ages! They always end up taking way more energy than they ought to -- I mean the whole idea is to present news in bite-sized portions, but I can never keep myself from rambling. You know me. But also I don't know if, due to the pandemic, we've had a period quite so thick with movie news as the last several days has been -- aww, nature is healing! (Wear a mask.) Let's get to it.
--- Take A Bite Outta -- Even though the news is only a couple of weeks old I'd already forgotten that Evan Peters was going to play Jeffrey Dahmer in an upcoming Ryan-Murphy-produced miniseries, so it's good to have this interview with him in Variety remind me. (thx Mac) He briefly talks about prepping for the part, alongside mostly speaking about his Kate Winslet detective series Mare of Easttown, which is out this weekend. I don't know where that series came from, it really snuck up on me. I only heard about it for the first time like a week ago and now it's here!
--- Real Thick And Juicy -- I am sure you've all been happily following along with all the talk of Chris Meloni's ass ever since he (and it) popped back up on SVU a couple of weeks ago, but if you missed it Meloni has been milking his ass for all it's worth (god, phrasing) -- EW rounded up some of the fun, bouncy chatter. Jump on it and bounce, baby! (thx Mac)
--- And Finally I was happy to read yesterday that the actor Fabien Frankel had landed a big role in the Dorne-centered Game of Thrones spin-off prequel called House of the Dragon; as seen below Frankel really grabbed my attention opposite Tahar Rahim in the Netflix series The Serpent, which I've mentioned here on the site oh once or twenty times.
Also -- hello Fabien Frankel, please be in lots of things after this, Fabien Frankel pic.twitter.com/GQ5UXiJjzb
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 4, 2021
Wednesday, February 24, 2021
Murder Me, Fassy
Anyway The Killer is based on a French graphic novel (anybody read it?) and the screenplay was written by his Se7en screenwriter Andrew Kevin Walker -- Fincher's been trying to get this made for something like a decade; at one point Brad Pitt was attached. But no longer! Now it'll be our Fassy boy playing the assassin who "begins to psychologically crack as he develops a conscience, even as his clients continue to demand his skills." I mean can you blame them? You have the money to hire Michael Fassbender, you're gonna wanna keep paying, conscience be damned.